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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[standsonhigh]

Make me.

You wanted my company, you got it.

[neverwouldiever]

I think you're projecting. All these people you believe are crushing.

[standsonhigh]

O my dear darling Doctor. You're not my type.

Not this version, anyway. Now that one with the cricket outfit? He was definitely more like it. So rough, so gentile. Burnt me to death on our last date. What passion he had.

[neverwouldiever]

I think they have clubs for that sort of things. On some planets, anyway.

[standsonhigh]

Sad little losers that idolise you? No thanks.

They think you're a hero. We both know what a load of shit that is.

[neverwouldiever]

I meant your fire thing.

And sometimes believing in a lie is enough.

[standsonhigh]

But I only like it when you do it. Makes me feel special, getting that much wrath off you.

Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.

[neverwouldiever]

These days you can have pity.

Not much does.

[standsonhigh]

I don't want your pity.

And I don't want your whining either.

It's not like you even need sleep.

[neverwouldiever]

Go play with your duck.

[standsonhigh]

Awww, have I upset you? Poor thing!

[neverwouldiever]

You duck.

[standsonhigh]

Oh do go fuck yourself, Doctor.

[neverwouldiever]

Maybe I will!

[standsonhigh]

Send pics.

[neverwouldiever]

Use your imagination.

1/2

[standsonhigh]

Finnnnne

2/3 cause I can

[standsonhigh]

Woah, you filthy slut. Someone is certainly eager to please.

[standsonhigh]

You're right, this is better than pics.

[neverwouldiever]

...stop it.

[standsonhigh]

Nope. Never. You can't make me stop.

I never thought you'd look so good on your knees. It's a nice look for you.

[neverwouldiever]

That's just rude. And unrealistic!

Maybe I'll just stop reading your messages. Ha!

1?

[standsonhigh]

Fine, you do that. I'll just monologue right here.

[standsonhigh]

Look at those boxers, why do you have bananas on them? How adorable. Lets lose them!

[standsonhigh]

Mines definitely bigger