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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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HAHAH please don't be

[galaxys]

why don't we skip the pictures and stick to words, yeah?

Like what you wanna do when you get here. With me.

[neverwouldiever]

Good, good. Well. Good on me, I think you could keep up the pictures too. Should. Definitely should.

First thing, I'd lock the door. Wait. I'd dead-lock the door.

Rose Tyler, your mother is why they invented sonic screwdrivers.

[galaxys]

I've already given too much away. Bit greedy, aren't we?

Locked door. Good start, though I think she's staying with her new beau tonight. What then?

[neverwouldiever]

Depends. Are you still in that very fetching state of partial undress?

[galaxys]

I am. Care to rid me of the rest of these pesky clothes?

[neverwouldiever]

That's up there on the priority list. First you'd have to be on your bed though, so I can be over you and appreciate what's already up for grabs. So to say.

[galaxys]

it's all yours, Doctor.

I'm all yours.

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

Well then.

You should think that the universe could take care of itself for a while when urgent matters arise elsewhere.

[galaxys]

eager, aren't we? I knew those pictures would get you to come around. Finally.

[neverwouldiever]

You're the only force in the universe strong enough to make me think about naked you and what's to be done about it while surrounded by blobby eye monsters and talking about your mother.

[galaxys]

I'll be honest, I think about you naked a lot more than that and in worse circumstances.

[neverwouldiever]

I think that you should be honest a lot more. Dishonesty is very unhealthy.

[galaxys]

I think about kissing you a lot, too. Unhealthy amounts, really.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, now. That doesn't seem at all unhealthy to me. No harm in thinking, is there?

If there was, I'd be in so much pain right now.

[galaxys]

still miffed Cassandra kissed you into body and I can only vaguely remember it.

[neverwouldiever]

She used too much teeth anyway.

[galaxys]

not a fan of teeth?

[neverwouldiever]

Well.

I wouldn't say that.

Not a big fan of her using you.

[galaxys]

so, I can use teeth. Taking notes now. 'Cause, I'd really like to catch your bottom lip beneath both of mine and tug.

[neverwouldiever]

I'll have you know, Rose Tyler, that if I end up engaged to some slime queen because you're making me make inappropriate sounds, it's entirely your fault and responsibility.

[galaxys]

you can tell her you're already taken, thanks.

[neverwouldiever]

None of her eyes are as beautiful as yours anyway.

[galaxys]

as if you're really thinking about my eyes right now, Doctor.

[neverwouldiever]

I'm not, but this creature doesn't have a bum.

[galaxys]

glad I have nothing to be jealous of.