The Easily Derailed Villain Meme!

[derp_detective]

SUDDENLY!

Super Villains are whimsical! Sometimes they dress up in tights and fight their arch-nemesis while dangling said rival's girlfriend over a bridge, other times they might put on a stylish suit and leave behind riddles that have several layers to be inferred from them.

And now you're one! Yes, you've had enough and decide to enact some evil plan! And you can gloat all you want, because nothing will stop you! NOTHI-ooo, is that chocolate cake?


How it works:
1.) Post with your character and canon in the subject. If you want, you can explain you're incredibly silly (and non-deadly) plan in the comments with a proper Villain Monologue.
2.) Others tag you and what they offer to make you stop your evil shenanigans! NO VIOLENCE! Kids are watching guys! Geeze. Not to mention the censors.
3.) CAN YOU RESIST SUCH OFFERINGS?! Well, no, you're really not suppose to, that's not how this is suppose to work. But you should at least react to it. Even if said reaction is just you being mad at thinking you can be bought off so cheaply and stomp away in a huff.

Comments

Orihime Inoue | Bleach

[leekspins]

[The most unthreatening, ineffectual villain. ._.]

BAHAHAHAHAHA! My army of robots with laser beam eyes will rule the world! And then...WE WILL RULE SPACE!

The Master/Doctor Who

[ofdrumsthesound]

*His plans are probably too scary for children.*

Loki | MCU

[thatboyisamonster]

[hench_wench]

Whatcha doin?

I honestly don't know where got that bowl....

[grumpiest_tree]

[Groot is there to stop your complex and evil plans Loki!

And to do that, he has in his giant Redwood tree like hands a bowl full of ice cream.

French vanilla. With caramel drizzled on top.]

I am Groot?

....Silverbolt, you chose the wrong vegetable.

[flying_fleabag]

I must ask you to cease your evil scheming young miss!

Or you'll force me to snap this spring onion in half!

[Silverbolt holds up the said green plant between two hands as if to show he means business.]

Ah ha ha ha!

[leekspins]

[Orihime GASPS.]

Don't hurt an innocent plant, I'm begging you!

Jack Spicer | Xiaolin Showdown | HOW COULD I NOT???

[jackbotsattack]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that I've got you in my trap [what trap?], there's nothing to stop me from using THIS MACHINE!

[Spin and yank off the sheet of SAID MACHINE! It looks like a vaguely threatening telescope.]

To destroy everyone's clothes, so they'll have to buy them all from me, making me the richest man in the world! And once I do that, there's nothing stopping me from WORLD DOMINATION! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

Styles only available in black. [Thumbs up.]

[payback]

That is the DUMBEST thing I have EVER heard.

[jackbotsattack]

Dumbest? Uh, no? I've had way dumber plans than this!

[payback]

If you can admit it just like that, maybe you should rethink your choices!

[jackbotsattack]

I did! Hence: clothes ray.

[withallmyheart]

[Cadance is going to glance down at her clothingless form and back up at the crazed young man with one elegant eyebrow raised.]

[jackbotsattack]

[Is that horse giving him a smart-alecky look?

He's gonna see your raised eyebrow and raise you one huffy arm cross! Take that, oddly colored pony.]

[payback]

I mean like doing something else that's not trying to be evil.

[jackbotsattack]

What, and be good? No way, sister! Evil is the only path for me.

[payback]

You're terrible at it!

Snape | Potter Puppet Pals

[oatmeal_tears]

Wherever there is fun, I will be there to quash it. If I can't enjoy life, no one can.

[jackbotsattack]

[GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I am not! You're just saying that to... to... distract me! Well, it's not working!

[He stomps over to the control panel to turn on the machine.]

[payback]

[She stalks after him.] Hands off that machine! Do something good for the world!

Wigglytuff | Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

[perfect_apples]

[Proper villain monologue? He is the GRAND MASTER OF ALL THINGS BAD, anything "proper" would be doing it wrong! No, he must give IMPROPER villain dialogues!

Except there's nobody to dialogue with here at the moment.

So he just sits there. In his dark hole. Waiting for someone to fall in.]

[jackbotsattack]

[He keeps his hands on the machine.] Like what? It's not like it's done anything good for me!

Alphonse Elric | Fullmetal Alchemist

[soulmetal]

Um...

[Quick think of something evil, Al!]

...With my army of super-powered cats, I will take over the world! Mwu ha ha ha!

[That was pretty much the least threatening evil laugh ever.]

I wonder if that was threatening enough.

[unexculpable]

[BIGGEST EYE ROLL EVER. Al. Sometimes. Sometimes.]

How many times do I have to tell you that we can't get a cat?!

[soulmetal]

[OH NO PLAN FOILED.]

But brother-!

[Look at that sad face is his giving you right now just look at it.]