24 September 2021 @ 10:12 am
Kiss of the Vampire


Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil Is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at love making makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, tThe bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.
 
 
you could say we're... asoxual
24 September 2021 @ 11:03 am
 
the asexual meme

Whether you have a muse on the ace spectrum, or the shipping scene just isn't doing it for you, this meme is for all your platonic CR needs!

Just post your top level comment as usual, including a note about your wants/preferences - are you just here for the found family fluff, or are you gunning for an edge-of-your-seat showdown with a nemesis?

Or RNG it if you like to live dangerously, we're not stopping you.

Tag each other! Have fun!

Optional Prompts )

 
 
24 September 2021 @ 05:22 pm
SPEED DATING


You are at a speed dating event! "Speed dating is a formalized matchmaking process or dating system whose purpose is to encourage people to meet a large number of new people." - the Great Oracle of Wikipedia

-Post with your character
-For the top level subject line: your character is wearing a nametag, which also indicates their name, age and if they are interested in men/women/both/other. Don't forget to put in your comment what their nametag says!
-Tag around
-Repeat, TAG AROUND. Tag everyone! If you're just here for the memes/lulz, tag people your character would never be romantically interested in ever! It's not a proper speed dating event without a few excruciatingly embarrassing moments. Tag cross-canon! Meeting new people is the whole point! Be sure to indicate if you prefer semi-serious, shippy, jokes, gen, etc etc.
-If your character would not usually be willing to do this, they have a strange compulsion to do so today. Or maybe they're undercover. Or they owe a friend a favor. Or they lost a bet. Or whatever. Just handwave it.
-Have fun!
 
 
 
24 September 2021 @ 08:38 pm

titanic meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now on the titanic! good for you. sort of. ◂
▸ rng for the scene ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂
( minor trigger warnings for suicide in the first option! )

scene.
➊ you jump, i jump, getting caught halfway through your attempt at suicide isn't the best first impression, but being saved is a little bit of what you both need.
➋ you could almost pass for a gentleman, in gratitude, the poorer of the two has been invited to a snotty, upper class party. all money talk, but subtle gestures shared between you and your special someone.
real party, the real fun happens in the deck, though, out of the dresses and chugging beer, arm wrestling and dancing in time with dancey music
➍ i'm flying, all that unresolved sexual tension has to result in something, doesn't it? a kiss seems almost inevitable.
➎ like one of your french girls, you all know it, nude drawing of your significant other. not as a porcelain doll, but just as beautiful and perfect as you see them as.
➏ to the stars, sneak away for a moment alone in neutral ground -- not wealthy or poor. just you two and the love you share.
➐ you remember what i told you about the life boats?, trouble in paradise. the titanic has hit an iceberg, and it will sink.
➑ i'll never let go, in the end, one of you pays the ultimate price and dies so the other might have a chance to live.
➒ your choice!, mix together or choose another scene from the movie or even make up your own! bask in the shippy misery

 
 
whataboutasock
24 September 2021 @ 09:22 pm







The B(ring)Y(our)O(own)K(ink)Meme
 
Everyone has a favorite kink or scene or prompt they love to play out - and even if you don't, there has to be something you've always wanted to try, right? A kink? A premise? A prompt? While memes these days are doing great at covering fetishes and coming up with great premises, you can't expect them to cover everything anyone could ever want. There are just too many unique ideas out there!

This meme tries to solve that problem by being a catch-all and hinging on a very simple premise: bring what YOU want to play and focus on that! It puts the power of choosing the direction of threads entirely in your hands. Find other people who will be totally down with playing what you want to play, and let them know just what you're interested in. Simple, right? It's just like a BYOB barbecue, only a lot sexier.

How To Play:
- Comment with your character. DON'T LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. Instead, copy and paste the information below and fill it out to suit your needs. Or use your own ideas.

kink name/scenario here
information goes here. wax poetic about titfucking or be sparse as you see fit.



- Be as specific or as vague as you want. You can put a kink and the definition (i.e., paizuri), or go all out with a scenario description ("I want my character to get fucked by his brother, who is an alien octopus"). Include pictures to serve as prompts if you'd like, but please link to anything that could be considered triggering instead of embedding it. Otherwise, all ideas, kinks, AUs, prompts, and scenarios welcome.

- Comment to people whose ideas and kinks are relevant to your interests.

- Thread those puppies out!