. memes .
30 October 2014 @ 12:18 am
 


the oral sex meme


• comment with your character.
• respond to others
• get down and dirty, hot and wet. spell the abc's with your tongue or recite some tongue twisters. orgasms are the name of the game, and gratuitous oral sex is the name of the game!
• post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
• have a grand ol' time
 
 
rock_n_sock_connection
30 October 2014 @ 07:31 am

The (Reverse) Smut Picture Prompt Meme

Because any good idea for a meme deserves its own smut version, this is just what the box says: the reverse picture meme for smut/nsfw prompting.


POSTING?
1) Comment with a character
2) Include a picture (or two or three) of a scenario, scene, position, location, etc. that you'd like to be a part of the RPing.
3) Make sure to list any preferences or explanations, to help people out.

REPLYING?
1) Find someone's image(s) that inspire you and reply to their comment!
2) Yeah, that's pretty much it!

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY AND NSFW.
 
 
Alice Pleasance Liddell
30 October 2014 @ 09:48 am


The Pick Your Own AU Meme


Welcome to the meme where you play that AU you've been thinking about since July but haven't had a chance to get out onto the internet. You start the party, everyone else joins it.

Instructions
1. Make a post about your character's AU. It can be a sentence, a paragraph, an image, or a link to that comprehensive tumblr post you made when you were drunk. Don't leave the prompt blank or we'll assume it's an AU where you never existed.
2. Tag into other people's AUs. You can be part of that AU, or you can be Original Flavor Character who's abruptly slipped over into this strange and fantastic new land.
3. ADVENTURE!
 
 
30 October 2014 @ 10:13 am
The Unexpected Jealousy Shipping Meme


They're not your boyfriend or girlfriend. In fact, you don't even like them in that way. So it shouldn't bother you when this person gets attention and interest from others, should it?

...right? It's not like they're yours.

Well, this is an awkward time to discover your feelings, or least discover that you have something to repress even harder.

  • Comment with your character, preferences, and which role you'd like to play.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.
  • Sorry about the picture. I couldn't find anything else that fit the mood quite the way I wanted it to.
 
 
estivates
30 October 2014 @ 10:55 am
the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


i n s t r u c t i o n s

• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!


o p t i o n s

01 • FEAR. Maybe you're hearing strange, indeterminable noises; maybe there's a severe storm happening outside; maybe you watched a scary movie before bed? Whatever the reason, you're terrified and it's keeping you awake. You just want to wake someone else up so they can protect you from the monster in your closet.
02 • HUNGER. Your stomach is growling and it just won't stop. Or perhaps your throat is so dry you could cough up a tumbleweed? Well, you've gone to the kitchen to remedy this and hey, that was a pan that just dropped on the floor. It was loud enough to wake the dead! Oops.
03 • PAIN. Your body is completely worn out, be it from exercise, battle, sickness, or what have you. Either way you're in enough pain to keep you from sleeping, so maybe someone else has a home remedy or something, or can at least help you take your mind off of it.
04 • SOLITUDE. For some reason, your bed just feels so empty at the moment. You're feeling terribly lonely and really just want someone to keep you company for a while. Maybe it'd be easier to fall asleep if you're with them...
05 • DISCOMFORT. Your room is an oven. Either that or a freezer. Or maybe this bed is just really uncomfortable? Who knows why you can't get to sleep, it feels like it could be anything. Why even bother trying? Maybe someone else can preoccupy you until you feel tired enough to ignore your discomfort.
06 • PENSIVE. Something's on your mind, and no matter how hard you try to focus elsewhere, it's just not going to work. Your body may be tired, but your mind is incredibly busy and it's virtually impossible to get to sleep. Surely, talking it out with someone else will help?
07 • SADNESS. Something terrible has happened that day, perhaps; or you could just be severely depressed. Either way you're trying your hardest not to cry yourself to sleep, and it's not working at all. Better find a way to get it out of your system somehow; you need a shoulder to cry on.
08 • ANGER. You are just... fuming. Who knows why - that annoying dog is barking again, or maybe the people next door are getting busy and keeping you awake. Whatever the reason for your ire is, you'd better put an end to it so you can get some damn rest already! Go wake up a friend so you can complain to them.
09 • RESTLESS. You're far too energetic to sleep right now. Maybe you're just trying to do so out of necessity - you have to be up early tomorrow! But you just don't think you'll be able to fall asleep for a while now, so why waste the time trying to sleep when you could be doing something else? Namely bothering someone else - you're totally jealous because they're getting more sleep than you.
10 • WILDCARD. Choose one of the options above, or make up your own scenario.

 
 
knockyoursocksoff
30 October 2014 @ 02:41 pm

The Haunted Meme

There are ghosts all around, at any time, lingering in places where they died or that were emotionally significant during their lives. Some of them refuse to give up the life they once lived, some have yet to accept that they have died, and some just want revenge against those who are still living.

Wherever you are, whatever you were doing, you've happened across a place where a particularly strong ghost (or maybe more than one?) is lingering. The ghost might try to possess you, using your body to do what it cannot, it might try to torment you in whatever ways it can, or it might just try to attack you. What will you do? Who you gonna call?

HOW IT WORKS:
Leave a comment with your character's name and canon, and your preferences. Remember that the ghosts can possess your character (influencing their actions or outright taking control of them) or torment them (exerting an outside influence or attacking).

Please respect others' preferences when tagging, and if a thread goes somewhere you aren't comfortable, communicate with your thread partner.

Read more... )
 
 
You're Much Too Young
30 October 2014 @ 05:57 pm

TRIGGER WARNING )
 
 
Davesprite
30 October 2014 @ 06:48 pm

THE TWITTER MEME





Your character got something to say? Can they say it in 140 characters or less? Do they RT, like, everything? @mention their friends in unrelated chatter? Use their Twitter to promote their place of work? Abbr wrds 2 sv space? Suffer a #hashtag #addiction? Twitpic? Bit.ly? Do they...cross-post from Facebook? (BOOOO HISS.)

Welcome to the wonderful and very, very brief world of Twitter!

HOW IT WORKS:
  • Comment with your character's name and canon in the subject line.
  • Give them a clever username, you know you want to.
  • Don't just leave that comment empty; Tweet something! You can use wordcounter.net to count letters and make sure you're within Twitter's 140-character limit. Ex.: "@turkeytechgobhead: #quickquestion RT if you iron your underwear oh wait thats just @ectobiolojest #smh"
  • Respond to others' Tweets!


If you need a quick guide to Twitter use and lingo, check out this Mashable blog post here. And if you need inspiration, try Funny Tweeter!
 
 
30 October 2014 @ 07:40 pm

One small spanner in the works can change nothing and yet everything at the same time.

The world you live in is a lot like the normal one. History progresses more or less as it should. Technology flourishes. Empires build upwards, then crumble and fall. The only difference? Somehow, along the way, society has stratified into three categories:

  • Normal: The regular folks. Nothing more, nothing less.
  • Fighters, Berserkers, or Servants: The nomenclature depends on who you ask, but the fact reminds that these people have incredible powers, the nature of which varies yet can range from psychic abilities to resilience to super strength. However, the downside is that, without a "master" (we'll get to that later) as a partner, they can feel listless and not even have control of their powers. Their drive, whether they accept it or not, is to find the true master that will calm them and help them sharpen their abilities - and there is only one, true match. No substitutes accepted, and the longer they hold off on finding their master, the looser their grip becomes. In some parts of society, fighters are considered second class citizens, but this isn't a usual situation.
  • Masters: Think of these folks as focusing lens. They usually have no special powers, but they can hone the abilities of their "servant" to a T. There are a few benefits, including having someone willing to protect...and sometimes, care...for you at all costs. However, the primary benefit is that unpaired masters are often killed off by rogue fighters or forced into bonds that don't work by half-insane ones.


Once a master/fighter pair is made, there have been reports of psychic connections and fighters being strengthened by the mere presence of their master, which means pairs ofter live together. This is helpful, because despite the fact that you would think pairs would want to peacefully coexist, there's been strife since, well, before anyone can remember. Other pairs will feel a desire to defend their territory and status, and even non-violent pairs will find themselves attacked. There's

One more important thing to note: it's not generally accepted for fighters and masters to be romantically involved. In fact, it's frowned upon. But, given the close living quarters, expectations, bonds, and the fact that no one will be as close or as understanding - ah, it's best to say there's more of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Yet as a fighter or a master, you won't fall for your partner...

...will you?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, preferences, and their role (fighter, master, normal). Feel free to include as much information as you'd like.
  • Reply to others.
  • RNG to get your prompt!


PROMPTS
prompts under the cut )
 
 
alkali
30 October 2014 @ 09:13 pm


I. Post a comment with your character and any preferences.
II. Someone replies with lyrics for a prompt.
III. Using the lyrics as a basis, set up the scene.
IV. Alternatively, post your own lyrics prompt when you put up your comment, and whoever replies uses it to set the scene.
V. Have fun!
 
 
justformemes
30 October 2014 @ 10:10 pm

STUCK IN YOUR COSTUME

 
It's that time of year again - Halloween! And what better time to pull out the tropic 'you are now your costume' meme? Because that's what's happening, boys and girls. At the stroke of midnight on All Hallows Eve, everyone gets turned into their costume. Sure, that doesn't sound so bad, does it? If you're a dragon or a princess, maybe. But what if you're that genius that went as a partner costume? Or what if you went as a walking dildo? Might want to rethink that costume choice before the clock strikes twelve, because until the sun rises over the horizon, you are now your costume.
  • Step one - Put your character name and preferences in the subject line
  • Step two - Pick a costume. (Put it in the subject line or your comment)
  • Step three - Tag around and react to other suddenly-costumed characters
Happy Halloween