The Cooking Meme

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Cooking Meme!




Cooking is a daily part of life. You don't always think about it, but even when preparing the same meal, it's never quite the same each time. Cooking can be wonderful and relaxing or completely horrifying. For some it's very personal and for others it's just another part of the day.

RULES
1. Post with your character and canon
2. Reply to others and come up with a scenario or GET RANDOM!
3. Thread it out!
4. GOOD TIMES



1. The way to a person's heart... You want to show your affection and what better way than a home cooked meal, with your special ingredient...SHITLOADS OF SALT LOVE!

2. Cooking lesson! You would like to be able to cook, but...you have no idea what you're doing. Luckily, you have a knowledgeable friend to show you how!

3. OH GOD HELP ME Oh God Oh God Oh God You have to cook dinner for a party/your in-laws/your visiting family and it's so much and there's no time Oh God. But luckily your wonderful, brilliant and incredibly good looking best friend ever will help you, right?

4. Hnnngh need food so bad So hungry. So weak. Can't move. Or maybe it's just needless dramatics. But either way...just soooo hungry. And too weak to cook. Oh, the sorrow of an empty stomach! But you're so lucky to know someone that cooks well. Or cooks at all.

5. NO STOP COOKING NOW Awful. So awful. Eating it doesn't just make you sick, it forces your soul out of your body and into the astral plane. You'd better hope you can get out of this. ...Do you smell smoke?

6. REVENGE MEAL! So mad. Just...SO. MAD. You want to show this person how much you hate them and you're going to do it through cooking. You have cooked the most barfatrocious meal you can. They will rue the day they messed with you!

7. Competition! Who's the best cook in this kitchen? It's time to find out, HERE AND NOW! It's an all out cooking battle and the two of you are going to do your best to one up the other! Allez cuisine!

8. MAD SCIENCE COOKING! No one ever discovered something good without some experimentation, right? Are you trying to improve on something old or are you doing something new entirely? No! What are you doing?! YOU CAN'T PUT JELLY IN THAT! YOU'RE MAD!

9. Preparation! You can't cook without ingredients! Are you pinching pennies or going for the good stuff?

10. Eating right! So much junk food...they really should eat better. Well! They're getting a homecooked meal this time. PUT DOWN THAT TAKE OUT MENU, I'M COOKING HERE!

11. Other Pick a Scenario or come up with one of your own!

Comments

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota

[plightful]

[ She's a good cook when she wants to be. Most of the time she doesn't want to be. ]

Kaeya ❅ Genshin Impact ❅ OTA (cast + x-canon ♡ed!)

[ceremonialblade]

( if you know Genshin, then you know the food in this game is DREAMY.

open to 1, 2, 4 (especially if in need of recovery,) 5, 7 (we all played that quest,) 8, 9, and any wildcard idea you have, probably! whether you're here for Kaeya's special fruity skewers, or you want yours to bring their special dish to the table, i'm here for it.

mixing in other types of scenarios and tropes welcome as well (cute shippy stuff, sick day things, w/e) or using cooking as a launching point into something else is also welcome, if you have any dreams in mind happily PM to plot. )

[ironwind]

( okay so...... and this might be a controversial idea but....... what if we had three threads, )

Tonks / HP

[metamorphical]

[She knows how to make a FEW things. She also knows how to make a god awful mess.]

Michael Demiurgos | Lucifer | ota

[andtherewaswar]

[Has been on Earth for all of a few months and, in that time, has literally never cooked a single thing. Unless... Does adding creamer to slightly scorched drip coffee count as cooking?

He is, however, a slave to being told what to do.]

Sasami Masaki Jurai | Tenchi Muyo! | OTA

[saint_sami]

(OoC: Did you say "cooking"?)

joe | sk8 | ota

[6pack]

margaery tyrell | game of thrones

[versigny]

[ defaulting to modern AU; cooking was definitely one of the many skills she had to learn. but baking? hit or miss. ]

gareth 🐺 fate 🐺 ota

[beaumains]

[[ not only can gareth cook, she can cook VERY well! she especially loves baking, come get urself some cake. more info in her journal, open to crosscanon/AUs! ]]

Hands you potatoes .

[loyalbreed]

He is beaming, happily. He is ready to feed his sibling, "Gareth I have finished the Mashed potatoes for the evening!! I have also sprinkled upon it the vinegar and salts. Fret not, for I have the table dawned with vegetations of all sorts. You will be fed well this evening!!"

tifa lockhart 🌊 final fantasy vii

[repressen]

[ not only is tifa a bartender, she's also a noteworthy cook! lends really easily to 4, but open to everything aside from 6, unless your character is doing the cooking. 7 sounds fun in particular! ]

10

[foulhussy]

[ Kaine was usually good at keeping herself fed. She'd lived on her own for years, after all, and before that she lived in poverty with an elderly woman whose strengths, for all her stubbornness, had begun to fail her.

But she rarely ate well. She would eat on her own, apart from the others as often as possible, and her fare was always, cheap, filling, and enough to keep her going, but looked vaguely miserable. Instant noodles, wild game, cans of beans. And sometimes she'd get in a mood, worked up by battle, or sulking for some reason or other, and hardly eat or drink for a day or more.

It was enough for anybody to want to plan an intervention, if they noticed her eating habits. ]

Korra | Avatar: Legend of Korra | OTA

[avatar_state]

[Headcanon: can cook, but baking is an utter nemesis. Follows instructions about as precisely as a herd of elephants.]

Perfect complement really

[rayofsunflower]

It's been a long and busy and exciting day, which started like any normal day in the tower and somehow became running away from the tower with an amazingly competent and powerful woman who has promised to take her to see the lights.

Best. Day. Ever.

Repunzel was distracted through most of the sunset, because she's never seen it from this place and this angle and it was beautiful. Now she's sitting on a low branch, her hair pooling on the ground beneath and behind her, watching the preparations for food.

"Do you need any help?"

sakura matou | fate/stay night

[grail]

( she’s a pretty good cook, to say the least. pref for 1, 2, 7, or 10, but i can honestly roll with most prompts! )

Daniel Rand | Marvel-Netflix

[everybodywas]

[ ooc: As the cook: I hope you like vegetarian and/or Chinese food because that's mainly what he can do. He's not terrible at it, though.

As the person trying someone else's cooking: you're in luck because Danny will devour absolutely anything as long as it's minimally edible. Summoning your chi burns a lot of energy, ok. ]

Ryo Kurokiba | Shokugeki no Soma

[kyoken]

[He's literally from a cooking anime, so.]

Alex Manes | Roswell New Mexico | M/M

[halfaleg]

wanda maximoff | mcu

[carodejnica]

( she can make breakfast?? and that's about it, even with magic )

Dabi | BNHA

[creamation]

Sanji Vinsmoke | One Piece | OTA

[anime_gordon_ramsay]

[Because you know, it'd be criminal not to have Sanji here.]

lumine | genshin impact | ota

[outlandering]

cosette fauchelevent | les miserables (modern au) | ota

[fullofsong]

jenna hunterson | waitress | ota

[specialpie]

[ award-winning baker. can also cook. ]

Ignis Scientia | FFXV | ota

[strived]

[Come on now.]

[immortalmarshal]

((Would Iggy like to feed Cor? Or would you want the Marshal to cook for him instead, for once?))

will graham ; hannibal

[isola]

{ bruh.

I had to acknowledge at least. It’s my basic duty. }

Maria Hill | MCU

[standardprocedure]

[#NOPE. Not a cook. Not even close. Stoves give her panic attacks (tw: abusive father). So, your options are to try and teach her, cook for her, or live off frozen dinners, takeout or MREs. OTA for gen; f/m for ships.]

Date Masamune | Sengoku Basara

[vengaboy]

[ He loves cooking, but he is happy to eat too. Sometimes.

Also available in GakuBasa flavour @ powerhittou! ]

Zib | Invader Zim

[zib]

[... I would not trust anything that this mad scientist kid makes to be honest.]