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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[standsonhigh]

Oh do go fuck yourself, Doctor.

[neverwouldiever]

Maybe I will!

[standsonhigh]

Send pics.

[neverwouldiever]

Use your imagination.

1/2

[standsonhigh]

Finnnnne

2/3 cause I can

[standsonhigh]

Woah, you filthy slut. Someone is certainly eager to please.

[standsonhigh]

You're right, this is better than pics.

[neverwouldiever]

...stop it.

[standsonhigh]

Nope. Never. You can't make me stop.

I never thought you'd look so good on your knees. It's a nice look for you.

[neverwouldiever]

That's just rude. And unrealistic!

Maybe I'll just stop reading your messages. Ha!

1?

[standsonhigh]

Fine, you do that. I'll just monologue right here.

[standsonhigh]

Look at those boxers, why do you have bananas on them? How adorable. Lets lose them!

[standsonhigh]

Mines definitely bigger

[standsonhigh]

Why yes, I am your lord and Master, dear Doctor. No need to grovel at my feet.

[standsonhigh]

I wish I'd thought to bring a cricket outfit. Roleplay is so exciting.

[neverwouldiever]

1) When did you look at my boxers, you creep?

2) Wishful thinking.

3) I think you have more practice grovelling.

4) Roleplaying as myself? That doesn't even make sense.

[standsonhigh]

1. you said you weren't responding

2. you said use my imagination.

What are you? Imagination police? Stop telling me things then changing your mind!

[neverwouldiever]

I am not responding, I'm marveling.

If you have to fantasize about me, why does it have to be such a gross misrepresentation?

[standsonhigh]

It's not a gross misrepresentation.

It's sexy.

Maybe this is why you can't keep a girl. You're not open sexually. Well, that and you keep accidentally traumatising/killing them during adventures.

[neverwouldiever]

What on Earth or any other planet is sexy about that?

[standsonhigh]

What? Submission? You don't understand why that's sexy?

Hmm. Can we stop off at a book shop? Preferably an adult one. I think I'll get you a dummies guide to BDSM to browse. Maybe a dictionary of kinks. You need to broaden your sexual knowledge.

[neverwouldiever]

Oh, I know all that!

Sexy in me, why? It seems very unappealing from where I'm standing. Not kneeling.

[standsonhigh]

It'd be nice to see you on your knees, begging for mercy.

Or just being very malicious and violent.

Either way, any extreme desperate emotion from you just keeps me so entranced.

[neverwouldiever]

I've seen you on your knees, begging for mercy and mostly I remember thinking you need a haircut.

Well.

Mostly.

[standsonhigh]

I was a different man

And I knew what to do to get you to help me. You were so easy to manipulate.