Talkin' about Fuckin'

[dungeonreclaimer]

Actually writing smut threads can be kind of labor intensive, honestly. So instead let's just talk about it. Talking about sex can be fun, funny, and hot in equal measures, after all.

No prompts this time. Just post your characters sharing their thoughts on sex. Fill out the form below if you want. Feel free to skip any of these if you don't feel they apply to your character, or to just not use the form at all.

<b>Name:</b> <b>Preferences</b> I am a [What are you?] looking for [what kind of partner(s) are you looking for?] <b>A quick blurb about me:</b> <b>How many partners have I had?:</b> <b>The best sex I've ever had:</b> <b>The worst sex I've ever had:</b> <b>The <I>weirdest</i> sex I've ever had:</b> <b>Something I've always wanted to try:</b> <b>I've never tried this, and I have a question about it:</b> <b>Other questions/comments:</b>

Post that, or whatever else you want to post on the topic. Then look at other people's responses. Share your thoughts. Laugh at each other. Express your disbelief. Commiserate over a shared mistake. Network. If you both want to try something we've got a bunch of beds over there where you can try it all out on!

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Yomi | Sakura Dungeon | ota

[dungeonreclaimer]

Name: Yomi
Preferences I am a woman looking for other women, mainly, but I won't say no to men
A quick blurb about me: A fox spirit who's been around for centuries. Despite not being human, I've found I admire them and their creative, vibrant lives. I built my own fortress dungeon in hopes of making a safe place for monsters so they don't have to fight humans anymore.
How many partners have I had?: Oh, goodness. A lot. Probably less than a hundred?
The best sex I've ever had: With a human adventurer, who had been helping me reclaim my home from a usurper. There had been a quietly growing attraction between us for days and eventually it came to a head. It was very sweet and tender.
The worst sex I've ever had: It barely counted as sex. I had to, er, milk a demon cow. It didn't really do it for me, but she seemed to enjoy it, at least.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: That same adventurer I mentioned earlier got wrapped up in ribbons by a succubus that were enchanted so I could only get them off if SHE got off, if you take my meaning? It honestly would have been funny if we didn't have more pressing matters at the time.
Something I've always wanted to try: I've always kind of wanted to try having a penis, just for a day. But I've never found a good spell for it.

[scarlet_devil]

[ Of course Remilia tries not to make her ogling too obvious... ]

Well, I have a potion that will work...

Giorno Giovanna | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

[giornata_gloriosa]

Name: Giorno Giovanna
Preferences I am a teen, guy What am I supposed to put here? Is that it? looking for someone trustworthy.
A quick blurb about me: I have a dream to become a Gangstar, and I will do anything for that goal. If you want to know more about me... you will have to show me I can trust you with it.
How many partners have I had?: I'm picky... so none
The best sex I've ever had: Yet to be decided
The worst sex I've ever had: There are spots available here too
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Does the time I had my stand's hand out when I was jacking off count? Weird is subjective
Something I've always wanted to try: There is a bit of a list... but I have to know I can trust you first.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: How does this happen with other people? I am very curious... about a lot of things... and am open to talking with those I trust about it.
Other questions/comments: I have a lot that... I am still flexible with.

[berrybloomers]

Weird can be good—not just subjective. [ She smiles on the rounded Os in good, her chin tilted on the back of her hand where it rests. ] Especially while you’re figuring out what you like.

But the classics are still the best ~❤.

[ So speaks the human personification of cotton candy. ]

[jollygreengiants]

[ ...this guy. Wow. He doesn't look like any of her old senpais, but.

This guy defines gorgeous. Still, he catches her attention with something else, too. ]

Hey, I wouldn't say it's picky to wait on the right person. Besides, something like that's just part of the territory when you have a goal, don't you think?

Josuke Higashikata | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable

[crazy_d_healing]

Name: Josuke!
Preferences I am a romantic guy looking for a deep and meaningful connection with someone who makes my life more fun
A quick blurb about me: Hi there! I'm your typical high school student, I like hanging out with my friends, and listening to tunes or playing video games. I just enjoy life, when I'm not fighting crazy stand users and serial killers.
How many partners have I had?: 0 Uh, Next!
The best sex I've ever had: Well that would probably the time I... uh....
The worst sex I've ever had: Oh, well that had to be when I found out pillows aren't that comfortable for... you know what... I'll just... leave that there.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Ah, this one! I got one of those egg things that turns into a sleeve... I think that's what it was called, anyway... it was... certainly odd.
Something I've always wanted to try: A long slow build up, under candle light...
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Uh... how do two guys... do it? I think it's call mutual masturbation...

[softheartedshizun]

What sort of questions could one possibly have about masturbation? Even a stupid virgin can do that much.

ohey

[seaweedcrystals]

Josuke, do I need to get Mr Joestar to give you the 'talk'?

Shen Qingqiu - Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

[softheartedshizun]

Name: Shin Qingqiu
Preferences I am.... Pass.
A quick blurb about me: I am the Lord of Qing Jing Peak and a master of Cang Qiong Mountain and possessor of the Xiu Ya Sword.
How many partners have I had?: ... 1....
The best sex I've ever had: I don't know.
The worst sex I've ever had: .... I don't want to think about it.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: ... I don't want to try something "weird".
Something I've always wanted to try: ... Pass.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Is it easier to be the aggressor... never mind.
Other questions/comments: It might be nice to be seduced at least once.

[rennotrin]

Um-- do you prefer to be referred to with polite titles or just by name? I don't want to cause offense. I really don't know anything about what you've written in the blurb section.

You wrote "is it easier to be the aggressor" (please complete that thought! I'd love to be ale to offer insight if I can!) and that it might be nice to be seduced-- depending on what you like, I'd be happy to assist if our tastes are compatible!

But! I'm Ren. My tastes are kind of varied and I like making my partner smile!

Bai Lin | Original!

[fistsofchange]

Name: Bai Lin
Preferences I am a woman looking for whoever's interested
A quick blurb about me: Once, I was a warrior monk of Yuxi Valley. Now I'm just a simple wanderer, travelling the world and trying to leave things a little better than I found them.
How many partners have I had?: Four
The best sex I've ever had: A friend started aggressively flirting with me while I was trying to get a workout in, and next thing I knew I was at her place and none of us were wearing anything and...well. She was an extremely capable lover.
The worst sex I've ever had: The time I gave a guy road head in the back seat of a car driving down a badly paved road. It...didn't really work. A pothole made me accidentally bite him and that was the end of that.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: A water elemental that could make tentacles out of her body. Magic's always made me a little nervous, and I think she wanted me to drink part of her? She screwed me silly, though, so I was willing to put that aside.
Something I've always wanted to try: I've always wanted to be in an orgy. Just a big pile of naked people with everyone getting it on with everyone else, and me right in the middle.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: I've never pegged anyone, and I'm wondering if you get a lot out of it besides the feeling of being super duper dominant? Like does a strap on help YOU climax too?
Other questions/comments: I'm ALWAYS ready to try new things.

[onewithwater]

[And Marie laughs]

I am so sorry I weirded you out! I have strange habits and it’s quite clear I should be more up front about it!

[nor_iron_bars]

Depends on the strap-on.

[Jail saw that answer to "best sex" and she's not bragging out loud, but it's clear that she's feeling very pleased with herself. Don't mind her, she's just helpfully answering a question, really...]

Some of 'em are designed to be, like... [She makes a gesture, trying to indicate the shape she's going for with her hands.] double-ended? So one end goes inside you or up against your clit while the other end goes inside whoever you're boning down with.

Samus Aran | Metroid (Prime) | OTA

[zerosuitsamus]

Name: Samus Aran
Preferences I am a woman looking for fun without too many strings attached
A quick blurb about me: Galactic bounty hunter extraordinaire. Planet removal specialist. Rep that gets me mistaken for a guy way too often.
How many partners have I had?: Not as many as I'd like. Still more than people seemed to expect.
The best sex I've ever had: Young couple on a date who saw me and made their play. I wanted to bang anything with a pulse after a long tour, they knew it, and we were still going when light came in the window the next morning. And Arridos IV has a 38-hour daylight cycle.
The worst sex I've ever had: Ugh, where to start? There are far too many men at the galaxy who see my tits and think I'll be fun, then lose their nerve. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind going down. I don't even always expect the favour returned. But while I might be the strong one in bed, for gods' sake, I need someone who fucks back.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Got desperate enough to try a glory hole. Turned out there were a girl on each side. We ended up talking dirty as we got ourselves off. Still wish I hadn't let that one slip away, damn she could talk sexy.
Something I've always wanted to try: Missionary with the lights off. As in, that probably won't get me off on it's own unless I'm into someone, and I'm never in one place long enough to be that into someone.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Guys - are titfucks really that great? I get it, I stuff a pretty huge rack in the power suit and I'm more than happy to use 'em, but every guy either turn into a quickshot and-or manages to skeet on my face. I's it just seeing a badass kneel or do dicks love cleavage that much?
Other questions/comments: Also, why is it such a shock that someone who spends weeks on their own intermittently fighting for their life is DTF as soon as they hit civilization and get out of the shower. Is this around sexism thing or are lone wolves not entitled to get their fuck on now and then?

[fistsofchange]

I'm REALLY not sure how anyone could mistake you for a man.

Akane Kowata | Flying Witch

[jetsetwitch]

Name: Akane Kowata
Preferences I am a girl looking for fun
A quick blurb about me: A world travelling witch! I spend my time researching spells, trying to find places I've never been before, and checking in on my little sister to see how she's getting on with her studies.
How many partners have I had?: Three
The best sex I've ever had: I'd been backpacking through Tibet, trying to find this ancient library for weeks. When I finally found it, it was in this valley full of geothermal vents and hot springs so it was nice and warm despite being up in the mountains. Anyways I met this guy there after searching the library for a while and after we had to work together to fix a spell mishap, we just hit it off and decided to hit the hot springs to clean the dust from the road off. Next thing I knew, I was pinned to the wall by dick and it was really one of those "FUCK I needed this" moments, you know?
The worst sex I've ever had: Tried to have sex on a broomstick once. It didn't work great because both of us had to focus on not falling off.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: I was in porn, once. People keep saying it sounds hot, but honestly it was pretty dull. We had to keep stopping in the middle of things so they could adjust the lighting or touch up our makeup, and the positions aren't any you'd naturally want to use. They're more interested in what looks good for the camera than what's comfortable.
Something I've always wanted to try: Honestly, I kinda want to make a sex tape. Doing it professionally was weird, but just something amateur where I don't need to worry about looking perfectly fuckable the whole time could be fun.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Can anyone recommend me a good solar powered vibrator? It's hard to find a wall socket when you're out in the wilderness...
Other questions/comments: I DO know spells that make people horny, but it's super low brow magic. Love potions are passe.

[divingthunderbird]

...Sex on a broomstick. That's a new one. But even if it didn't work out, that's a hell of a story to have.

And yes, charm or love potions are... of dubious repute at the very best of times. Better, in my opinion, to use magic or spells that help make sex better, not using it to get it in the first place.

Jailbreak | OC

[nor_iron_bars]

Name: Jailbreak
Preferences Lesbian disaster looking for other ladies who like ladies.
A quick blurb about me: Mage, magitech expert, thief for hire. Reasonable rates, payment up front. When I'm not on the job, I'm just here to party.
How many partners have I had?: Total or at once?
The best sex I've ever had: There's this really moral, upstanding superheroine type who keeps getting super flustered when I flirt with her while she tries to stop me from doing crime. Pretty much anything with her is awesome.
The worst sex I've ever had: Tried it with a guy once, just to see what the fuss was about. It was the most boring nine minutes of my entire life.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Kinda hard to explain... imagine erotic asphyxiation, except instead of getting choked you briefly get your head shoved through a portal to another dimension.
Something I've always wanted to try: I think there might still be a couple flat surfaces in Lighthouse's home base that I haven't made out with someone on, and I wanna fix that.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Just gonna leave this as an open-ended question for all nonhuman types: what's going on down there, and is it different from human standard? Pics and diagrams are optional, but encouraged. Do it for science.
Other questions/comments: If either member of the former magical girl duo Heavenly Gemini is reading this, I still want that bra back. Dunno which one of you took it, but I know you got it somewhere. Willing to trade it for your roommate's wallet if necessary.

[thinkingwithmahous]

Jail I swear to god if you defile the kitchen I am stranding you in Antarctica.

Devero | Original character | OTA | Standing CW for intimate partner abuse in his history

[subcircuits]

Name: Devero
Preferences I am a submissive man looking for a kinky partner who also wants a romantic connection.
A quick blurb about me: I'm a hi-tek human who's been jockeying mechanized exo-suits, both combat and search-and-rescue type, since I got out of vocationals in creche. Er, I'm very tall and I work out?
How many partners have I had?: Do I count only the ones I picked, or the ones Madame picked for me?
The best sex I've ever had: I recuse myself.
The worst sex I've ever had: Pretty much any time Madame loans me to her brother. He is not a good fuck. Please don't tell either of them I said that.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Puppy play. Very much not my thing.
Something I've always wanted to try: Sounding. I've never played with anyone whose hands I trust to be steady enough.
Other questions/comments: I'm kind of embarrassed by how much I enjoy cuddling. It's just really nice.

oh no poor guy... ;; <3 also up to you if this is over messaging or in person! He'll do either.

[rennotrin]

Cuddling is the best thing ever, are you kidding me??

Hi I'm Ren and I love cuddles. It's like the best brain explosion ever.

Sounding is pretty good, too. Kind of like a rainy day thing for me, though.

Ren Nagai | original character | OTA

[rennotrin]

Name: Ren
Preferences I am a man looking for ??? Is there a limit to this?? I mean so long as you look like a person I can work with whatever gender you are. :O
A quick blurb about me: I'm a cuddle-loving kinkster who likes to make my partners laugh and feel loved! Kink not required! I'm 5'4" and I look amazing in thigh-high socks. :D

How many partners have I had?: Am I supposed to count that???? DO people count that? Really??? I get regular testing done - about monthly - to make sure I'm not carrying anything. I think that answers that well enough.
The best sex I've ever had: Look everyone's different and the best sex with those people can't be judged as a whole. Just show me that you're into me and what I'm doing and verbalize what you like and don't like!
The worst sex I've ever had: Whenever my partners suddenly go from excited to starfish. The dead, not-clingy kind. It's different when bondage is involved, of course. I've had a handful of both each.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: I stepped and dug my heel into a guy's cock until he came all over my foot.
Something I've always wanted to try: ????? Hit me I've probably done it or heard of it.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: Same as above.

Other questions/comments: I'm a transgender man so my dick is small and my pussy is a condom-on-only zone. I'll happily fuck you with a strap-on if you want me to! I still like tit-fucking, but if you want a woman, then I'm not the guy for you.

Minori Ooba | OTA

[oomeansbig]

Name: Minori Ooba
Preferences: I am a woman looking for nothing particular in the moment, being spoken for and all. I'm pretty straight though. Mostly. I think?
A quick blurb about me: Just your average office worker. Well, I did get promoted to assisting the big boss recently, but that still feels pretty prosaic compared to the other people I'm seeing on here...
How many partners have I had?: Oh geez, uh, nine or ten...? Depends on what counts.
The best sex I've ever had: My current boyfriend is really. Really. Good.
The worst sex I've ever had: Surprise surprise, it was my first boyfriend. No one should be having sex in high school, when you think about it.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: Er, college threesome with my BFF and her boyfriend at the time. It wasn't bad-weird--we're still BFFs!--but, uh, wow.
Something I've always wanted to try: Being blindfolded, maybe? Or--well, see below.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: So has anyone ever, y'know, done anything on camera? Is it worth it? Do you ever stop worrying it'll just instantly end up on the internet?

[divingthunderbird]

The first time being pretty bad is a real mood. I dunno where people get this impression that the first time is always amazing and a life-changing affair. I mean, it's quite a jump and sometimes a shock, but like a lot of things, it gets better with practice.

Blindfolded makes for an interesting experience if you trust your partner. Lets you focus more on feeling things, and when you don't know what's coming, it feels that much more intense. Definitely try it.

Marcus Leberecht | OC

[divingthunderbird]

Name: Marcus Leberecht. I'll spare you my full name.
Preferences I am a man looking for women who don't mind introverts.
A quick blurb about me: A traveling Mage interested in mastering the arts of Life Magic, a skilled alchemist, potion brewer, merchant, and healer. Former adventurer.
How many partners have I had?: Four.
The best sex I've ever had: There was a formal ball at my old Mage's Guild, just after I got back from an adventure. One of my traveling companions was a noblewoman Water Mage, and we spent the ball dancing and making eyes at each other... and then snuck off to her room. Turns out, she was very good at using her magic for creative applications. Between both of us, we went practically all night.
The worst sex I've ever had: ...My first time, admittedly. No idea what I was doing, and I'm pretty sure my partner didn't either. I don't think I need to elaborate how embarrassing, yet common, such a thing is.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: ...Probably the same example with the best, considering everything else was comparatively mundane.
Something I've always wanted to try: I don't know... a threesome? It sounds like it might be fun, but I'm not fool enough to think it'd be easy to handle.
Other questions/comments: Yes, I can brew stamina potions for those who want them. ...For a reasonable price. I am still a merchant, after all.

[scarredrain]

Threesomes are tricky. It involves a lot of communication and paying attention. And if one partner feels left out, it's a downright horrible experience for them.

Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA | 21+ for shipping or smut

[attackpatternbattista]

Name: Delia
Preferences I am a Woman looking for Looking for anyone who's interested.
A quick blurb about me: Orion woman, open, fond of sensual experiences in many flavors.
How many partners have I had?: I'll... be honest, I've never bothered to keep much count in this regard. I don't really value the quantity, more the quality of the experiences I've had.
The best sex I've ever had: It was a psychic, non-humanoid who enjoyed sending me on a string of climaxes for... few hours. I think. Time became a blur after a while, so I only remember how good it felt.
The worst sex I've ever had: There's a lot to unpack for this one too. Usually involving people boasting that they'll impress me and not, you know, living up to their self hype.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: The same as the 'best'.
Something I've always wanted to try: I'm pretty willing to try basically anything, as long as it doesn't disgust me.

Dia Starfall | Star Wars OC | F/M, 21+ for shipping or smut, ota for discussions though

[pathfromdarknesstogray]

Oh. Fine.

Name: Dia.
Preferences I am a woman looking for men for casual, no strings encounters. No relationships.
A quick blurb about me: Exiled Sith, currently working as a mercenary-slash-bounty hunter to make ends meet.
How many partners have I had?: Three.
The best sex I've ever had: A fellow I connected with at a random space station. We spent all night together, which was impressive, since keeping up with me in other regards is something of a challenge for most.
The worst sex I've ever had: Given that I'm relatively inexperienced, I suppose I don't really think anything qualifies for this just yet. It's mostly just people who think they're hot stuff if they flirt with me.

I'm not just some conquest to be bloody bragged about.

Secco | JJBA | cw for medical themes, dub-con, and drug use.

[hereswonderwall]

Name: Secco!!
Preferences I am a man? looking for someone rich to play with me and feed me candies.
A quick blurb about me: I don't like...smartasses! I like dirt, and no one can fight like me. I'm strong! And I'm great at filming! The suit isn't coming off, either.
How many partners have I had?: One. Only one. Cioccolata is the only one.
The best sex I've ever had: I got special sugar cubes, ones loaded with pure cocaine, and I was allowed to do whatever I wanted, so I just used my tongue for aaaages and it was the best. The squirming was...it was good, really good to watch.
The worst sex I've ever had: Anything with the anaesthesia and scalpels. Bad bad bad.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: All the sex I have is weird!
Something I've always wanted to try: Someone soft. Someone who squirms easily, and still gives me headrubs after, even if I scare them.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: What do girls feel like? Do they smell better?
Other questions/comments: Do your backs hurt from being upright all the time? Can you fuck like that?

Yamamoto Takeshi (TYL) | Katekyo Hitman Reborn! | m/m

[scarredrain]

Name: Yamamoto Takeshi.
Preferences I am a man looking for another man or men who don't mind my job takes me away for awhile
A quick blurb about me: Businessman, baseball fan. Sword hobbyist.
How many partners have I had?: Hmm.... I never bothered to count.
The best sex I've ever had: It's hard to pick. One with a senpai after we had a really fun fight, and a threesome with my best friends. Ah, and one time with my sword instructor after we had a really hard match.
The worst sex I've ever had: My first time with a girl. Wasn't her fault, I was just really gay.
The weirdest sex I've ever had: It involved illusions. I'm not sure I can describe it well enough.
Something I've always wanted to try: Shibari. Either tieing someone up or being tied up.
I've never tried this, and I have a question about it: I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
Other questions/comments: I can top or bottom.