One thing you just can't avoid is the need to get from one place to another, and often public transportation is necessary. Which leads you here today, on a crowded train, waiting to reach your destination. If you're lucky there's a seat open, but if not, you're stuck with standing, amidst the pushing and bumping of all the other bodies jammed in with you. Sometimes a stray slip of a hand or too-close contact is understandable, when there's nowhere else to move.

Sometimes, though, it isn't quite so accidental. You never know who you might be standing next to, and some passengers like the crowded conditions more than others. Some of them might have even made arrangements to "accidentally" bump into someone there.

It's up to you. Are you an innocent victim, just trying to get through the day? Or are you one of the unsavory types, looking for a bit of entertainment. Perhaps you're a big damn hero who sees some poor person getting taken advantage of and steps in? It could earn you a nice reward...or go entirely wrong for you. And then there's always the last car on the train, where all the illicit meetings happen.

However you choose, on to the meme:
1. Post your character and preferences, choosing from one of the situations above or inventing your own.
2. Seriously, everyone should know how this works now.
3. Take the situation where you wish it! Comedy or serious, it's all in good fun.