21 January 2024 @ 03:49 am

“Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars.”

-Robert E. Howard, The Complete Chronicles of Conan

The Age of Hyboria AU

The Age of Hyboria was marked with barbarism, slavery and general nastiness. Only the strong or cunning typically survived here, this was no time for the slow or the weak. And so it was, that your character has found themselves born to this harsh world. Perhaps they seek to make a name for themselves, or perhaps they are just attempting to survive. Either way this is a time of adventure, promise, romance, wealth and opportunity. Well, for those who are willing to go the extra mile and snag them.

The only question left to ask is, what will you be? A hulking barbarian hailing from Cimmeria or a cunning mage from Stygia? Or perhaps you're a knight or soldier belonging to the kingdom of Aquilonia?

Either way how this works is as follows:

A: Go ahead and post your character, canon and preferences.
B: Comment around, the only way to get things started is to talk to everyone.
C: Choose a prompt, or just wing it! Either way, have fun. As a side note, the prompts below are only meant to be suggestions on getting started. Following in the spirit of the original world created by Robert E. Howard, I would recommend branching out and doing your own thing.

( What is best in life? )

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21 January 2024 @ 08:59 am

midnight texting

The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ~~Do they need help hiding a body???~~ Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:

● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
● Tag others
● Have fun!

Tags: [meme] texting

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21 January 2024 @ 10:52 am

personal hygiene shipping meme

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme

Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

Comment with your character and preferences.
Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
Reply to others and use the RNG.

( Options under cut. )

Tags: [meme] shipping

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21 January 2024 @ 11:09 am

fmk

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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21 January 2024 @ 12:07 pm

Lap pillow

The Lap Pillow Meme

From TV Tropes: A good way to show the physical intimacy and trust which a couple have is to rest one's head on the other's lap. Usually, the man does the resting while the woman provides the lap, not only because of anatomical reasons but because the lap-owner is typically of a nurturing nature more associated with femininity. Bonus points if she's feeding him grapes or stroking his hair. In some cases this is done between people who are not necessarily lovers, to comfort someone who is weeping or injured.

Or, in the case of the meme: screw the rules, we'll do anything. Maybe they're tired and just found a good place to rest? Maybe both parties were asleep? Hard to tell. All we know is, someone's head is going to be on another person's lap. Shenanigans will ensue.

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well.
→ Congratulations,whoever tags your character has their head on your character's lap!
→ Tag around. Please please tag around.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!

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21 January 2024 @ 01:55 pm

I should have brought you flowers, should have held your hand

the floriography meme

Flowers, in the Victorian Era (1837-1901), were often used as means of communication when people could not openly say things that we do these days. Think about someone who is naturally repressed; now imagine a whole society focusing on being repressed. You can see why lovers needed some sort of secret code. Poor things.

No longer used much, there are some remaining, well-known meanings—roses inspiring passion and love are a classic example. So, grab a bouquet and give it to someone special. Beware of what certain flowers could say, though. Not all flowers were used happily.

note: some prompts might cause triggers; be aware and specify in your comments

oo1. comment with your characters
make sure to put names, series, & preferences somewhere!
oo2. reply to others in character
oo3. go to RNG and roll 1-20
oo4. play out what happens! anything goes!
oo5. profit? profit!
oo6. originally from here

( prompts here )

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21 January 2024 @ 01:56 pm

unrequited

Unrequited Love Meme

Love. Love is a many splendored thing. All you need is love! Except when it hurts because the person you adore doesn't have the same feelings towards you. Then it's a curse.

This meme is very simple, with only a few prompts on its own. But don't let that stop you from letting your imagination run wild, especially if you have a penchant for the tragic. Maybe it's not all bad, though. There could be a silver lining...

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character and your preferences. Also, be sure to mention if you want you character to be the lover or the loved (or either), for lack of more refined labels.
Tag around to others.
Either use the RNG or come up with your own scene.

Prompts

Unnoticed: Your beloved doesn't notice you or doesn't know your feelings.
Just Be Friends: They don't think of you in that way.
Confession: You finally work up the courage to tell them, even if they don't love you back.
There's Someone Else: Your beloved is with another person, perhaps a person they love.
Can't Take It: You can no longer stay by their side because it's killing you.
Forbidden: It's not just unrequited, it's actually not allowed!
Love Diseases: Your hanahaki, your star tears, all your painful AUs.
UST: Unresolved Sexual Tension! Neither of you realizes how you feel or why, and it's causing friction.
Returned: You thought it was a one-sided love, but turns out they do love you back!
CHOOSE YOUR OWN

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21 January 2024 @ 02:00 pm

Intimate questions

intimate questions.

rules

1. Comment with your character, info, I don't think I have to explain this part.
2. Three, two, one, the curtain falls, barriers come down. Nothing's taboo, because now, other characters can ask yours any sexual/intimate question that crosses their mind.
3. Is there a compulsion to tell the truth? I'm not saying there isn't...

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21 January 2024 @ 03:10 pm

FWB

ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓｗｉｔｈｂｅｎｅｆｉｔｓ

sex friends. fuck buddies. friends with benefits. no matter what you call it, it's the perfect arrangement: you get to enjoy awesome sex and an awesome friendship, without any of the complications that come from being romantically involved. there's no drama, no threat of heartbreak, and no pressure to commit — just good friends having good sex.

unless one of you catches feelings, of course. but you wouldn't do that, would you?
( PROMPTS )

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21 January 2024 @ 04:35 pm

Breeding

Breeding.

It's just like nature intended.

яυℓєѕ

Comment with your character, preferences, and the like. You'll probably want to include just what you're comfortable with, because this meme will have some out-there choices.

Also, feel free to assume any amount of aphrodisiacs as needed. There's a proper option for that, but you can combine it with any others for ease of play.

Speaking of, you'll most likely want to mention if you're cool with assumed CR and AUs.

WITH THAT SAID. Reply to others. RNG. You know the drill.

( PROMPTS )

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21 January 2024 @ 05:28 pm

taboo

TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

( trigger warning )

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21 January 2024 @ 05:28 pm

Open your mouth

The Cunnilingus Meme

cunnilingus

noun
1. The fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue.

2. The act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina, and most often involves direct stimulation of the clitoris

Some women find cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. Indeed, a great number of women report that oral sex is the only way they can achieve orgasm. The mouth can create a uniquely intense range of sensations which many find unrivaled. Any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.

Going down. Eating out. Muff diving. Eating pussy. Carpet munching. Dining at the Y. Whatever you call it, it's an act that is sometimes misunderstood and very often woefully under-practiced, be it in real life or in porn - or in smut RP.

No longer. This meme is for all your cunnilingus needs, from giving to receiving and from a loving gesture to rough hatesex. The situation is up to you; the act is up to your character's tongue.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character & your preferences. Female characters, be sure to specify whether you're down with giving or receiving, though some preferences will make that obvious. Male characters, just bring your mouth.
Reply to others.
Put those lips to good use.

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21 January 2024 @ 06:49 pm

Berserk button

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY [X]

Maybe you're a peaceful being to the very core, or, at the very least, you try to stay calm and friendly. On the other hand, you could be so cold that you care for no one, and hurting someone would hardly get a rise from you. Either way, there's hardly anyone who'd peg you for going nuts because of harm to another person.

They'd all be wrong.

The person you care for most - the person you're in love with, even - is being threatened or has already been hurt, emotionally or physically. That's the end of the line. You've been pushed too far, and you won't stand idly by and let this stand. You're going to protect the one you love...

...or get revenge, if necessary.

Comment with your character, preferences, and whether your character will be the one hurt, the one going off the rails, or any other role.
Others will reply.
Plot it out or thread!

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21 January 2024 @ 08:45 pm

So, my labyrinth's a piece of cake?

Labyrinthine

The labyrinth. A complex network of winding, serpentine passages with countless dead ends but only one exit. To some, the labyrinth is an amusing diversion; to others, the endless twists and turns cause mounting fear and confusion. Do you seek what's at the center? Or are you just trying to escape?

HOW TO PLAY.

Leave a comment. Character, canon, preferences, etc.

You know how to meme. Why am I explaining this?

RNG if you need it.

( prompts )

Tags: [meme] gen, [meme] prompts, [meme] rng

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