The Easily Derailed Villain Meme!

[derp_detective]

SUDDENLY!

Super Villains are whimsical! Sometimes they dress up in tights and fight their arch-nemesis while dangling said rival's girlfriend over a bridge, other times they might put on a stylish suit and leave behind riddles that have several layers to be inferred from them.

And now you're one! Yes, you've had enough and decide to enact some evil plan! And you can gloat all you want, because nothing will stop you! NOTHI-ooo, is that chocolate cake?


How it works:
1.) Post with your character and canon in the subject. If you want, you can explain you're incredibly silly (and non-deadly) plan in the comments with a proper Villain Monologue.
2.) Others tag you and what they offer to make you stop your evil shenanigans! NO VIOLENCE! Kids are watching guys! Geeze. Not to mention the censors.
3.) CAN YOU RESIST SUCH OFFERINGS?! Well, no, you're really not suppose to, that's not how this is suppose to work. But you should at least react to it. Even if said reaction is just you being mad at thinking you can be bought off so cheaply and stomp away in a huff.

Comments

[flying_fleabag]

Well then, I'd be glad to help then!

...Wait, you've met Cybertronians before?

[leekspins]

Oh yes! I'm good friends with several of them. Wheeljack-san kind of adopted me, ha ha!

[flying_fleabag]

W-Wheeljack?! You mean the master inventor Autobot who fought in the Great War?!

...You've...met him? And he adopted you?!

[leekspins]

Yes, that's the one! With all of the lab explosions!

[Wheeljack is never boring.]

[flying_fleabag]

...Lab explosions? The records did say some of his inventions took a few trials before they worked, but none mentioned explosions. I only have access to what is available in the Axalon's storage banks, though.

And suddenly the meme becomes dear_mun. XD

[leekspins]

I wish you could meet him. He left our city several months ago, though. Ratchet-san, Skyfire-san, and Sideswipe-san are still there, though.

That's fine, I may actually use this thread for an app somewhere. >.>

[flying_fleabag]

T-Those are all legendary figures from Cybertronian history. Anyone of which I'd be honored to meet! Just where is this city of which you speak of?