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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[standsonhigh]

Sad little losers that idolise you? No thanks.

They think you're a hero. We both know what a load of shit that is.

[neverwouldiever]

I meant your fire thing.

And sometimes believing in a lie is enough.

[standsonhigh]

But I only like it when you do it. Makes me feel special, getting that much wrath off you.

Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.

[neverwouldiever]

These days you can have pity.

Not much does.

[standsonhigh]

I don't want your pity.

And I don't want your whining either.

It's not like you even need sleep.

[neverwouldiever]

Go play with your duck.

[standsonhigh]

Awww, have I upset you? Poor thing!

[neverwouldiever]

You duck.

[standsonhigh]

Oh do go fuck yourself, Doctor.

[neverwouldiever]

Maybe I will!

[standsonhigh]

Send pics.

[neverwouldiever]

Use your imagination.

1/2

[standsonhigh]

Finnnnne

2/3 cause I can

[standsonhigh]

Woah, you filthy slut. Someone is certainly eager to please.

[standsonhigh]

You're right, this is better than pics.

[neverwouldiever]

...stop it.

[standsonhigh]

Nope. Never. You can't make me stop.

I never thought you'd look so good on your knees. It's a nice look for you.

[neverwouldiever]

That's just rude. And unrealistic!

Maybe I'll just stop reading your messages. Ha!

1?

[standsonhigh]

Fine, you do that. I'll just monologue right here.

[standsonhigh]

Look at those boxers, why do you have bananas on them? How adorable. Lets lose them!

[standsonhigh]

Mines definitely bigger

[standsonhigh]

Why yes, I am your lord and Master, dear Doctor. No need to grovel at my feet.

[standsonhigh]

I wish I'd thought to bring a cricket outfit. Roleplay is so exciting.

[neverwouldiever]

1) When did you look at my boxers, you creep?

2) Wishful thinking.

3) I think you have more practice grovelling.

4) Roleplaying as myself? That doesn't even make sense.

[standsonhigh]

1. you said you weren't responding

2. you said use my imagination.

What are you? Imagination police? Stop telling me things then changing your mind!