- Post with your characters, canon, all that stuff.

- Your poster is now an ADOPTER

- Whoever responds to you is now your child. (Only legally.) Their age doesn't matter. Someone has decided they can not raise themselves, and has taken the matter out of their hands.

-Have fun. (Don't profit.)


Optional options (loosely based upon a Series of Unfortunate Events)

1. Your adopter is EVIL. I mean, seriously evil. Like, wants to kill you for your stuff evil. D:

2. You are now living among snakes. And lizards. And other reptiles. (Here's hoping you're not squeemish.)

3. Your adopter worries about EVERYTHING. Like, seriously. Touch foot in a bit of mud? They're convinced you'll die within the week. (Better not break anything.)

4. You have been reduced to slave labor. :( Too bad. So sad. Try not to get killed by work hazards?

5. Parents? What parents? Someone had the bright idea to send you to BOARDING SCHOOL. The original poster is your teacher. (Are they strict? Fun? What?)

6. Unfortunately, it's not just that you can't take care of yourself; you're unhealthy; mentally unstable. You've been sent to the mental wards - and the first poster's not your parent (though you might think they are.) They're your doctor.

7. Circus folks. That's right. Your parent? Joined the circus. And apparently? They took you with them. Have fun with that.

8., Soooooo... know that fun vacation you were going to have? It didn't work out. You're stranded on a desert island. But there's food; there's beaches; and hey! Your new parent survived too!

This meme was inspired from the True Blood series's Maker's Day, plus some other posts in RP comms.

In this meme, your characters will suddenly find themselved magically teleported to a big department store, and presented with photos, pictures, etc of the people who "made them what they are today".

Do they love the people in question? Do they hate them, or maybe just don't think much of them at all? Either way, they will not be able to leave until they have written some cards and bought them some presents...

[The List Of The Kinds Of People Who Made Them What They Are Today]

1. Vampiric/Shapeshifter type Makers/Sires, etc - For your Vampire or Werewolf, etc, characters, this will mean the people who turned them into Vampires or Werewolves.

2. The Parental Units (Mothers and Fathers, etc)

3. Teachers, Masters and Senseis

4. Commanders and Bosses

5. Friends and Family

6. Designers and Creators - For the robotic/android, cyborg and artificially created types. People who were artificially given superpowers, powered armor, robots, etc, count too.

7. Something Else

[Sample Relationships]

1. They love and respect those people wholeheartedly.

2. They hate them with the power of a thousand burning suns.

3. It's a love and hate relationship, with a side dish of resentment.

4. It's complicated.

5. Something Else

[How To]

1. Post as your character. (Please write down the name and original canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're Canon, AU, Crossover or OCs. If you have any other preferences, etc, please write down that down too.)

2. Please also write down what kind of people they're being forced to write cards and buy presents for. More then one category of people is fine, too.

3. People can also post anon if they wish. They may de-anon any time they want.

4. Thread, tag, and have fun!

THE MID-FUCK RANDOM ICON MEME

Here's a pretty simple concept: Take two of the most frequently reposted memes here and combine them! What you get is a meme that is both cracky and smutty.

You know the drill.
1. Hit the "Random Icon" button.
2. Reply to others with a random icon. You are now in the middle of sex. If not the middle (Because not everyone has smut-tastic icons) then just about to start. The icons are your prompts.
3. Icons must be picked at random for every comment! I'm just saying this because I know some people have gotten confused and thought only the initial comment and reply required a random icon.