an anon suggested it so

[scaretaker]

the ROOMMATES meme



SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Wow, college is going to be so fun! My roommate and I get along really well, Mom, you should hear all about it! We like the same music and movies and celebrities and...well, she's a bit obsessive, she got her hair cut and dyed like mine and keeps going on and on about how she wants contacts the same color as my eyes, but she's really nice! She just got in, I'll call you later, bye Mom! (TL;DR - You have a roommate who wants to be you. Have fun)

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK - He could not be more aggravating. Blaring music you think is shit, never taking out the trash, pissing on the floor when he's drunk and not even cleaning it up, bringing over people you can't stand at all hours of the day and night and now what? You cleaned all the dishes in the house and he had to have a bowl of cereal. A bowl he didn't even bother to rinse out. Time for some conflict of the YELLING REALLY LOUDLY!!!! kind.

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS - Obligatory sex option. You've been roommates for a while, but recently those furtive glances have been returned, they put their hand over yours when reaching for the coffee pot, and if something doesn't happen soon, you're going to end up a crying mess or flouncing out to get some poon elsewhere in frustration. Are you going to mesh well, or are you going to find out there's condoms in the house and have to make a trip to the gas station at two in the morning and deal with the worker staring at you as you buy XXLarge condoms?

BURY ME WITH IT - Your roommate is dying. Maybe they came home with a fatal diagnosis and can't help but spill. Maybe you watched them rescue a child from getting hit by a car and heard the thunk of their back breaking beneath ridiculously large tires. Console, comfort, hear their last words, tears and sorrow and a whole bucket load of angst.

HAN SOLO IS GAY - Technology is fun. You roommate takes it too far. Fight to the death. Offender may bring up that he wouldn't be able to do it if his roomie wasn't dumbass enough to leave his laptop laying around in the first place. Offender may have stolen it for the evulz. You never sent this text...

WILDCARD - seriously do whatever you want anon suggested it HERE IT IS

Comments

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

Justin Hammer | MCU

[therealgenius]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[alpha_hale]

Making up an option.

[nobodysweapon]

Congrats, you're roommate comes stumbling home at 2 AM. She's very considerate that way. Sounds like she hit most of the furniture on the to her room too... and she screamed, and that was a slicing sound (the lamp she hit)... and then she slams her door. She's very reserved and quiet like that most nights, home late, leaving her tattered blood soaked clothes everywhere. Ruined any shot at your deposit.

She's going to sleep off all the limb reattachment from earlier this night unless you go and bug her over the lamp... and another blood soaked shirt on the nice cloth sofa.

Molly Hooper || BBC Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

Mayhaps, after Reichenbach?

[the_new_sexy]

[He'd been here for three weeks, hiding out until he could get the rest of his plan put together and prepare to leave. There was only one person he could trust. One person and...apparently one cat.

Toby.

Sherlock despised Toby. Toby, conversely, loved Sherlock. It was becoming a problem.]

Devit || D. Gray-Man

[onebecametwo]

(( he is probably the worst roommate ever ngl. ))

*hurls myself into your universe as best I can*

[itachi_san]

It was bad enough when Devit realized his roommate was part of the Black Order. It was even worse when Devit realized his roommate was an Accomodator of sorts.

But what could top learning your roommate was a double agent all along?

Itachi had seemingly betrayed his entire order. All of them, his very family minus his younger brother, was dead at his hands. The innocence itself was turning on him. He probably had about twelve, maybe thirteen hours left.

Annette | Castlevania

[alwayskidnapped]

Jarod | The Pretender

[iamtoday]

Het only for smut.

Scott McCall | Teen Wolf | OTA

[givenagift]

Orihime Inoue | Bleach | Het

[leekspins]

[I'd prefer the star-crossed lovers, but if you're inspired to do something else, feel free!]

Dany Targaryen | ASOIAF modern!AU | open to all

[dancingdragon]

winging it like a boss

[charmingsnake]

[Oberyn's in his (rather posh) house, and he's sauntering about the kitchen. He knows that he really shouldn't be eating anything this late but fuck it, he figures it's better to eat something than to put up with an empty stomach all night.

The refrigerator is open and he's scanning its contents, wondering just what would be good to eat.]

Julian Wells | Less Than Zero

[zilch]

[stillshinigami]

Why does it smell like smoke in here? [Reading his book on mechanical engineering.]

X-23 | Marvel Comics AU | OTA for CR | Het for romance/smut

[nobodysweapon]

(Laura here probably gave a pseudonym when she signed for the room. She has... issues. Anything but the first option, or make something up for this moody bag of anger and issues.)

Asami Sato | The Legend of Korra

[fabuloushair]

[nobodysweapon]

So there's a bunch of trash to take out... including a table that looks like someone twice Laura's size crashed through it. What's Laura doing?

She's sitting on the sofa barely wearing more than undergarments tapping her foot to the music she's listening to on her mp3 player thing. Of course she's really listening to a broadcast from her room of her police scanner. Still the point is she's a bad roommate who seems like she was raised by monsters.

Colleen Murphy | OC | OTA

[lace_and_secrets]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[imalwaysright]

Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0n3 || MLP: FiM

[ponyville_dj]

[Congrats. Your roomie is a DJ.]

janet van dyne | avengers/marvel | ota

[anywherebut]

Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

[justlikeacircus]

Stitch | Lilo and Stitch | OTA

[highbadnesslevel]

Fenrir | Norse Mythology | OTA

[ragnarokwolf]

Gaius Maecenas | Rome | OTA

[smirkinbackground]

Crowley | Good Omens | OTA

[tendencytohiss]

Loki Laufeyjarson | Norse Mythology | OTA

[theliesmith]

Irene Adler | BBC Sherlock

[thedominatrix]

Hope this is all right?

[wealldosillythings]

[Molly's confused, for lack of a better term. Not complicated-math-confused, but the emotional kind. And she should NOT be feeling like this! Not about her roommate! Irene was a girl! Well, professionally, she was 'The Woman', but Molly tried not to think about how her roommate made a living; she had no problem with it, it was just never something she personally had an interest in.

Then again, she'd never had an interest in women, but sometimes in the middle of a conversation Molly found herself with a fluttery stomach, the sort of feeling she only got around men. Until now.]