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The Meme Maid
20 January 2020 @ 09:57 am
Calming presence  

The Calm You Down Smut Meme
You're about to go off the rails. No, no "about," actually. You've left that train track fair behind, and you're crazy. Rage fills every inch of you, and there's no doubt you're about to do something dangerous, stupid, or reckless. Or all three. There's only one person who can calm you down: your lover. They have tried everything they know to get those thoughts from your heard. Everything except for this...

Now, they're using physical intimacy to remind you what really matters, which is the two of you. Surely, this will bring you back, letting the anger ebb out and you'll be able to think straight again, even if your lover was the actual cause of all this mess.

Won't it? Surely you won't direct your wrath towards them, no matter what.

  • Comment with your character, your canon, your preferences, and which side you'd like to play (the calming one or the one who needs calming).
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!
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ladys_night
20 January 2020 @ 10:03 am
Grab a humble bard  



THE SEXY RPG MEME @ The Love Hotel
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20 January 2020 @ 03:47 pm
I know that you've got daddy issues.  



Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth.

— OR —


They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need.

  • Comment with your character, information, and what role they'll play.
  • Is there an age gap? Is this actually illegal? It could be kink play, though, or characters acting older and younger.
  • Please note that there also doesn't need to be daddy kink "play" if you don't want it. There could just be an older/younger or an inexperienced/refined dynamic. Just be sure to clarify how heavy or light you'd prefer to go.
  • Older ladies are fine, too.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.


(possible) SCENARIOS
1. PARENT & CHILD: So, have you been bad? You know what happens to bad kids...
2. OLDER SIBLING & YOUNGER SIBLING: If the parents aren't in the picture, someone has to take care of business.
3. OTHER FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP: Keepin' it in the family.
4. TEACHER & STUDENT: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...at least not during schools hours.
5. DOCTOR & PATIENT: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you want to play.
6. CUSTOMER & STRIPPER/DANCER/HOOKER: Older people have the money, younger people need the money. Surely something can be worked out.
7. JAILBAIT: One of you better watch out, because this is trouble with a capital T.
8. THE BABYSITTER: ...you've seen the porn. I don't have to describe this.
9. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES: If you don't see something you want, make it up.
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i do it for the girls and the gays, that's it.
20 January 2020 @ 05:47 pm
Shall not know love  

should be chaste
a shipping meme


You've dedicated yourself to something loftier than pleasures of the flesh, whether it be something religious or metaphysical or even just for the good of those around you. That's something you should be commended for. Not many would be able to show such resolve. In addition to keeping away from sexual contact, though, you must also shy away from emotional intimacy - so, romance. That may seem easy at first, as all you really need in life is your determination, but what happens when you find the one after you've already swore you'd never pursue them?

Will love find a way or is conviction too strong?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, canon, and so on.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use the RNG.
  • This isn't a smut meme, but smut is welcome.


( Prompts )
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bluh
20 January 2020 @ 07:04 pm
Shame shame shame hey shame on you  
SHAME YOUR CHARACTER! the meme


 
Familiar with the concept of 'pet shaming'? Basically, your pet does something bad, you give them a sign, and take a picture so the whole world knows their sins. Google has many examples. Now. We do this for our characters.

○ Post with your character! Name and Canon in the header.

○ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. BLANK COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

○ A magical invisible fairy has placed a shame sign on your character of whatever terrible (or terribly embarrassing) thing your character is guilty of. Write what this sign says in the comment section.

○ Tag out! Make a new friend! And by make a new friend I mean make fun of them!
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20 January 2020 @ 08:12 pm
Meme of Firsts  
A Meme of FIRSTS!


You're in right smack in the middle of exciting times, perhaps even the peak of your life so far, and you're not alone. For you and your companion, it's all about firsts: first crush, first love, first fight, first confession, first kiss, first time, first adventure to certain death together - you know, as you do. There is a first time for everything, after all, and they say you never forget your first.

So...first?

WHAT DO?
  • It's what it says on the tin.
  • Your character can be at the right place and time for all these firsts, you can age them down, they're starting late, they never had the chance, it's an AU I DON'T EVEN CARE just play.
  • Set up your top comment with your preferences, limits, info, and all that.
  • Reply to other people.
  • Prompts are amalgamations of many, many different memes.


( The shippy prompts )
( The smutty prompts )
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Yomi
20 January 2020 @ 08:31 pm
Talkin' about Fuckin'  


Actually writing smut threads can be kind of labor intensive, honestly. So instead let's just talk about it. Talking about sex can be fun, funny, and hot in equal measures, after all.

No prompts this time. Just post your characters sharing their thoughts on sex. Fill out the form below if you want. Feel free to skip any of these if you don't feel they apply to your character, or to just not use the form at all.



Post that, or whatever else you want to post on the topic. Then look at other people's responses. Share your thoughts. Laugh at each other. Express your disbelief. Commiserate over a shared mistake. Network. If you both want to try something we've got a bunch of beds over there where you can try it all out on!
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cuemusic
20 January 2020 @ 08:32 pm
extreme / unusual kink meme  
THE EXTREME / UNUSUAL KINK MEME





HOW TO PLAY:
- Post with your character/canon in the subject line. Be sure to include preferences in either the subject line or comment, detailing what you are or are not interested in playing.
- Tag other people by hitting up the RNG, rolling to pick a category and then a relevant prompt below.
- There will be absolutely no kink-shaming. Do not tag a player with a kink they've said they don't like. No abuse or harassment (unless it's the sexy IC kind) is tolerated.
- This meme is guaranteed to include triggers, squicks, and adult times. Be conscientious of yourself and of your fellow roleplayers.



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