r/relationships meme


(yes this is a watermarked stock image, I swear it's an aesthetic choice and NOT because I can't find/edit nice free use images--)

Was Valentine's Day a disaster? Are you grappling with whether you should let a trusted friend, partner, or family member in on your secret life? Need suggestions on how to tell your underclassman that yes you did notice them but you're just not interested? Need advice from a friend, but don't have any?

Well, good news! You can consult the internet's largest and absolutely most trustworthy social resource, Reddit!


RULES:

1. do NOT put your name/series in the title! Use the title for your relationship question, eg. How Do I Tell My Roommate To Stop Microwaving Fish?


2. (If you want though, include ooc info/preferences [[in brackets]] at the beginning or end of your post)


3. Write out the details for the problem you need help with in your top post, if you'd like! It can be based on canon, or entirely original, you're roleplayers you know the drill


4. Go forth and advise other characters!

Am I The Asshole option!
This variant is for those of you who already took action and are now wondering why everyone's mad at you for it! Here you just summarize your situation in the title and throw 'AITA' in there somewhere, and people will judge if you are the asshole (YTA) or if you're not the asshole (NTA), or if everyone sucks (ESH) or if no one does (NAH). Unlike the actual subreddit though, you don't have to take your judgment!

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THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme

There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge," we of course mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest." These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

• Comment with your character and preferences.


• Include what you're interested and not interested in.


• Respond to others!

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