08 September 2020 @ 12:02 am
the classified ads meme

A classified ad is an ad designed to either sell a certain thing, or to find someone who is willing to sell a thing that you wish to buy. You can also sell your own services or post jobs for others.

How this works:
○ Post with your character. Instead of putting in their name and canon in the subject line, you are going to put their ad.

For instance, if they are SELLING something the subject line would look something like this:

FOR SALE: 1 XBOX, USED BUT IN GOOD CONDITION

If you are looking for something it might look like this:

WANTED: XBOX AS LONG AS IT WORKS.

You can further elaborate in the body of your comment about it if you want, just remember classified ads are usually short and to the point. It will also be assumed that your character has their phone number and email along with their ad for others to contact them.

○ Look around. See someone advertising something your character would be interested in, or looking for something your character might have? Tag them!
 
 
08 September 2020 @ 06:06 am







the sexting + phone sex meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
mood.
08 September 2020 @ 06:12 am
the shipping
picture prompt meme

SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME & THE SMUT
PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR SHIPPING.

i. COMMENT WITH
CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii.
REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY.



Link to an image:
 

Embed an image in your reply:
 

You can control
width and height of your pictures:
 
 
 
Lapis Lazuli
08 September 2020 @ 06:21 am
So much blood... )

Need options?


1. Another day that ends in Y. When mass murder needs to happen you're the weapon for the job. Employed? Owned by a secret organisation? Untamed embodiment of extreme violence? Either way someone's going to try to stop you eventually.

2. How did I get here? The last thing you remember everything was fine and hunky dory– Wait, is this b-blood?! Hopefully there's someone who can help you and not hurt you.

3. Justified. This is war and wars are won with weapons, not words! Cut through the masses knowing what you are doing is right. Does that mean the enemy of your enemy is a friend, or is everyone not part of the solution a problem?

4. Humor/Crack option. This really is your blood. Do you have intense nosebleeds every time someone even moderately attractive catches your eye? Are you Deadpool and constantly leaving heaps of blood everywhere? WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP?

5. Smut. Bloodplay, nuff said.

6. Gruesome to some, beautiful to you. Vampires, crazed artists, and evil scientists can eat their heart out. Or someone else's

7. Wilcard! Have something different in mind when you clicked? Go with it! Or re-roll/mix and match.
 
 
 
cuemusic
08 September 2020 @ 11:03 am


THE DUBCON MEME

WARNING - MEME MAY CONTAIN TRIGGERS



Whether it gets awkward and painful or if it goes perfectly smooth, generally speaking the basic fundamentals of sex are the same: there are two (or more) attracted parties who both decide to act on that attraction. If there's not attraction involved, there's still a mutual consent involved. If it's not mutual, there's a problem in the line somewhere...but what about when there's strong grounds for that mutual consent to be disputed on one or both sides?

Sometimes, things get a little bit (or quite a lot) dubious.


Read more... )
 
 
bluh
08 September 2020 @ 03:09 pm
Karaoke Meme



Rules:
Post! Name and series in the header.

DO NOT LEAVE THE BODY OF YOUR COMMENT BLANK!
Your character is in a karaoke bar. Post the song they are singing.

Optional:
Post a youtube to the song to make it easier for those replying to you.
Let everyone know just HOW drunk your character is.

 
 
08 September 2020 @ 04:32 pm


Have you ever had a craving for a thread you'd really like to play, but there hasn't been an opportunity to play it? The opportunity is here! No more are you forced to await that perfect meme.

⦾ Post your character, using either the form below or your own, detailing scenes you'd like to play.

⦾ Look amongst others to find something you're interested in yourself. If you're embarrassed to play it in public, why not use a sock or PM a player?

⦾ Play it!

 
 
sockhopsolly
08 September 2020 @ 04:49 pm


We see that the carnival spirit inspires the transformation of absences into presence.
- David Danow


WHAT TO DO:

1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.

3. Reply to people!

4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences.

options under cut )
 
 
argyle_plaid
08 September 2020 @ 09:13 pm
THE STRIPTEASE MEME

Whether you're with a shy, innocent flower who's hesitant to show off their body, someone who wants to get you all fired up because they're contrary, or a sexpot with no qualms, you're about to get a show when they take their clothes off. Or maybe you just walked in on someone undressing. Whatever works. Play your cards right, and you may get to touch instead of just look.
  • Comment with your character, preference, and whether they're the one taking their clothes off or the one watching! Be sure to include as much information as you'd like and that makes you easier to tag - ie, is your character experienced in this? Are they intending to give a show? So on and so forth.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.
 
 
08 September 2020 @ 09:14 pm
the bodyguard shipping meme

Read more... )
 
 
08 September 2020 @ 09:21 pm
S T R A Y
shipping meme



Taking in strays is, all in all, an understandable vice. The dips in between their ribs, those large and forlorn eyes, they can help you forget the claws and the teeth and the danger lurking beneath fur. But the habit's a knife edge; your efforts may not be rewarded with kindness (animal instincts aren't discretionary) and you may get bit despite what you've overlooked. A stray doesn't care about pity. All it can know is survival.

These warnings apply to strays of the more human(oid) sort, too.

But what may even more perilous with this type than any drawn blood is what you can get when they grow to trust you. You can earn their undying loyalty...or their love. Either from such a wild thing is a precarious path to go down, if you allow yourself to do it.

  • Comment with your character, preferences, desired roles, etc.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!


PROMPTS
BEHIND HERE )
 
 
sǝʇǝןpǝp
08 September 2020 @ 09:33 pm

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME


crack pairing


An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.


OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.


We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag others.
 
 
promenades
08 September 2020 @ 09:49 pm
Unrequited Love Meme



Love. Love is a many splendored thing. All you need is love! Except when it hurts because the person you adore doesn't have the same feelings towards you. Then it's a curse.

This meme is very simple, with only a few prompts on its own. But don't let that stop you from letting your imagination run wild, especially if you have a penchant for the tragic. Maybe it's not all bad, though. There could be a silver lining...


HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and your preferences. Also, be sure to mention if you want you character to be the lover or the loved (or either), for lack of more refined labels.
  • Tag around to others.
  • Either use the RNG or come up with your own scene.

Prompts
  1. Unnoticed: Your beloved doesn't notice you or doesn't know your feelings.
  2. Just Be Friends: They don't think of you in that way.
  3. Confession: You finally work up the courage to tell them, even if they don't love you back.
  4. There's Someone Else: Your beloved is with another person, perhaps a person they love.
  5. Can't Take It: You can no longer stay by their side because it's killing you.
  6. Forbidden: It's not just unrequited, it's actually not allowed!
  7. UST: Unresolved Sexual Tension! Neither of you realizes how you feel or why, and it's causing friction.
  8. Returned: You thought it was a one-sided love, but turns out they do love you back!
  9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
 
 
skateboard
08 September 2020 @ 10:39 pm
 the CHARITY KISSING BOOTH meme



A twist on the classic kissing booth meme!  Why set up a kissing booth for nothing when you can raise money for charity? Or for selfish reasons.  You do you.

Post with your character! Name canon and prefs go in the subject.  In the body please tell us what your booth is raising money is for! Don't leave your comment blank.

ie: Raising money to help orphans.  Raising money to go to college.  Raising money to buy a Lamborghini .  ect

Pucker up! ♥