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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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it's all yours, Doctor.

I'm all yours.

Well.

Well then.

You should think that the universe could take care of itself for a while when urgent matters arise elsewhere.

eager, aren't we? I knew those pictures would get you to come around. Finally.

You're the only force in the universe strong enough to make me think about naked you and what's to be done about it while surrounded by blobby eye monsters and talking about your mother.

I'll be honest, I think about you naked a lot more than that and in worse circumstances.

I think that you should be honest a lot more. Dishonesty is very unhealthy.

I think about kissing you a lot, too. Unhealthy amounts, really.

Well, now. That doesn't seem at all unhealthy to me. No harm in thinking, is there?

If there was, I'd be in so much pain right now.

still miffed Cassandra kissed you into body and I can only vaguely remember it.

She used too much teeth anyway.

not a fan of teeth?

Well.

I wouldn't say that.

Not a big fan of her using you.

so, I can use teeth. Taking notes now. 'Cause, I'd really like to catch your bottom lip beneath both of mine and tug.

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I'll have you know, Rose Tyler, that if I end up engaged to some slime queen because you're making me make inappropriate sounds, it's entirely your fault and responsibility.

you can tell her you're already taken, thanks.

None of her eyes are as beautiful as yours anyway.

as if you're really thinking about my eyes right now, Doctor.

I'm not, but this creature doesn't have a bum.

glad I have nothing to be jealous of.

Not even outside of blob creatures.

Not ever.

really?

Why waste time on jealousy when we have the whole universe to explore?

well, you know. Us humans, sometimes we let the green eyed monster get the best of us.

I reckon I'll have to reassure you. I have an idea or two on how.

I'm going to need some details.