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24 June 2012 @ 01:16 am
THE SNOW DAY MEME



Looks like the weather forecast was fight; it's absolutely freezing! Not only that, but your town/city/jamjar/wherever is knee-deep in snow. Schools are shut, roads are backed up for miles and the general quiet chaos of a snow day has taken over.

But forget those negative nellies! Just post a comment with your series name and character name as usual, as well as any other notes you wish to add, then pick a prompt using the 
RNG and get started!



WINTER IS COMING!!! )
 
 
Trainer 【Hilda】
the internet: the meme



For some, the internet is a necessary medium of everything and anything in life. For others, it's a nice thing to have, but not something to live by. Still others have yet to even experience the privilege (or curse, depending on the individual) of such a feat of technology, cooperation, and human innovation.

The entire world wide web version 2.0 is now at your fingertips, whether or not it was before. Now, all sorts of people are out there somewhere in the tubes for you to chat with, troll, hit up for cybersex, or anything you can think of.

Don't lie, you can't resist the temptation to look.


RULES



  • User A: Comment, and optionally-but-recommendedly tell us what your character is doing! Looking for rule 34, or accidentally stumbling across it? Browsing a forum for someone to chat up, or lurking it for someone to troll? Searching for Wikipedia articles, or searching for suckers on Craigslist? Pouring their latest woes out on LiveJournal/Dreamwidth/Facebook, or... well, anything in-between any of these? Name / Fandom / Preference is a good idea, as always.

    Alternatively, you can use the list numbered 1 through 12 for RNG purposes below!


  • User B: Comment back as you see fit! Perhaps you're a housemate, spouse, or family member passing by the monitor at an inconvenient (or convenient) time, the person the first character is trolling or flaming with every fiber of their being, or simply someone else in the same e-vicinity at the same time with something to say. Anything goes, so get creative!


  • Exploit the internet at your whim!!




Standardized Bonehead RNG Form )
 
 
Memes for All
24 June 2012 @ 01:10 pm
The Dirty Dice Meme

Dice is a game everyone at least heard of. In these parts, the popular variation is dirty dice. Go ahead, roll and see if the result works in your favor!

HERE @ [community profile] redlightstreet
 
 
Conrad Achenleck
24 June 2012 @ 03:59 pm


 
WORST FEAR MEME

➝ Post with your character and canon.
➝ Your character is now experiencing their worst fear. Yes, it is actually happening right now in that thread.
➝ Other characters respond, somehow ending up stumbling across that situation (WHO CARES THIS IS MEMELAND), to comfort/mock/mourn/battle/etc.!
➝ ANGST ALL AROUND
➝ Profit.

Come and play over here @ spiderlegs!

Stolen from adddictions @ lj.
 
 
Helen Magnus
24 June 2012 @ 05:13 pm
THE RAINBOW MEME



 1. Post a comment with your character's name and canon in the subject line. Be sure to note in the comment or subject if there's anything you're not comfortable with -- this meme may have triggers.

2. Roll 1-8 to get a color, then 1-5 to get a scene.
3. ???
4. Profit!
1 - First Kiss - Is there anything sweeter?
2 - First Date - Are you super awkward and nervous or getting on like a house on fire?
3 - First Meeting - Dropped your groceries? Bump into them on the subway? Party? Fender bender? The options are endless!
4 - First Time - A little awkward, a little exciting, always memorable. Unless you had to get drunk to get up the nerve.
5 - Hey, can we try... - You've been together, or at least doing it, for awhile, but one of you wants to try something new.

2 - RED - PASSION

1 - Aphrodisiac - Is that cinnamon you smell? And why can't you keep your hands off each other?
2 - Exhibitionism - Maybe you have an audience. Maybe it's just a camera. Maybe you enjoy watching your lover touch themselves. Someone's putting on a show, either way.
3 - Chicken/"Too Hot" - How far can you go without flinching?
4 - Unusual Place - You know you should wait to get to a bed, but you just can't. You need it right here, right now.
5 - Take It Slow - Tonight, you're going to take it slow and savor every moment.

3 - ORANGE - HATE

1 - Rivals - Romantic rivals, school rivals, coworkers? Or maybe you're the hero and the villain of the story.
2 - Cheating - One of you is cheating on your significant other. You don't necessarily want to, but they make it hard to say no...
3 - Fight Sex - Was it a real fight or just a spar? Either way, it's got your blood pumping.
4 - Revenge - Usually best served cold...but in this case, it's best served hot, hard, and as many times as possible.
5 - Deception - One of you is not what they seem to be.

4 - YELLOW - HAPPY

1 - Childhood Sweethearts – You've loved them what seems like forever, ever since you were little.
2 - Wedding Night – Have fun, newlyweds! Maybe one of you cut off the sex a couple months ago, just for tonight to be extra special.
3 - With nature – In a forest or a field, how could you not be happy with the sun or moon shining down and the beauty of nature around you?
4 - Waking Up – Fluffy, sleepy, giggly morning sex.
5 - Protected/safe – You always feel safe with them. How can you thank them?

5 - GREEN - BAD ROMANCE

1 - Codependent – One or both of you needs the other an unhealthy amount, and you're desperate to show them how much.
2 - Abuse – You know you can't stay, but you simply can't go.
3 - Reclaim – Your lover's been cheating. It's time to show them who they belong to.
4 - Incest – How can it be so wrong and feel so right?
5 - Prostitution – Every pro's got that one client who thinks they're your boyfriend or girlfriend.

6 - BLUE - ANGST

1 - One For The Road – You're breaking up, but they deserve a goodbye.
2 - One Night Stand – Looking for love in all the wrong places?
3 - Hurt/comfort – Something bad has happened, and sometimes the best thing is just to forget for awhile.
4 - Losing You – You're slow dancing in a burning room. It's just a matter of time before you break up, and you know you're falling apart...but you can cling to that last spark as long as you've got it.
5 - Exes – for old times' sake, yeah?

7 - PURPLE - DUB/NON-CON

1 - Power Imbalance – Master/slave, boss/employee, teacher/student, commander/soldier? One of you has all the power here.
2 - Blackmail – Is it just your reputation in danger or is there an actual physical threat? Do it or else.
3 - Mind control – Hypnotism or straight-up psychic manipulation, one of you couldn't say no if you wanted to.
4 - Prison – Resist or give in, you're about to become a bitch either way.
5 - Roofies – Maybe it's roofies, or a strong aphrodisiac, or just getting them really drunk, but you've got some assistance from the chemical corner.

8 - BLACK - KINK/OTHER

1 - Breathplay – Choking, noose, or a plastic bag over the head, lack of oxygen can make everything...heightened.
2 - Shibari – Also known as japanese rope bondage, it does make a pretty picture.
3 - Pain – It can be the perfect spice for pleasure.
4 - Foreign Objects – Toys, vegetables, there's plenty of things to stick in there other than a dick.
 
5 - Unusual Acts – When's the last time a straight couple had anal or a gay couple avoided penetration? Anything other than the usual combinations!
 
 
Allen Walker
The Dæmons AU Meme

Lyra and Pantaliamon by WinonaCookie (Flickr)

In the universe of the His Dark Materials trilogy, every person has a creature called a dæmon that accompanies them all their lives, and is emotionally and metaphysically a part of them. Dæmons are often described as sort of external souls (while the part of the personality in a human's body is the spirit).


More under cut )

Originally from [community profile] memebells via [personal profile] funvee
 
 
Zippy
24 June 2012 @ 09:15 pm
THE HELPING HAND MEME




Grab a die and roll for (or simply choose) a scenario, then post with your character, fandom, and a predicament that your character needs a hand with!

1) Stranded!
You're stuck somewhere! Your car broke down, your bike lost a wheel, your bi-plane was dismantled by ninja bears, you were chased up a tree by protesters. Somebody help!

2) Stumped!
You've got a mystery on your hands! A murder? A missing pet? Someone ate the cookies from the cookie jar? Anything! But you're going to need a hand to find out who did it!

3) Museless!
Your project isn't going well, writers/artists/inventors block has you banging your head against a wall! Won't someone come along and be your muse, or even just help you take a break for a while?

4) Overwhelmed!
You're overburdened! You're carrying more groceries than you can hold onto, staring at a huge pile of paperwork, your car is buried under more snow than you could move in a lifetime, everything just went wrong at once! You can't do this all by yourself!

5) Injured!
You've fallen and you can't get up, you stepped on a rake, you fell down the stairs, your arm is stuck in a vending machine. You'll be okay, probably, but ow that really hurt! You could use a hand patching up!

6) Wildcard!
Pick any of the above or something totally different, as long as your character could really do with an extra person to help them out!

 
 
Open Posts and Memes
24 June 2012 @ 11:07 pm
 

You are a fascinating specimen. A paragon; an exemplar. You are just what we need to fill our collection. A zoo must be thorough, after all, and rare sentient specimens are very important to refine our exhibitions.

An open post/meme where you can really let your wild side out.