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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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There you go then. I was all ready, hot and bothered, and you ruin the mood.

Really? Dead floating people had you all hot and bothered but me making someone bow turned you off?

Now that is disconcerting.

Oh, don't act as if you're surprised! You made it sound exciting. Me, I like excitement. The bowing thing, not so much.

I made accidentally getting a mouthful of some dead old biddy sound exciting to you? Well, at least I know it's easy to get you to go on a date, I just need to sell the premise well.

We'll work on the submitting thing. I'll show you how fun it can be to bow.

That's never been the challenge though, has it?

Now, there's a different matter. Not my style, no.

I don't know, you wouldn't go anywhere I wanted last time I suggested places. It's all 'no Master, we're not going to watch Lion's eat people at the Colosseum' or 'no, I don't want to go to one of Calligula's orgies'.

You're so vanilla sometimes.

I am NOT. I'm very much exciting.

They don't even make ice cream dark enough for what you are.

You like to think you are but you're exceptionally bland.

Oh how mean, that really hurt :C did you just say I can't be an ice cream flavour? There is no point in living then. I may as well go lie down somewhere and yearn for a life where I can be raspberry ripple. Or rocky road.

Is that why you got bored of me so quickly?

That's a very defeatist attitude you're sporting there. Just try and tone it down, some adjustment. You too can be tasty!

I get bored but I still see your potential. Somewhere, inside that boring, preachy vessel of yours is a fun person.

Whoever said you were tasty?

Blablabla. You're just bitter!

Well. Me, for one. And I'd know.

Or you're just ignorant. And unable to take criticisms.

And people say I have ego problems.

Unlikely theory, you should discard it.

Well, you don't have ego problems. Your ego is a problem for everyone else.

It's not my fault people are afraid and in awe of me. I can't help that, it's just who I am.

Being brilliant is such a burden. You're so lucky you don't suffer like I do.

You're never getting dick pics with talk like that.

Oh please, I'd never get dick pics from you. Shame, I found the perfect website to upload them too and everything.

...what makes it the perfect website?

Give me dick pics and I'll show you.

Doesn't have to be yours. I'm sure you can get handsome Jack to play along.

I'm not sending you the Captain's dick pics.

Oh Rassilon.

You actually HAVE them, don't you?

Now, why would I have something like that?

I don't know. Bored night, long and lonely, you two start texting. I bet it's happened.

I really don't think Jack does lonely nights.

He does when he's thinking of you. He had such a crush, it was worse torture than anything I tried.

Oh, shut up already, will you?