ᴛʜᴏʀ 'ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ' ᴏᴅɪɴsᴏɴ
22 February 2014 @ 12:00 am
T H E R A G N A R Ö K M E M E;

RULES;
❅ Leave a comment with your character's name, canon, and any perferences.
❅When replying, RNG for a number between 1-10. That number matches your Ragnarok scenario. (Or roll for your own starter.)
❅PROFIT!

SCENARIOS;
1.} FIMBULWINTER, aka: WINTER IS FUCKING HERE;
Midgard has been plunged into an harsh winter for three long years, icy snow covering the entirety of Earth, freezing out crops, with storms clouding the sun and moon day in and day out. No spring will come, no autumn, and no summer.
"Ragnarok will be preceded by the Fimbulwinter, the winter of winters. Three successive winters will follow each other with no summer in between."

2.} MORAL COMPASSES ASKEW;
Men grow desperate, with resources diminishing. Murder, theft, and violence become commonplace. You’ll have to protect yourself, your loved ones, and what little you have to survive on if you want to make it through the winter. Or perhaps you’re one of those desperate men or women, just trying to survive.
"Conflicts and feuds will break out, and all morality will disappear."

3.} WE SET FIIIIRE TO THE RAAAAAAAAIN;
Ragnarok begins, and all of Midgard shakes. The sun and moon are swallowed, violent earthquakes rock the continents, the sea churns and rages causing massive flooding and tsunamis throughout the globe, the sky blazes like live fire, and the serpent Jörmungandr spits venom over the land.
"The wolf Skoll and his brother Hati will finally devour Sol and her brother Mani respectively, after a perpetual chase. The stars will vanish from the sky, plunging the earth into darkness... The earth will shudder, so violently that trees will be uprooted, and mountains will fall, and every bond and fetter will snap and sever... Jörmungandr, the Midgard serpent, will rise from the deep ocean bed to proceed towards the land, twisting and writhing in fury on his way, causing the seas to rear up and lash against the land. With every breath, the serpent will spew venom, staining the earth and the sky in poison... The world will be in uproar, the air will quake with booms, blares and echoes. Amid this turmoil, the fire giants of Muspelheim, led by Surt, will advance from the south and tear apart the sky itself as they too, close in on Vigrid, leaving everything in their path going up in flames."

4.} UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LOKI;
The dead rise from Hel, an army amassed, and sail toward the enemy captained by none other than Loki, on their way to battle the Aesir. One would hope they don’t have a stop on Midgard on the way, but there’s not much in the way of hope here.
"The red cock Fjalar will crow to the giants and the golden cock Gullinkambi will crow to the gods. A third cock, rust red, will raise the dead in Hel."

5.} THE BATTLE;
The armies amass on the battlefield on Vigrid. Perhaps you’ve found your way to the front lines one way other another, or perhaps the battle is bleeding down onto Midgard. Either way, it’s not a great place to be.
"The Jotuns and all the inmates of Hel, Fenrir, Jörmungand, Garm, Surt and the blazing sons of Muspelheim, will gather on Vigrid."

6.} AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF;
The battle is long and well fought, but the outcome is already foretold, and it’s all coming to a close. We are losing a futile battle, Gods and humanity alike. One by one, they all fall down. You may see your friends fall on either side of you, or get a last moment in to part with them, but you won’t have too long to mourn. You’ll be seeing them again soon.
"Odin will make straight for Fenrir; and Thor, right beside him, will be unable to help because Jörmungand, his old enemy, will at once attack him. Freyr will fight the fire giant Surt, but will become the first of all gods to lose as he has given his own good sword to his servant Skirnir. Tyr will manage to kill Garm, but will be so severely wounded that he will only survive until after the world is destroyed in fire. Heimdall will encounter Loki, and neither survive the evenly-matched encounter. Thor will kill Jörmungandr with his hammer Mjollnir, but only be able to stagger back nine steps before falling dead himself, poisoned by the venom that Jörmungandr spews over him. Odin will fight with his mighty spear Gungnir against Fenrir but will finally be eaten by the wolf after a long battle."

7.} THE END OF EVERYTHING;
The battle is over and now there’s only the end left - Surt burning out the rest of the whole world. The stars fall from the sky, and Midgard is a smoldering, fuming, unrecognizable thing, as the earth is sinking into the sea.
"Then, Surt will burn the whole world with fire. Death will come to all manner of things. The sun will go black and the stars will be cast down from the heavens. Fumes will reek and flames will burst, scorching the sky with fire. The earth will sink into the sea."

8.} REBIRTH;
Destruction gives way to creation. After what little is left of the realms settle, a new earth rises out of the sea, fields green and vibrant, a new sun rising up in a new sky. The few surviving gods left assemble to discuss how to move forward, and this new earth is slowly repopulated - either by any that managed to find a corner of the universe to hide away from the destruction in, or the children of Lif & Lifthrasir, the two humans that were kept safe in Yggdrasil.
"After the destruction, a new earth will arise out of the sea, green and fair. Barley will ripen in fields that were never sown. The meadow Idavoll, in the now-destroyed Asgard, will have been spared. The sun will reappear as Sol, before being swallowed by Skoll, gave birth to a daughter as fair as she herself. This maiden daughter will pursue her mother's road in the new sky."

9.} LIF & LIFTHRALSIR;
Two humans manage to survive the destruction of Midgard and the burning of the worlds by hiding deep within Yggdrasil, kept safe there. They’ll be the first to walk on the new earth that rises from the ashes of Ragnarok, as well as be the ones left to repopulate the realm. (Aka, this is your token smut option. Or just ‘hiding out from the apocalypse, whichever way you want to do it).
"Two humans will also escape the destruction of the world by hiding themselves deep within Yggdrasil—some say Hodmimir's Wood— where Surt's sword cannot destroy. They will be called Lif and Lifthrasir. Emerging from their shelter, they will live on morning dew and will repopulate the human world."

10.} BUILD YOUR OWN APOCALYPSE;
In honor today's one-and-only Ragnarok, we bring you the option to choose your own ending. Make it a good death, worthy of Valhalla.
SOURCE;
 
 
22 February 2014 @ 01:09 am


you know the drill
 
 
22 February 2014 @ 07:39 am
the impregnation kink meme
nsfw )
 
 
22 February 2014 @ 08:19 am

→the ❝CORRUPTION❞ of innocence meme


Let's face it. Some people are just more worldly than others. That's not necessarily a bad thing; sometimes, when you're involved with that person, teaching them new things can be fun! Of course, you may feel a bit guilty, sometimes, depending on the situation...

A bit like you're corrupting them, actually.

This meme is concerned with the idea of sexually corrupting, though some of the ideas here are more liberal uses of the phrase. There are two categories: Sweet and Sour. "Sweet" is more tame, such as introducing a virginal character to sex, mild kink between two consenting parties when one party is less experienced, getting a tight-laced person to loosen up, bringing dirty talk into your lovemaking with your usually prim and proper lover, and so on. "Sour," on the other hand, is more intense and involves the darker kinks usually associated with corruption: slutification, bimboization, feminization, turning someone evil via brainwashing, etc. Basically, there's enough for all.

It's fairly simple, but one more thing before we begin that is very important. Often times in these sort of memes, we have the "pillow queening" phenomenon where basically everyone wants to get their character corrupted and no one wants to do the actually corrupting, usually using the excuse that their character is "too nice/too kind/not capable/too moral." THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE ON THIS MEME!! For the Sweet options, literally anyone can be a corrupter; a Disney prince can introduce his virginal Disney princess girlfriend to sex, or a moe girl can try to get her stoic boyfriend to be more affectionate. And for Sour? Well, there are options there that can provide for already-corrupted or alignment switches, thus making it applicable. In short, ALL characters should be able to be sexually corrupted (unless already in that state by canon) OR the corruptor. Obviously, I can't enforce this, but please. For the benefit of everyone, don't be a passive pillow queen. Feel free to play with how your character would feel about corrupting someone, ie aroused, guilty, both, something else.

HOW TO PLAY
-Comment with your character, stating preferences and all that.
-Be open as to whether you want Sweet, Sour, or both. Be honest, please! The more upfront communication, the better.
-Comment to others using the RNG or whatever you usually do.
PROMPTS UNDER HERE, and there will be triggers )
 
 
Every Repost is a Repost Repost
22 February 2014 @ 08:34 am
the bodyguard meme
never let her out of your sight. never let your guard down.
You're a pop star, or a royal, or maybe even the last of your kind who will bring about the Earth's redemption. Whatever the case may be, you're in a position that may be a bit dicey if you attract the wrong kind of attention.

And you're a bodyguard, a soldier, a knight - a protector. Somehow, you've been roped into protecting this person. You'll be rewarded, of course. The work may be cut out for you, but just do your job, keep your head down, and it'll go smooth.

Except for when the two of you break the bounds of professionalism and feelings begin to flourish. Being in such close quarters may get you to see the other in a different light, and saving someone's life just may be the ultimate form of intimacy.

Could this be the real danger? To feel so strongly for the one you've sworn to protect...are you compromised?


How to Play
1. Comment with your character and preferences, being sure to put if you want to play the guard, the guarded, or either. Also, you may want to put if you prefer fluffy, angsty, or smutty interaction - or have no preference.
2. Comment to others.
3. There are no prompts, because there are so many potential options there could be a hundred. Feel free to play anything: the beginnings of the relationship, just meeting, getting used to each other/not getting along at first, the obligatory first time, a threat on the protected's life and how their protector responds, how the feelings between the two has changed the protection, etc. Your only limit is you.
never fall in love.
 
 
22 February 2014 @ 04:50 pm

The Fucked Silly/Lustful Mind Break Meme



Mind Break
The point where the receiving end experiences such a high degree of sexual pleasure their mind goes into a state of severe stupor. In this state they would lose the ability to think clearly and register information such as pain. Often those in the "mind-break" state unconsciously make an ahegaokin face. It should also be noted that "mind-breaks" happen most frequently during rape and gang-banging scenes.


Fucked Silly
A person who's had so much sex that they're physically spent, wearing a facial expression that exudes either complete euphoria or utter exhaustion.


Ahegao
A kind of lust-filled, overly exaggerated orgasmic expression, the eyes usually rolled up with teardrops/sweat at times, the mouth wide open with the tongue sticking out and blushing cheeks.


It's cheesy. It's ridiculous. And it's usually completely terrible, but there's something alluring about it for some. The concept "fucked silly" is usually most present in Asian pornography and hentai, though the "mind-blowing orgasm" idea is in western pornography, as well, though a much tamer version. This meme is made to celebrate fucked silly in all its glory.

In short, fucked silly is to get a normal, everyday sort of character (usually innocent, composed, or reserved ones) blissed out of their mind by having sex. Simple, right? The levels differ from anything to just a really, really good big O that makes them see stars to cumming that leaves them a gibbering, lust-filled mess complete with the much talked-about ahegao face. And, of course, giving porn logic, this could change their personality permanently, making them more open or submissive, sometimes with loss of intelligence. Or not. There's no set definition of what is and isn't "fucked silly" or "mind break." There are kinks that tend to go hand in hand - corruption, sluttification, public use, the like, as fucked silly is often used to "break" a character - but who's to say it can't occur between a pair of lovers who just want to blow each other away? Not this meme. All of its fast and loose and here for you to enjoy.

...I'll avoid the obvious tie-in joke and get on with the show. No fancy tricks here, just adapt the concept to your character. If they need a little push, which they shouldn't because there are both positive and negative aspects of the kink, just say aphrodisiac. That works. That, or it's smut, who cares about rules?

RULES (oops):
- Comment with your character and preferences. You will probably want to include you want your character to be fucked silly or be the one doing the fucking - but please please please try to be open to both if possible. Also include if you want the focus to be positive, ie between two people loving/interested in each other, or negative, on the "breaking" part. Remember, it's important to be clear what you don't want.
- Reply to others.
- Have fun.
 
 
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22 February 2014 @ 05:09 pm

You're stuck in a messed up or forbidden romance, but you can't resist the draw of it. Maybe your families are feuding, you're cheating on a lover, or you're in love with your own sibling. Whatever the reasons are, you know your relationship wouldn't be approved of by a long shot. You just can't resist the temptation though.

- Post your character's name in the subject, along with series and preferences.
- Others go to RNG and roll 1-5 for a scene and relationship type (if needed), then 1-6 for a scene and respond!
- ???
- Profit!!!
Relationship Type (optional)

1. Family - you're keeping it all in the family, literally.
2. Balance of power - the other person has a higher status than you somehow.
3. Cheating - you're both having an affair together.
4. Caught in the middle - it's nothing you've done, but the feud going on between those you're both close to keeping you apart.
5. Other - some other type of relationship we've forgot? Want to combine? Go right on ahead!
+ )
 
 
22 February 2014 @ 09:48 pm

the awkward first time / exploring each other meme


You've never had sex before. It's okay to admit it. Or maybe, if we're being generous, you've never had sex with this person before. Either way, you're in a similar position. You're just learning what this person likes.

After all, no one person is the same, especially not in the bedroom. Anyone knows that and if you don't...well, you're not in for a good time.

In any case, you love them or at least like them enough that you want to make them feel good. That's going to take a bit of testing the waters. What kind of touches do they like? How hard can you go? Of course, you may feel worried and awkward. You could hurt them, couldn't you, if you're much bigger than them? They seem so delicate. What if you bite? You could get too excited, and then they'd never, ever want to see you again. Or, worst of all, what if you...you know...too soon?

Hopefully, things won't get too awkward.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Don't leave your comment completely blank! Mention what you'd like to focus on - character development, partners learning about themselves and the other, awkwardness, humor, adorableness, or a mix of all that plus smut.
  • The sex won't be perfect.
  • If you want to play your character younger, age downs and teenage AUs are perfectly fit for this meme.
  • Reply to others.