SUDDENLY!Super Villains are whimsical! Sometimes they dress up in tights and fight their arch-nemesis while dangling said rival's girlfriend over a bridge, other times they might put on a stylish suit and leave behind riddles that have several layers to be inferred from them.
And now you're one! Yes, you've had enough and decide to enact some evil plan! And you can gloat all you want, because nothing will stop you! NOTHI-ooo, is that chocolate cake?
How it works:1.) Post with your character and canon in the subject. If you want, you can explain you're incredibly silly (and non-deadly) plan in the comments with a proper Villain Monologue.
2.) Others tag you and what they offer to make you stop your evil shenanigans!
NO VIOLENCE! Kids are watching guys! Geeze. Not to mention the
censors.
3.) CAN YOU RESIST SUCH OFFERINGS?! Well, no, you're really not suppose to, that's not how this is suppose to work. But you should at least react to it. Even if said reaction is just you being mad at thinking you can be bought off so cheaply and stomp away in a huff.