Detective Dick Gumshoe (
derp_detective) wrote in
bakerstreet2012-06-14 10:10 pm
The Easily Derailed Villain Meme!
Super Villains are whimsical! Sometimes they dress up in tights and fight their arch-nemesis while dangling said rival's girlfriend over a bridge, other times they might put on a stylish suit and leave behind riddles that have several layers to be inferred from them.
And now you're one! Yes, you've had enough and decide to enact some evil plan! And you can gloat all you want, because nothing will stop you! NOTHI-ooo, is that chocolate cake?
How it works:
1.) Post with your character and canon in the subject. If you want, you can explain you're incredibly silly (and non-deadly) plan in the comments with a proper Villain Monologue.
2.) Others tag you and what they offer to make you stop your evil shenanigans! NO VIOLENCE! Kids are watching guys! Geeze. Not to mention the censors.
3.) CAN YOU RESIST SUCH OFFERINGS?! Well, no, you're really not suppose to, that's not how this is suppose to work. But you should at least react to it. Even if said reaction is just you being mad at thinking you can be bought off so cheaply and stomp away in a huff.

Orihime Inoue | Bleach
BAHAHAHAHAHA! My army of robots with laser beam eyes will rule the world! And then...WE WILL RULE SPACE!
....Silverbolt, you chose the wrong vegetable.
Or you'll force me to snap this spring onion in half!
[Silverbolt holds up the said green plant between two hands as if to show he means business.]
Ah ha ha ha!
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You knew this icon was coming
Yes, it just wouldn't be the same without it! XD
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The Master/Doctor Who
Loki | MCU
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I honestly don't know where got that bowl....
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Look, if ice-cream helps with exes, why not with attempts at world conquering?
Re: Look, if ice-cream helps with exes, why not with attempts at world conquering?
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Hope you don't mind...
Not at all <3
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sorry, assuming the helmet, yell at me if it's not okay!
it's all cool
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Jack Spicer | Xiaolin Showdown | HOW COULD I NOT???
[Spin and yank off the sheet of SAID MACHINE! It looks like a vaguely threatening telescope.]
To destroy everyone's clothes, so they'll have to buy them all from me, making me the richest man in the world! And once I do that, there's nothing stopping me from WORLD DOMINATION! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Styles only available in black. [Thumbs up.]
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Snape | Potter Puppet Pals
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Wigglytuff | Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Except there's nobody to dialogue with here at the moment.
So he just sits there. In his dark hole. Waiting for someone to fall in.]
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because he had to solve a puzzle to avoid it. So instead he just looks down into it, where this... pink... thing... is waiting]Um, FBI Special Agent Nelson Tethers, Puzzle Research Division. You're... uh, under arrest?
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I do hope it's alright if I hop in to help out Bolin!
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Alphonse Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist
[Quick think of something evil, Al!]
...With my army of super-powered cats, I will take over the world! Mwu ha ha ha!
[That was pretty much the least threatening evil laugh ever.]
I wonder if that was threatening enough.
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How many times do I have to tell you that we can't get a cat?!
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Here goes absolutely nothing 8| 1/3
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Cobra Commander | G.I. Joe
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[ HI HE'S IN YOUR BASE
HOW DID HE GET IN YOUR BASE? oh right he just knocked out a whole lot of guards with boomerangs and tactics
casually....leaning against the wall.... ]
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Sorry about the HTML fail
I REGRET NOTHING!
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Heloise | Jimmy Two-Shoes
SatanLucius Heinous VII. Prodigious little shit.She's got a pretty good evil laugh going on, though]
MWHAHAHAHAHA~! With this new invention, my ULTIMATE doomsday device, there'll be NOTHING to stop me from TAKING OVER THE WORLD! And then, I'll have all the scientific test subjects I'll ever need, so I can perform all the miserable experiments I want~
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Seriously, a doomsday device? What is with this taking-over-the-world shit? Do you even have a plan what you're going to do when you're done?
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Nyarlko | Haiyore! Nyarlko-san
I am the great crawling chaos, Nyarlathotep! I have come from beyond the stars to invade and conquer your planet with the unstoppable power... OF MOE~! ... and also screaming eternal madness.
SO ALL YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ARE BELONG TO ME~!!
[... Wait, aren't you supposed to be a good guy, Nyarlko?!]
(ties in with a conversation I was just having)
AND SHE'S GRAY TOO!
Lucifer / Supernatural
If only someone was here to stop him in a cartoonish and entertaining way!]
...this is just so wrong. XD
[Standing dramatically on the fire escape, Orihime stands with her arms folded, cape fluttering dramatically in the breeze.]
Did you really think you could get away with your evil shenanigans?
Prinny / Disgaea
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Oh, you won't have to worry about that anymore. You're not hungry for grunts; you're hungry for Hot Pockets!
(BAM, floating over a box of Hot Pockets and staring right at you.)
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Evil the Cat | Earthworm Jim
Then, once the televisions are turned on, the entire universe will MELT.]
Andrew | BtVS
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Yo. So about this evil plan of yours?
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Austria | Hetalia | really I just want to abuse this icon what am I doing
Have you all checked your pantries lately? Looks like someone's taken away your flour, eggs, sugar, chocolate and jam.
No more cake for any of you.
It's all mine.
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Ruby | Pokémon Special
is the HUGE BOLD TEXT on a wooden sign which Ruby is carrying around INSERT-CITY-OF-CHOICE-HERE!!
And under it: a note. "Violators will be hit with said sign once. Those who don't submit to a makeover will be HIT AGAIN." WHAT DO.]
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...Not that Chibi would know what this weirdo is up to, considering he can't read. But he feels a menacing aura from him, so maybe he'll "discreetly" follow him around until he catches him doing something bad!
Oops probably shouldn't have accidentally knocked over that trash can.]
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Takeshi Asakura/Kamen Rider Ouja | Kamen Rider Ryuki
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Takeshi, dude...the hell, man? Did forget to eat again? You get all hostile and shit when you're hungry.
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Cliff Carmichael/The Thinker II | DC Comics
Fluttershy | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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...unya?
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz | Phineas and Ferb
Oh wait. No one's here! What kind of meme is this? What IS a meme anyway?
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Tony Stark | AU Teen Version
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Dressed in his too-tight uniform - he missed the one from the war so much right now - with his hands bound with red, white and blue ribbons, he'd been left on a rooftop for Iron Man to find and no way to get down if he did try to get free. At least they'd left his shield with him just in case things got even crazier.
Too bad Clint had given him a particularly smug grin and told him to have fun with his evil boyfriend and Natasha tried to look solemn while reminding him that he was stopping Iron Man's latest crime spree. At least Bruce hadn't offered his own advice, especially after Thor had added his own suggestions to an already embarrassing situation.
Yeah...sometimes Steve really wished he worked alone.
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Minato Arisato | Persona 3
But don't worry ladies. He saved some of it...there's plenty of BIKINI ARMOR, MAID UNIFORMS, and SWIM SUITS to go around. And some sexy SANTA UNIFORMS as well.]
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I don't know who you are, or how I wound up here, I'm not putting that outfit on.
THE BOULDER | Avatar - The Last Airbender
ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE BOULDER OR BE BURIED ALIVE IN A ROCKALANCHE!
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...I am Groot!
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Yuyuko Saigyouji | Touhou Project
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[Her stomach growls.]
...OH NO! I forgot to eat lunch first! Could... could we hold off on the final battle for ten minutes?
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