The Easily Derailed Villain Meme!

[derp_detective]

SUDDENLY!

Super Villains are whimsical! Sometimes they dress up in tights and fight their arch-nemesis while dangling said rival's girlfriend over a bridge, other times they might put on a stylish suit and leave behind riddles that have several layers to be inferred from them.

And now you're one! Yes, you've had enough and decide to enact some evil plan! And you can gloat all you want, because nothing will stop you! NOTHI-ooo, is that chocolate cake?


How it works:
1.) Post with your character and canon in the subject. If you want, you can explain you're incredibly silly (and non-deadly) plan in the comments with a proper Villain Monologue.
2.) Others tag you and what they offer to make you stop your evil shenanigans! NO VIOLENCE! Kids are watching guys! Geeze. Not to mention the censors.
3.) CAN YOU RESIST SUCH OFFERINGS?! Well, no, you're really not suppose to, that's not how this is suppose to work. But you should at least react to it. Even if said reaction is just you being mad at thinking you can be bought off so cheaply and stomp away in a huff.

Comments

Orihime Inoue | Bleach

[leekspins]

[The most unthreatening, ineffectual villain. ._.]

BAHAHAHAHAHA! My army of robots with laser beam eyes will rule the world! And then...WE WILL RULE SPACE!

....Silverbolt, you chose the wrong vegetable.

[flying_fleabag]

I must ask you to cease your evil scheming young miss!

Or you'll force me to snap this spring onion in half!

[Silverbolt holds up the said green plant between two hands as if to show he means business.]

The Master/Doctor Who

[ofdrumsthesound]

*His plans are probably too scary for children.*

Loki | MCU

[thatboyisamonster]

[hench_wench]

Whatcha doin?

Jack Spicer | Xiaolin Showdown | HOW COULD I NOT???

[jackbotsattack]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that I've got you in my trap [what trap?], there's nothing to stop me from using THIS MACHINE!

[Spin and yank off the sheet of SAID MACHINE! It looks like a vaguely threatening telescope.]

To destroy everyone's clothes, so they'll have to buy them all from me, making me the richest man in the world! And once I do that, there's nothing stopping me from WORLD DOMINATION! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

Styles only available in black. [Thumbs up.]

[payback]

That is the DUMBEST thing I have EVER heard.

Snape | Potter Puppet Pals

[oatmeal_tears]

Wherever there is fun, I will be there to quash it. If I can't enjoy life, no one can.

[anywherebut]

Well, that's not very nice.

Wigglytuff | Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

[perfect_apples]

[Proper villain monologue? He is the GRAND MASTER OF ALL THINGS BAD, anything "proper" would be doing it wrong! No, he must give IMPROPER villain dialogues!

Except there's nobody to dialogue with here at the moment.

So he just sits there. In his dark hole. Waiting for someone to fall in.]

[likeshisoffice]

[Yeah, Nelson's usually not one to fall indiscriminately into holes because he had to solve a puzzle to avoid it. So instead he just looks down into it, where this... pink... thing... is waiting]

Um, FBI Special Agent Nelson Tethers, Puzzle Research Division. You're... uh, under arrest?

Alphonse Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist

[soulmetal]

Um...

[Quick think of something evil, Al!]

...With my army of super-powered cats, I will take over the world! Mwu ha ha ha!

[That was pretty much the least threatening evil laugh ever.]

I wonder if that was threatening enough.

[unexculpable]

[BIGGEST EYE ROLL EVER. Al. Sometimes. Sometimes.]

How many times do I have to tell you that we can't get a cat?!

Cobra Commander | G.I. Joe

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Greetings, people of the world. Even as we ssspeak, my agents are replacing every textbook in the United States with Cobra approved texts! And it’s far too late for any of you to ssstop it! And by the time every school is teaching every ssstudent how to be the best Cobra Viper they can be, I’ll have an entire nation’s worth of minions! And then I’ll take over the world! And there’s nothing you can do about it! Nothing!

[doomerangs]

Hate ta break it to you, mate, but that's the stupidest plan I ever heard.

[ HI HE'S IN YOUR BASE

HOW DID HE GET IN YOUR BASE? oh right he just knocked out a whole lot of guards with boomerangs and tactics

casually....leaning against the wall.... ]

Heloise | Jimmy Two-Shoes

[misery_genius]

[So there's this 13-year-old, 4'5'' tall little girl in a red cloak... who also happens to be an evil genius mad scientist employed by Satan Lucius Heinous VII. Prodigious little shit.
She's got a pretty good evil laugh going on, though]

MWHAHAHAHAHA~! With this new invention, my ULTIMATE doomsday device, there'll be NOTHING to stop me from TAKING OVER THE WORLD! And then, I'll have all the scientific test subjects I'll ever need, so I can perform all the miserable experiments I want~

[checkoutthesedecks]

[Two words: BOR. RING.]

Seriously, a doomsday device? What is with this taking-over-the-world shit? Do you even have a plan what you're going to do when you're done?

Nyarlko | Haiyore! Nyarlko-san

[tentahoge]

Attention Earthlings!
I am the great crawling chaos, Nyarlathotep! I have come from beyond the stars to invade and conquer your planet with the unstoppable power... OF MOE~! ... and also screaming eternal madness.
SO ALL YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ARE BELONG TO ME~!!

[... Wait, aren't you supposed to be a good guy, Nyarlko?!]

(ties in with a conversation I was just having)

[lookingforhead]

I KNEW IT! THE INVASION IS COMING! I TRIED TO WARN THEM!

AND SHE'S GRAY TOO!

Lucifer / Supernatural

[dissemble]

[Oh look he's got a sinister looking pentagram on the floor. And there's people tied up. And he's probably about to kill everyone! And then he'll... do more devious things! Shocking!

If only someone was here to stop him in a cartoonish and entertaining way!]

...this is just so wrong. XD

[leekspins]

Hold it right there, Satan-chan!

[Standing dramatically on the fire escape, Orihime stands with her arms folded, cape fluttering dramatically in the breeze.]

Did you really think you could get away with your evil shenanigans?

Prinny / Disgaea

[doodsplosion]

By the time I'm done with all of you, angels and demons will be the ones doing gruntwork for us Prinnies, dood! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[herroyalsunrise]

(Don't mind Celestia here as she slowly, but surely makes herself visible to you, Prinny.)

Oh, you won't have to worry about that anymore. You're not hungry for grunts; you're hungry for Hot Pockets!



(BAM, floating over a box of Hot Pockets and staring right at you.)

Evil the Cat | Earthworm Jim

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat is SO close to destroying the universe. With a few television sets, a bowlful of sporks, and the ancient talisman of doom(with convenient TV hook-up plug), he just needs to set everything up.

Then, once the televisions are turned on, the entire universe will MELT.]

Andrew | BtVS

[spikefan81]

[Actually is a totally super evil villain. Well, part of a Trio, but he's definitely the evillest of the lot. Definitely nemesis material.]

[stillshinigami]

[Waving some first edition comics in Andrew's field of vision.]

Yo. So about this evil plan of yours?

Austria | Hetalia | really I just want to abuse this icon what am I doing

[edle_gestalt]

[Someone got bored staying out of wars.]

Have you all checked your pantries lately? Looks like someone's taken away your flour, eggs, sugar, chocolate and jam.

No more cake for any of you.

It's all mine.

[smugfox]

[Just this face.]

Ruby | Pokémon Special

[outsidematters]

[DOWN WITH BAD FASHION SENSE

is the HUGE BOLD TEXT on a wooden sign which Ruby is carrying around INSERT-CITY-OF-CHOICE-HERE!!

And under it: a note. "Violators will be hit with said sign once. Those who don't submit to a makeover will be HIT AGAIN." WHAT DO.]

[sonlight]

[Hitting people with signs is just rude!


...Not that Chibi would know what this weirdo is up to, considering he can't read. But he feels a menacing aura from him, so maybe he'll "discreetly" follow him around until he catches him doing something bad!

Oops probably shouldn't have accidentally knocked over that trash can.]

Takeshi Asakura/Kamen Rider Ouja | Kamen Rider Ryuki

[vexed_snake]

[Well, he's got a gun and hostages. That can't be good.]

[strawberryredgrave]

(Dante just...has to pull him aside as quickly as possible.)

Takeshi, dude...the hell, man? Did forget to eat again? You get all hostile and shit when you're hungry.

Cliff Carmichael/The Thinker II | DC Comics

[putonmythinkingcap]

[Nothing to see here, just another supervillain with mind control powers turning people into mindless puppets for his own nefarious purposes...]

Fluttershy | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[tooshytofly]

[You are all going to love her and you are going to LIKE IT.]

[spinningorange]

(Have a little, very adorable cat girl slowly peek out from behind a corner.)

...unya?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz | Phineas and Ferb

[big_laundry]

BEHOLD MY....


Oh wait. No one's here! What kind of meme is this? What IS a meme anyway?

[doesntdomuch]

[Wait, he's here now. Sorry for the delay there.]

Tony Stark | AU Teen Version

[stark_expectations]

[still_a_gerbil]

No matter how much Steve might love his teammates like they were his family, sometimes he really wished he worked alone. If he did, he wouldn't have to worry about being conned into elaborate schemes to help save the world. Which had led to him being embarrassed and manhandled by his team to be left like a Christmas present for a certain villain.

Dressed in his too-tight uniform - he missed the one from the war so much right now - with his hands bound with red, white and blue ribbons, he'd been left on a rooftop for Iron Man to find and no way to get down if he did try to get free. At least they'd left his shield with him just in case things got even crazier.

Too bad Clint had given him a particularly smug grin and told him to have fun with his evil boyfriend and Natasha tried to look solemn while reminding him that he was stopping Iron Man's latest crime spree. At least Bruce hadn't offered his own advice, especially after Thor had added his own suggestions to an already embarrassing situation.

Yeah...sometimes Steve really wished he worked alone.

Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[doudemoe]

[oh look, did you have any armor to equip your badass female fighters with? Well it's gone now. He's pawned it all off at the police station.

But don't worry ladies. He saved some of it...there's plenty of BIKINI ARMOR, MAID UNIFORMS, and SWIM SUITS to go around. And some sexy SANTA UNIFORMS as well.]

[lookingforhead]

[Here, have a sexy dullahan pointing her phone at you. Minato knows from those, doesn't he?]

I don't know who you are, or how I wound up here, I'm not putting that outfit on.

THE BOULDER | Avatar - The Last Airbender

[rockalanche]

THE ENTIRE WORLD IS MADE OF EARTH, AND THAT MAKES IT THE BOULDER'S!

ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE BOULDER OR BE BURIED ALIVE IN A ROCKALANCHE!

[grumpiest_tree]

[Made of earth is it? What about plants, The Boulder? What about Royal Flora Colossi that are 20 feet tall?]

...I am Groot!

Yuyuko Saigyouji | Touhou Project

[livingthegooddeath]

With the power of my magical tree, I shall make winter last forever! And then, oh, why not, I will take over the world! Ohohohohohoho!

[tiny_revolutionary]

Not if I can help it! I, Shinmyoumaru Sukuna, shall stand up for all the weaker youkai, and fight you!

...

[Her stomach growls.]

...OH NO! I forgot to eat lunch first! Could... could we hold off on the final battle for ten minutes?