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❛Maria Magdalena❜
06 March 2012 @ 08:59 am
It's a beautiful night  
the CROSSOVER marriage meme


Strike up the church bells! Flower girls, hold that train high! What a massive ring! And the groom's best friends might as well forgot about seeing him at all for the next few weeks, because that dude is busy.

Busy BEING MARRIED. Like you are, now. Congratulations! There's one hitch in your marital bliss, however. The person you're married to is not from the same canon as you are.


THE RULES:
1. Comment with your character (you might want to put your character's name, canon, and any prefs you have in the subject header).
2. Reply to other characters from different canons ICly.
3. Anyone you reply to is now.... YOUR SPOUSE.
4. Bicker, coo, argue about how the wedding went or how the divorce is going, be domestic, or enjoy the many pleasures of the marital bed!
5. Remember, no canonmates!



[meme wording shamelessly ganked from [community profile] the_love_hotel's married meme, but gen'd up and crossover element added.]
 
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bluh
06 March 2012 @ 03:43 pm
IC Anon questions meme  
IC Anon Questions Meme



What do you do?

1. Post with your character! Name and series go in the header.
If there are any types of questions you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT
to do, you may want to make an OOC note as well.

2. Go anon and ask other characters questions!
These questions can be anything; silly, serious, embarrassing or
whatever else you think of!

3. Go back and answer any questions you've received!

 
 
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06 March 2012 @ 05:11 pm
 
 The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme


The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Pick your own.

Idea taken from [info]waterpulses.
 
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you turn my ocean deepest blue
06 March 2012 @ 06:24 pm
 
So there's this meme you've really wanted to run, but you're afraid no one would be interested. Or maybe you have an idea and no time. All chatter about memes, past, present, and future, is welcome here!

Comment here about: memes you'd like to make, memes you'd like to see, suggestions, memes you want reposted, etc.
If it makes you more comfortable, you can comment anon. Just don't be a bag of dicks.
Have fun!
 
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kate denson.
06 March 2012 @ 06:47 pm
STRIFE.  
STRIFE!


➊ Comment with your character.
➋ Respond to someone else's character.
➌ YOU ARE NOW IN AN EPIC STRIFE! Your characters must now battle it out until someone kicks the bucket or they are too exhausted to go on. It can be a sparring match, and epic show down between enemies or maybe a petty spat between friends. Whatever it is, you are now battling TO THE DEATH! (Or until someone blacks out).
 
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The Meme Maid
06 March 2012 @ 10:30 pm
Now, for all your smutting needs...  
the inaugural meme at the new, all-smut/all-shipping meme community, [community profile] redlightstreet 
the smutty, romance-obsessed cousin of [community profile] bakerstreet 
 
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