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ever heard of a penumbra?
12 September 2016 @ 12:27 am
for the moontime crowd!  


You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
 
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keet
12 September 2016 @ 01:08 pm
Anon Prompts  
Anon Prompts



1. Post an anonymous comment with a prompt in the subject (or more than one anonymous comment; I'm sure you're all clever and creative people with many ideas). This is anything goes—some examples could be "fighting over the last of an item at the store," "awkward fluffy first time sex," "someone left a cake out in the rain," "snowed in together;" whatever. Have fun with it!

2. Now log in! Write an opening tag under a prompt thread (or more than one prompt thread; it's your life and who am I to stop you). More than one opening tag can be made under one prompt thread, but if there's already an unanswered one, maybe you should...

3. ...tag other people's openings! Have a ball.

here @ fortanon

( previous meme for inspiration. )
 
 
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12 September 2016 @ 04:49 pm
The Icejar Game Meme.  

SNOWPOCALYPSE: THE ICEJAR

Vortexia: Good luck finding anything green here, friend.

When the New Ice Age hit many government-based experiments went haywire. The worst of these was known as the Vortexia, deep under New York, a weather mutation device that forced down polar vortexes and descended the world into a state ten times worse than its natural progression, but it also did something else ... Of course it did.

Time and space warped around the biggest vortex in NY opening the Gateway and people from different worlds still regularly fall through it today, years after the First Freeze. You can't get out, you can't go home. Some people and animals were altered, as you will see. You're all stuck in the frosty Hell on Earth, renamed Vortexia, forever. There is no system of government and no one will protect you except the allies you make yourself. The people working at the Gateway trying to figure out what's going on? Engineers, astronauts, college students. Normal.

As if the mutations of humans and animals alike isn't enough to deal with, there are also random monsters that show up. The Gateway doesn't discriminate what comes through ...

RULES
• Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
• RNG for a number between 1-10 to get your prompts and settings. Mix and match!
• Assume CR like a boss and have fun!
SCENARIOS
( Click here! )

 
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buckingham
12 September 2016 @ 08:35 pm
Biological Differences  
Biological ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＣＥＳ Smut


The heart wants what it wants, that much is for sure, but sometimes the body isn't capable of making the same leaps. You've grown fond of or attracted to someone. That should be a wonderful thing! Unfortunately, you two aren't exactly compatible on a biological level, given that you may be different species entirely. But what if you want to take your relationship to the next step?

Surely things aren't that different down there, are they? Maybe you just need to be a bit, ah, creative. However, your affection for each other will quite possibly make up for any shortcuts or alternate routes that need to be taken. All those roads end in the same place, after all (hopefully sweaty and spent in the arms of your lover, with you even more enamored with them than before - what could go wrong?).

  • Comment with your character, info, preferences, the like. This is the place to headcanon about your character's genitals or their species' sexual habits, not your Plurk, you weirdos.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread. Smut, fade to black, heavy makeouts, fail sex, everything's encouraged.
 
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funandcutememes
12 September 2016 @ 09:21 pm
Phone Sex  
THE PHONE SEX MEME



"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."


You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules
  • Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
  • Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
  • The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
  • Enjoy and remember to tag around.

    Prompts:
    1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

    2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

    3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

    4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

    5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

    6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.
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    i ♥ trash.
    12 September 2016 @ 11:33 pm
    i think i love you?  

    soul mate meme ;
    ▸ post your character ◂
    ▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
    ▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
    ▸ tag around ♥ ◂

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