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 The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme


The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Pick your own.

Idea taken from waterpulses.

Comments

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?)

[sheshipsit]

Rolled a 1-3

[heroiccia]

[America sat back down next to Portugal on the couch after having put the movie in.]

So how good is this one supposed to be?

demyx | kingdom hearts | ota (minus fisting)

[ninthserenade]

69 has enough numbers. This is a slew of 7 that laugh in the face of randomization.

[illicitresearch]

There, there...that wasn't so bad, was it?

[Stepping out of the corridor behind his day's charge, Zexion is brisk with satisfaction, and pleasantly surprised with the Nocturne's progress. It had taken some delicate steering, a slight employment of headgames in the heavy implication that unless he put in the earnest effort, he might be more beneficial to the Organization if left to the good Dr. Finkelstein's Labs.

You might say mission in Halloweentown went swimmingly well, after that.]

Certainly more effort than I was expecting from you, given your record.

[There was that close brush with a vampire or two, and the third they'd encountered in the final 'separated search' just before RTC had been the Lexicon's own copy, applied if only to give Demyx one last strong surge of jitters, so that he might learn to be thorough in the home stretch, even through nerves.

Zexion can still taste the metallic taint of blood on his mouth, tainted with a curiously brackish darkness. He sports a growing bruise beneath the shoulder of his coat, which had connected hard with the tuning pegs of the sitar. But that's only a minor bother.

The Grey Area is completely empty upon arrival, early. The Moogle's nowhere in sight. Not even Saix has wandered back in yet, to collect the first of the daily reports.

So Demyx may believe he's gotten off easy yet. But Zexion's mission is twofold today, and the more important part can be accomplished here in the comforts of home turf.]

I do believe you've even managed to break a sweat today.

[The schemer practically purrs with sleek approval on a long exhale, lingering behind his subordinate's shoulder and peering up at his brow.

And when was the last time that happened? Certainly not in some time since his recruitment, with Xigbar putting him through paces. Often enough that Saix had expressed some concerns in finding out what could possibly motivate their lackadaisical membership. Zexion had volunteered because he and Demyx were overdue a one-to-one chat anyway.]

I think while it's still fresh, we should review the high points of our success then, before retiring for recreation.

Amelia "Emily" Jones [America] | Hetalia | OTA

[floridaseceded]

5-4. i regret nothing

[fromseatoshiningsea]

[Alfred is unsure. Like, really unsure. If unsure wasn't spelled U-N-S-U-R-E, it'd be spelled A-L-F-R-D.

Er, A-L-F-R-E-D. He can't even spell his own name, that's how unsure he is.

Still, he and Amelia share land and people and so he's pretty sure there isn't anyone else in the world that knows him as well as she does, so he's gonna trust her.

He does trust her.

Pretty sure he trusts her...]

So it's like... plastic or somethin'?

Karina Lyle [Blue Rose] | Tiger & Bunny | OTA

[maybe_a_morning_glory]

Abel | Starfighter | m/m

[markednavigator]

America || Hetalia

[heroiccia]

Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]

Nick || Left 4 Dead || OTA

[chocolatehelicopter]

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ganymede | greek mythology | m/m

[hydrokhoos]

Niklaus | The Vampire Diaries | OTA

[justask]

Myrddin 'Merlin' Emrys | Arthuriana

[notakingstrophy]

loki laufeyson | thor

[traitors]

akiko ﾒ wolf guy — ookami no monshou

[assaulted]

sara ❍ power play

[fromthesky]

Nepeta Leijon | Aged Up to 18 | Homestuck

[arsenicpounce]

Arthur Conan Doyle | Kuroshitsuji

[misterwordsmith]

Harley Quinn | DCAU | OTA (Except bloodplay)

[harleyquinnade]

Roleplay 3

[humans_are_interesting]

[Being a demon who specialized in granting fantasies often came in handy. He could play the role of anyone he wished to, at any time. So when he saw a rather strangely dressed young woman break into a jewelry store at night, he decided to follow her back to her hideout. His clothes changed into that of a police officer as he opened her door.]

Ma'am, I'm afraid the jig is up. I highly doubt those jewels all belong to you.

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

Kiyoharu 'Shimba' Niiba ♥ Pink Sniper ♥ ota

[snipertarget]

Molly Hooper ¦ Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

[No bloodplay, Non-con, or fisting. Open to certain toys.]

1-3 -- how about some mutual masturbation?

[churchninja]

[Well, here they are. It's taken an awkward date full of self-conscious conversation and hesitant glances, but they've managed to find themselves back at her place, standing idle after he'd dared to instigate a timid kiss before making it through the door.

Abashed over his own behavior, he clears his throat and acts like he wants to excuse himself for the evening. He doesn't, though. The desire is there but it would be rude seeing how they've already discussed having tea—that is, if she'd even have him stay, now.

You see, he's never gone on a date before—not one without a chaperone, anyhow—and he's going into this blind. Although a goodnight kiss would be customary (on the hand, no less), it may have been better if he'd saved it for the end of the date...]

I—ah—I'm terribly sorry. That was very forward of me, wasn't it? Apologies, I should have asked your permission...

Thomas Barrow | Downton Abbey | M/M

[selfsuffice]

Zelos Wilder | Tales of Symphonia

[chosen_gigolo]

No Wedding Night, everything else is go

Seras Victoria || Hellsing || F/M (Post Canon)

[2ndhellsingpet]

Sam Winchester | Supernatural | Open to All

[exorcising]

Re: Sam Winchester | Supernatural | Open to All

[amelia_jones]

((Just decided to random this up, I hope that's okay.))

This sucked. Or didn't. Amelia was uncertain at this point in time. She was getting odd looks from passerby; after catching her reflection in the last storefront she could understand why. Her cheeks were flushed as she was sure the rest of her boy was, her long-lashed azure eyes overly bright and excited. At one point, she had been forced to wipe the drool at the corner of her mouth. If her expression did not scream "fuck me now please" she was positive her clothing did. She was wearing six-inch stiletto heeled shoes. They were absurd. They were ridiculous. She didn't buy these shoes to walk in. She bought these shoes to get fucked in. They were expensive fuck shoes, all part of the game.

This game, as she called it, was one that had been going on for over a century between her stupid brother and herself. It was an ever changing game of dare, of risk, whatever you wanted to call it. As each year passed, the dares got wilder, bolder. Neither one was willing to forfeit and declare the other the winner. This was her dare.

The shoes were elegant. They were shiny and black and had rounded, closed toes. They were simple, classic and sexy. She was wearing them with black opaque socks that ended just above the knee. The socks were smooth and she liked to run her hands up and down them. She wore a short black tennis style skirt. It was short, but had pleats that make it kick out. That meant that everyone could see the glorious expanse of white thigh between her knee socks and her short, short skirt. A tight white t-shirt completed this outrageous outfit.

Or rather, it would have. Amelia had one more accessory to go with this look. The thick, flesh colored butt-plug was held in by the thin string of her black thong. With each wobbly step the plug only further reinforced her misery. It turned her on but couldn't get her off. The dare was that she walk around a random city until a man picked her up. She could tease all she wanted, but he had to make the move. Amelia had passed many men, their eyes drawn to the expanse of her exposed thighs, to her rosy nipples that stood up clearly visible beneath the white of her shirt. Still, none approached her. This was ridiculous. Her pussy ached, swollen and needy as it soaked her thong. Soon everyone would see how wet she was as it threatened to dribble down her thighs. She was fucked. Or rather, needed to be.