Phone Sex

[funandcutememes]

THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.

Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.

The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.

Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

Gaby Teller | The Man From U.N.C.L.E. | OTA

[mechanikerin]

MICK RORY ( HEATWAVE ) | DCTV | OTA

[burneverything]

Stefan Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | OTA

[angelus]

Oliver Queen | Arrow | OTA

[theterminator]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf | OTA

[ex_boning176]

Dr. Christian Troy | Nip/Tuck | m/f

[drdick]

Jackson Deveaux | The Arcana Chronicles

[deveaux]

Kenny | The War At Home | m/m

[rainbowflavored]

Jasin | That terrible trashy vampire movie | m/m

[unnervinghunger]

Jack Harkness | Doctor Who/Torchwood | OTA

[chronosexual]

ronan lynch | trc | m/m

[kissmeimirish]

Matt Murdock | Daredevil | ota

[jurisdevil]

akiko yosano ( bungou stray dogs )

[aesculapius]

Brady Truebridge | Filthy Rich | ota 30+

[thirdrichest]

[No #5]

Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey | M/F

[thequitecontrary]

vergil ( dmc: devil may cry )

[freenow]