hotlink ([personal profile] hotlink) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-03-23 06:22 pm
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"Crack" couples? I prefer the term "unconventional." There are no ships I don't ship.

Unconventional Couple


Saying: If it fits, it ships.

The Challenge: Respond to everyone who tags you, no matter how unexpected, crazy, or mismatched the characters are. Play a ship.



RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Appreciation - show appreciation for your lover! With words, a look, or whatever your choice way to display affection is!
7. Cuddling - nothing wrong with a day of cuddling...
8. Vacation - you're on a vacation! Wherever you want to be. Road trip, amusement park, Grand Canyon, etc.
9. Family - you're visiting family! Maybe they find out about your relationship, maybe they already know, or however you want to play it out! Maybe you've got news you're starting a family by getting pregnant, adopting, or even getting a new pet.
10. Acceptance - someone who disapproved of your relationship before suddenly approves. How's that feel to you and your lover?
11. Surprise - you've planned a surprise! What is it?
12. Date - first date, second date, hundredth date, etc. What are you doing for it?
13. Reunited → it's been awhile since you've seen each other and nothing can ruin this moment.
14. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Sexy
1. Rough - you want it rough and hard tonight. Bites, scratches, bruises, etc.
2. Toys - you want to try some props tonight... toys or fuzzy handcuffs.
3. Bondage - more extreme. You're tied up, used, forced to orgasm, whatever.
4. Make up - make up sex is the best sex.
5. Public - you're feeling a little wild so why not a blowjob under the tablecloth in a restaurant or sex in the car?
6. Interrupted - oh yes, oh yes, oh--who the hell is that watching us?!
7. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!
outofthemanor: (Default)

Wednesday Addams

[personal profile] outofthemanor 2017-03-23 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[because anything with her could be 'unconventional']
criminy: (Arnold's Hat)

Helga Pataki | Hey Arnold!/The Patakis | OTA

[personal profile] criminy 2017-03-23 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
( I will not be out-cracked.

Anyway. Helga from Hey Arnold! Yes, that Helga; this one's a partially canon age up from an abandoned spinoff, which would have been a Darker and Edgier show on Nick at Nite, centering around her delightfully dysfunctional family and called The Patakis.

Based on the few notes about the show that have surfaced, here are a few odds and ends about Helga: still grouchy, still awkward, more of an outcast than she was in childhood, and an aspiring writer. Basically, lots and lots of teen angst.

Nothing smutty, please, but open to everything else. )

Mettaton | Undertale | OTA

[personal profile] mettatronic 2017-03-24 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[There's enough room in Mettaton's heart for anyone's and everyone's adoration!]
southernreaper: (Default)

Kevin "Wither" Ford | Marvel 616 | OTA

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suckstobestrange: (Default)

Stephen Strange | Marvel | OTA

[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-03-24 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
only_half_a_god: (too warm...)

Comfort-6, possibly Sexy-7, with a touch of that near-miss meme. I hope it works for you. >w<;

[personal profile] only_half_a_god 2017-03-24 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[The problem with being a magical creature of his caliber, is that he's a literal homing beacon. It puts everyone he crosses paths with in danger with anyone who can even remotely sense his life's flow.

[It was also how he met Stephen. The mortal(?) had aided him in taking out a threat to the world, and there was something about the man that drew him in. Against his better judgement, he decided to pursue him, despite his lack of knowledge as to how.

[Even if the most awkward ways he's tried to flirt with him have ended up too dry-sounding, or bad gifts with good intentions.

[He's a mess from another battle, body battered from damage but healing rapidly anyway.]


You alright?

[After so many millennia of life, it's just easy to speak casually. To forgo even his formal pronouns towards himself. Fou-Lu's body still crackling slightly from residual magic, he makes his way to Stephen to feel safer while catching his breath, as well as check on his companion.]
suckstobestrange: (I ain't lookin' for much)

[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-03-24 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[It didn't help that as Sorcerer Supreme, Stephen already was a homing beacon for weird mystical threats. He took the title and with it came a big shiny flashing target painted on his back, right next to the one he already had for being a colossal asshole.

So for all Fou-Lu claimed his being around would be dangerous, Stephen could honestly say that he hadn't seen much of a difference in his daily 'things that want to kill/maim/possess me' quota.]


Had worse. [Was he injured? Probably. But really it wasn't uncommon behavior for him, pretending like everything was fine. He was the worst patient, and while he never let it fly for anyone else, was a proponent of the 'walk it off' school of treatment for himself.]

What about you? You come out okay?
only_half_a_god: (....)

[personal profile] only_half_a_god 2017-03-24 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Just great, two entities with giant targets whom believe "walk it off" is the best medicine. Not that the thought occurs to him.]

Just fine. I've had much worse before.

[Never mind that his body was still tingling from little bits of electricity. It would take some time to tame some of the wayward strands of his hair until they could properly settle down again instead of looking like he'd been affected by some giant static ball. He also sported some electrical burns that weren't as obvious to a glancing eye. His heart was also doing some weird hiccups, as far as he could feel, and other than dizziness, he felt relatively fine, despite fatigue.]

Compared to a Godslayer sword to the kidney, this is nothing. Annoying, at most.

If I transform, I'll have some temporary respite if it bothers me overmuch.

[Honestly, it was pride in his more mortal skills that he hadn't transformed to begin with. He still shared enough of a bond with Ryu, even across space, that he could still access what he remembered, and vice versa, so he wasn't entirely without magical spells of his own to use.]

I'll feel better after a fair amount of sleep, in any case.
suckstobestrange: (I worked my fingers to the bone)

[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-03-26 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Nothing about this could go wrong!]

I can believe it. I tend to keep a general rule of 'no sharp impliments near my kidneys' for just that reason.

[He could tell that Fou-Lu wasn't quite at the top of his game right at that point; he was a doctor after all, and the signs of dizziness and fatigue were plain. But for the moment he didn't comment, just slinging a supporting arm around his shoulders.

If Fou-Lu wanted to pretend the support went the other way around, he could.]


Luckily this time we aren't that far from the Sanctum.
only_half_a_god: (Ugh...)

[personal profile] only_half_a_god 2017-03-26 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Another sign that he wasn't all that well, was that he leaned into it just a bit. He usually didn't lean on people at all, too proud to do so.]

Right...

[He didn't usually lean on people, and hold on in return. Once they were both ready to move, Fou-Lu's footing was shaky, but just stable enough that he could walk, albeit more slowly than usual.]
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Jamal Lyon | Empire | m/m

[personal profile] heavythecrown 2017-03-24 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
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Jesse Custer | Preacher

[personal profile] heypreacher 2017-03-24 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
intrepido: (Default)

Frankie Cruz | Conviction | m/m

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unaffluent: (You Ain't the First)

Adam Parrish | The Raven Cycle

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Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy VII - M/F

[personal profile] mylockedheart 2017-03-24 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
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Sora Takenouchi ~ Digimon Tri ~ M/F or M/M/F

[personal profile] digidestinedoflove 2017-03-24 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
getreadytodie: (imPOSEing)

Lynel | Zelda | OTA

[personal profile] getreadytodie 2017-03-24 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Particularly fond of a) cute tiny partner that doesn't understand why everyone is terrified of their snugly Lynel boyfriend or b) just as rough and tough partner that considers the fact he's a giant beastie a bonus if anything.

Up for anything, including incredibly awkward attempts at sweetness or fucked up sex stuff. Whatever.
nippinatyournose: (Ice)

[personal profile] nippinatyournose 2017-03-24 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my God. Snugly Lynel boyfriend. Can we? ]
getreadytodie: (What're you looking at?)

[personal profile] getreadytodie 2017-03-25 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sure! Any particular direction you want to go in? ]
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[personal profile] nippinatyournose 2017-03-25 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Going on a date, maybe, for those awkward attempts at sweetness? ]