Cooking Meme!

Cooking is a daily part of life. You don't always think about it, but even when preparing the same meal, it's never quite the same each time. Cooking can be wonderful and relaxing or completely horrifying. For some it's very personal and for others it's just another part of the day.
RULES
1. Post with your character and canon
2. Reply to others and come up with a scenario or
GET RANDOM!3. Thread it out!
4. GOOD TIMES
1. The way to a person's heart... You want to show your affection and what better way than a home cooked meal, with your special ingredient...
SHITLOADS OF SALT LOVE!
2. Cooking lesson! You would
like to be able to cook, but...you have no idea what you're doing. Luckily, you have a knowledgeable friend to show you how!
3. OH GOD HELP ME Oh God Oh God Oh God You have to cook dinner for a party/your in-laws/your visiting family and it's so much and there's no time Oh God. But luckily your wonderful, brilliant and incredibly good looking best friend ever will help you, right?
4. Hnnngh need food so bad So hungry. So weak. Can't move. Or maybe it's just needless dramatics. But either way...just soooo hungry. And too weak to cook. Oh, the sorrow of an empty stomach! But you're so lucky to know someone that cooks well. Or cooks at all.
5. NO STOP COOKING NOW Awful. So awful. Eating it doesn't just make you sick, it forces your soul out of your body and into the astral plane. You'd better hope you can get out of this. ...Do you smell smoke?
6. REVENGE MEAL! So mad. Just...SO. MAD. You want to show this person how much you hate them and you're going to do it through cooking. You have cooked the most barfatrocious meal you can. They will rue the day they messed with you!
7. Competition! Who's the best cook in this kitchen? It's time to find out, HERE AND NOW! It's an all out cooking battle and the two of you are going to do your best to one up the other! Allez cuisine!
8. MAD SCIENCE COOKING! No one ever discovered something good without some experimentation, right? Are you trying to improve on something old or are you doing something new entirely? No! What are you doing?! YOU CAN'T PUT JELLY IN THAT! YOU'RE MAD!
9. Preparation! You can't cook without ingredients! Are you pinching pennies or going for the good stuff?
10. Eating right! So much junk food...they really should eat better. Well! They're getting a homecooked meal this time. PUT DOWN THAT TAKE OUT MENU, I'M COOKING HERE!
11. Other Pick a Scenario or come up with one of your own!