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unorthodoxmemes
29 August 2013 @ 12:32 am
Do they got the booty?  
 
rate that ass meme


rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image of your character's derrière or not.
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???

[not the op of this meme, totally stolen with change of pic.]
 
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Dream
29 August 2013 @ 11:46 am
The Love Confessions Meme  
 THE LOVE CONFESSIONS MEME


Confessions of feelings are rarely as nice and romantic as they seem in the Hollywood flicks. Sometimes, they're screamed across an empty house as someone leaves. Others, they whispered across white pillow cases as bodies lie close together in the dark. Of course, these feelings may not be returned, but it may be the only shot you have.

If you even meant to spill, anyway.

How to Play
- Comment with your character, putting your information and preferences somewhere in the comment.
- Comment to other characters. Roll the RNG to get your prompt, or pick one.
- Play out the scene and take it whatever direction you'd like.
- Be cute and fun or sad and depressing.

Prompts

1. Planned: You've been planning to tell this person how you feel, and you know exactly the way to do it.

2. Spontaneous: Uh-oh, it just slipped out! Maybe you weren't thinking, maybe it was a fight, but somehow, your secret's out.

3. Heat of the Moment: What's better than calling someone's name out in the trows of passion? Why, telling them you love them, of course!

4. The Last Time: You're coming clean with your feelings because you're dying, moving away, leaving the planet, going to war, whatever. Might as well when you'll probably never see them again.

5. Jealousy: You've seen the one you love in the arms of another, and you just have to let your feelings be known so they don't end up with the wrong person! Selfish, what's selfish?

6. Drunk: A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts, so maybe you should be careful what you say, or you'll be telling your best friend you have the hots for her. Awkward.

7. Lie: You don't actually have feelings for this person, but you need them to believe that you do in order to use them, get something, or perhaps to not hurt their feelings.

8. Sweet: You confess...and they feel the same, and have wanted to say it for a while. Oh, how cute! Go on and enjoy your cute little romance.

9. One-sided: One of you confessed, but it's completely unrequited. Can you still be friends, or is that too painful?

10. Forbidden: Your love for this person is totally uncool - not allowed, even. But it has to be brought to light, preferably by you.

11. Unfulfilled: While you both love each other, you decided mutually that this can't go any further.

12. WILDCARD
 
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At Your Service
29 August 2013 @ 11:55 am
(open post) the love hotel high school  
 
HERE @ The Love Hotel
 
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ʏᴜᴋɪɴᴀ
29 August 2013 @ 12:47 pm
The Finally Fucking Meme  
The ❝Finally Fucking❞ Meme
There's always been tension between the two of you, a will-they-won't they kind of vibe. Perhaps you're even romantically involved, if that's your way. But for some reason, you haven't taken the next step yet.

Now, though, you're finally ready to be sexually intimate.

How to Play:
★ Comment with your character and preferences.
★ Comment to others.
★ Play out the scene.

Prompts:
☆ First Time: This is your first time having sex, so it was something to approach with caution.
☆ Unsure: You're uncertain of your skill or prowess or even how to go about this.
☆ Uncorrupted: One of you is more innocent, younger, more inexperienced, and the other doesn't want to take that away.
☆ Differences: The two of you are different enough - perhaps even different species - that intimacy may be an issue, but you're ready to attack it head on.
☆ Taken: You aren't "together," and one of you is involved with someone else. This is the big decision to do an act that may be viewed as heinous.
☆ Forbidden: There's been no sexual contact because it's utterly forbidden, be it incest, class difference, enemies, etc.
☆ Realization: Maybe you'd been friends, but this is the first time you've really seen them in that light.
☆ Otherwise Distracted: Whether it be a job, a holy mission, or anything else along those lines, you've just been too busy to be with someone like that because it would take your mind away from what you have to do.
☆ Finally Free: Before, you just didn't have the chance. Now you do.
☆ Only Time: You were unsure before, but now, it looks like you'll only have this once chance to be together.
☆ A Long Time: You've been separated and it happened before you could get to the good parts. You want to pick up where you left off.
☆ Desperate: You've wanted them for so long...God, this feels so good, you never want it to stop.
☆ Romantic: You want it to be perfect.
☆ Waiting Until Marriage: Doing things all proper-like.
☆ FREE STYLE
 
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hurf_durf
29 August 2013 @ 01:59 pm
Tickle Meme  
TICKLE MEME



THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:
1. Post your characters with their name and canon in the title!
2. Optionally, post in the comment whether you want them to be giving or receiving tickles!
3. Other characters will tag you!
4. LET THE TICKLING COMMENCE

 
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justformemes
29 August 2013 @ 02:16 pm
Laser Aphro Tag  

The Aphro Laser Tag Meme


"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun."


There's a new game opening up for those who are interested; Aphro Laser Tag. Every participant will strip when they enter the game, being given a skintight spandex sensor-suit, one with a corrosponding face mask to keep each player anonymous. Each suit will also have bands around the legs and arms that will light up with the chosen team color when the game starts. Head units are provided with viewscreens that display the count of the game, with comms for teammates to coordinate attacks. Over top of the suit is a cross-the-chest harness, one that is loaded with doses of aphrodisiac. When a suit registers a 'hit' anywhere on the body, the harness will release one of the doses per hit, to the max of 20. When the max has been reached, that player's gun will no longer fire, making them 'dead' and available for claiming. The name of the game is to max out and 'claim' the opposing team(s), with at least one unclaimed member existing for that team to win. A player can be claimed after they've been maxed out, the person giving the last shot having first dibs on their fallen foe - but anyone from the opposing team(s) are allowed to claim if they pass. The outfits have convenient zippers for easy access. The face masks aren't allowed to be removed, but they can be lifted to allow for the use of the player's mouth.

If two or more players max each other out, the claiming becomes a secondary game of dominance and submission, the players able to try to top the other. Whoever wins winds up gaining the point for their team. They also win back one hit, making their gun live again and giving them a second chance.

Weapons available will be: handguns, sniper rifles, and for those that have a penchant for knife fighting, one knife will be made available for up close hand-to-hand combat. (Of course, the knives don't cut, but the sensor along the 'sharp' edge will register as a hit to the suit)

( Available options and scenarios )
 
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29 August 2013 @ 02:20 pm
the haunted house meme  
The Haunted House Meme




This is not a very nice meme! If you have any major or typical triggers, this may not be the meme for you.

Invading haunted houses is a time-honored tradition that doesn't necessarily have to take place on Halloween night. However, you've decided to take up the mantle of the classic B-horror movie idiot and enter this gloomy old mansion after sundown, All Hallows Eve. Unfortunately, this isn't your average spooky manor and each room in this dreadful place has a new horror to introduce. Another shock to throw your way. Will you survive the night? Will you want to stay forever? Up to you, pal. Enjoy your time in Casa De La You're Fucked.

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((Originally written by [personal profile] screw.))
 
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29 August 2013 @ 03:58 pm
alpha/beta/omega  
THE ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA MEME


In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely?

Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).
RESOURCES:
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!


ROLES:
1 - The Alpha.
* Stereotypically type A personalities.
* Anatomically: Males have a penis; females may have a penis in addition to a vagina.
* Alphas knot their mates, meaning that the base of the penis swells and locks them inside their mate while they produce copious amounts of semen in an effort to breed.
* Strong sense of smell.
* Near an Omega in heat, they experience a compulsion to mate that is almost impossible to overcome.
* Alphas may go into rut, which is their equivalent of Omega heat, and drives them to mate.

2 - The Beta.
* Ordinary human being.
* Males have penises; females have vaginas.
* Can mate to anyone.
* Might be able to smell hormones of Omegas and Alphas, but will not be overwhelmingly affected by them.

3 - The Omega.
* Stereotypically submissive, quiet, intelligent and less physically able.
* Female anatomy is similar to Betas; males are self-lubricating and may have either an external or internal vaginal setup.
* Regularly go into heat, which involves being overcome by the urge to mate. They are unable to consent while in heat.
* May be made compliant by a bite to the neck. However, that may also induce a mating bond.
* Often regarded as second-class citizens or prizes to be won.

SITUATIONS:
1 - Bonding - Love at first sight. You've spotted your soulmate. You can smell them, you can feel them, you know that they'll be with you until the end of your days. Unless there's something between the two of you. It could be age - maybe one of you has to wait until the other has reached maturity. It could be that the bond is one-sided, and the other has yet to fall in love. It could be an unwanted bond, or society could have divided you into different places. Is your love strong enough to conquer?

2 - Heat/Rut - The need is coming on you strong. Everyone for a half-mile around can smell it. Better find someone to ride it out with, or hole yourself up in a room with a few bottles of water and a durable sex toy. And you'd better hope that there isn't someone out there who will take advantage of your pliable state. Best case scenario, there might be a Beta who can take care of you, or fend off anyone too predatory.

3 - Pregnancy - Whether through a heat or not, you're pregnant. Congratulations - or condolences. Is it time to start a family, or time to start panicking?

4 - Suppressants - You're using suppressants to keep yourself on an even hormone cycle, skipping heats, or maybe pretending to pass as a different class of society. After all, Omegas might want to be in the military, where they're not usually allowed - or an Alpha might want to take a job in a university or as a nurse. Shouldn't they be allowed to, if their hormones are suppressed? Just hope that you don't miss a dose.

5 - Mistaken Identity - That friend that you always thought was an Alpha, or an Omega, or a neutral Beta, turns out to be something entirely different, and your world is turned absolutely upside down. Does it challenge your preconceptions? Or does it just ruin the balance between you two?

6 - Unlikely Pairs - After all, there's no actual reason that Alphas have to mate with Omegas. Maybe two Omegas can satisfy each other. Or two Alphas. Or your intended mate could easily be a Beta. Maybe this is just about breaking out of your pre-established role and becoming something new.

7 - Manifestation - In some cases, an individual may not know they are Omega, Beta or Alpha until their first heat/rut/manifestation, usually happening in early teen years. It may take you by surprise; it may be a blessing, or may be a deep disappointment.

8 - Other - Adventures in getting jobs, making families, fighting bad guys, and anything else you can come up with!
 
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AM I KAWAII?
29 August 2013 @ 08:15 pm
ok stupid! let's play cupid!  


You are making a dating profile! Or maybe your significant other just "stumbled" upon one you made in the past. How did you describe yourself, or your hobbies? Maybe you made a little bit up, or the whole thing, or you were brutally honest!Or maybe you're a 500 year old vampire who just wants to gloss over that fact as best you can.

Let's see what your page says!



if you want to add some profile pics:
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