Single's Day (Enforced) Blind Date

Someone out there decided no one should be alone on Valentines Day...and this someone apparently has the power to do something about that. Unfortunately, that power is either indiscriminate or they are themselves. Did you have a Valentine already? You might just have a different one, now...or you'll be going that extra step to embrace the spirit of Valentines Day. Were you planning on skipping out Valentines Day? Not anymore. Today, no one has to ask 'Will you be my Valentine?', because it's all been agreed upon ahead of time...whether or not the people involved like it. And it is whether or not they do, because whoever is doing it either lacks the ability or the interest to make you actually want to do it, only to make sure you do.
The Lowdown:You and whoever you tag (or who tags you) are now on an arranged Valentines Day outing. Whether through blackmail, strong-armed friends, or outright magic of some sort, you're going out with this person all day. You don't get a choice...but you're not required to like it. There's no magic love spells in this, and no outright loss of bodily control. There may be certain compulsions along the way to ensure you're staying on track and having a lovely Valentines Day, but that's it. When the date is over, your strange (or not so strange) benefactor bids you goodbye and you can go on your way with minimal scarring.
Note: Sweet scenarios are G rated awkward-meme tropes. Spicy scenarios are R rated smut-meme tropes.
Procedure (you know how it goes)♥ - Post your character with Name/Fandom/Preferences. Include whether you prefer sweet, spicy, or both, and you may want to mention if you prefer an unseen/magical 'benefactor' or if you'd rather play out non-magical reasons for the enforced date.
♥♥ - Others tag yours, either picking a scenario or rolling up one. (also picking Sweet/Sour or flipping a coin!)
♥♥♥ - Play out the scenario chosen, then move along down the line or derail it with other events!
♥♥♥♥ - There's no reason that a Spicy night can't move into Sweet, or a Sweet night can't gradually slide into the Spicy side. No two dates should be the same, right?
The Scenarios: (Move on down the line, pick a scenario--or RNG it up--or jump around.)( No one should be alone on Valentine's Day )