YARD SALE MEME

Look, man, it doesn't matter if you're an omnipotent being from the stars or a simple bartender slinging drinks in the heart of New York; eventually you just gotta get rid of some junk. And what better way to get rid of it than to embrace the wonders of lawn-based CAPITALISM?
Rules for the Meme:1. Post your character's top level.
2. In the top level, add THREE items you know for certain would be sold at your character's yard sale.
3. Responders can either choose to respond and inquire about any of those three items OR make up an extra one which your character, like, totally forgot they'd put up for sale. Really. In which case you probably need to try to remember why you put it up. Or had it in the first place, honestly.
4. Haggle. Bargain. Try to pawn off. You know, sell shit.