✿ taiwan ✿
28 February 2012 @ 04:41 am


Sex is weird. You do what with that? And it goes where? Oh god, right there, right - ohgodnonotthere! Did you just - no, no, it's fine. Whatever. I'm tired anyway. You want to have sex WHERE?!

How It Works:
* Post.
* Pick or roll for your specifics. You don't have to roll for every category if you don't want; either pick the categories you want, or roll for the category and go from there.
* Enjoy the lols.
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The Meme Maid
28 February 2012 @ 01:12 pm
Baby, I Want You

(Random Smut Prompts)
1. Post as your characters (List any preferences you have!).
2. Others go to
RNG and roll 1-12 for a scenes then respond.
3. Feel free to make up your own scenes too!
4. Respect others' preferences!
5. Have fun!

01 † first time. Either you're literally a virgin or it's just the first time you've slept with this person. Either way, don't let any butterflies in your stomach stop you.
02 † while you were sleeping. Your lover looks so good right now, you can't even wait until they wake up to jump them. You decide to wake them up with a pleasant surprise.
03 † just an experimental game. This person isn't the type you'd normally sleep with either because of looks, personality, or gender, but you've decided to give them a try anyway.
04 † not my first choice. The person you're with right now is your absolute last choice, but they're there and they're willing to be used at least, maybe they're even letting you call them by your first choice name (willingly or not).
05 † need you back. You broke up, but that was a mistake. It's time to make things right and make love.
06 † tonight's the last night. Tonight is the last night you'll see each other for a long time, so make it count.
07 † meeting again. You've been separated for a long time because your partner had business or had to go underground running from the law (have fun, maybe you're sleeping with a ghost!) and now somehow you've wound up together again. Make it memorable.
08 † need you. You're desperate for the other, burning up for their touch. Neither of you can say no.
09 † rough. Whips, ropes, chains, or just good old fashioned angry sex.
10 † no is not an answer. Your partner isn't in the mood, but you are not going take no for an answer.
11 † break up. You're breaking up, but that doesn't mean you can't be together one last time for the road.
12 † accidents happen.
You tried to make everything perfect tonight, but unfortunately it's all going wrong. Laugh it off or get upset, how will you react?
 
 
fleet proxes
28 February 2012 @ 02:32 pm
picture of a slender blonde woman in lacy white underwear. her face isn't visible but she is lying on white sheets and using a macbook computer.
T H E   C Y B E R S E X   M E M E
So not every steamy encounter happens in person. Whether it's via the internet, a cellphone, one of those communicators that nearly every game has, or some other messaging device, your characters' hook-ups are about to go cyber. Post a blank comment with your character name and fandom in the subject, invent a screen name, roll up an RNG, pick the number you like best or just go with your own scenario!

RNG options )
 
 
bluh
28 February 2012 @ 03:35 pm
the ICON SPAM meme




How it works!

♦Post with your character!
name and series and all that jazz, you know the drill
♦Reply to OTHER characters!

...

So what's the catch?

You can only use ICONS.

So when you reply to someone else, use an icon that looks like
an appropriate response to the expression that the other person's
icon shows!
 
 
❛Maria Magdalena❜
28 February 2012 @ 07:08 pm
 
The FAMILY Meme
How does it work? Simple! Choose a relationship (or roll for one, if it suits your fancy), and then RNG for a situation! That, or just go straight for whatever situation appeals to you. These are all fairly vague: just something to start you off! 


Parent-Child

     1. Rock-a-Bye How do you get a fussy child to sleep? Read them a story, sing them a lullaby, or just let them stay up until they exhaust themselves? Whatever the choice, it is time for bed. 

     2. For The First Time You've never met this person in your life, but it turns out they're one of the two reasons you exist. Maybe they walked out when you were young. Maybe they never knew you were born. Whatever the reason, it is now time to meet them. 

     3. Past Midnight That curfew was set for a reason. Now it's two AM, and your kid is just now dragging in. Maybe they're drunk. Or got into a fight. Or just had way too much fun snogging their new love interest. It's time for them to face the music. 

     4. New Home It's the first day of your new life together, as parent and child. Whether it's through adoption, a basket on the front steps, or a wish come true, both of you are going to have to learn to take your steps together. 

     5. Holiday It could be Christmas, Easter, or just a birthday, but it is time to celebrate! Get together for some good old-fashioned family fun. 

     6.Take To Work Day What your parents do for a living is the quickest thing that can turn a kid from boring to the coolest on the block. So whatever the job, from accountant to zookeeper, go to work!

     7. You're Not My Real Dad Being a step-parent (or step-child, for that matter) can be tough. Problem is, you're stuck with each other. So whether you're yelling or just having an awkward conversation, it is time to work things out. 

     8. Unexpected Guardian So you're not the parenting type. Too bad. Situation calls for someone to step up to the plate and look out for this kid, and you're the only one near base. Have fun with that. 



Siblings

     1. Protective Big Sibling Okay, look. No one gets to mess with your sibling but you. Your little brother or sister is in trouble; let them know you're going to be the one to take care of it. 

     2. Ruining The Night So your sibling has a hot date. You know what that calls for? Making their lives a living hell. 

     3. Newcomer Who is this new kid in your house? Your family has adopted, and now you have to call this stranger family. Welcome them into the house, or let them know how much they aren't wanted. 

     4. Blood Brothers So maybe you aren't really related to this person. That doesn't matter. You're going to change that, right now. In this moment, you will become family. Nothing can break this bond. 

     5. Middle of the Night It's the middle of the night. Your car is broken down, or you're drunk, or you need bailed out, or you just got beat up, or someone just broke up with you. Whatever just happened, it's time to call your sibling and hope they can bail you out. 

     6. Sibling Rivalry Nobody understands what jerks siblings can be! Always in your stuff, messing up your relationships, getting in your way -- it's time for an all out brawl, whether that means yelling, pranking, or fists flying. 

     7. Long-Lost Maybe you've heard of this person. Or maybe they are entirely new to you. However, you've gotten the information that you're more than strangers: you're family. Welcome to each other's lives. 

     8. All Alone Once your family was whole. Or maybe it never truly was. Whatever the case, the world is a big, dangerous place, and you've only got one person left to rely on: your sibling. 




Uncle/Aunt-Niece/Nephew

     1. Sent Away There's something bad going on at home, and you've been sent away to "safety." Problem is, how safe is this relative really? Are they the kooky, cool kind of Aunt, or are they a crazed Uncle after your fortune? Time to find out. 

     2. Taking You In Something's happened to your niece/nephew's parents, and it's time to step up and do your family duty. They've got nowhere else to go, after all. 

     3. The One We Don't Talk About So maybe the family is a little bit...ashamed of you. You're a bit mad, or you've done something they just don't like. Yet you want to be part of your niece/nephew's life, and whatever their parents say, you'll find a way. 

     4. Grand Adventure Maybe you came out of nowhere, or maybe you've just been keeping secrets. But you aren't an ordinary aunt/uncle, and it's time to take your niece or nephew on a very wild ride. 

     5. Like A Parent To Me Sure, you have parents, but this person is who your parents should be like -- or maybe who you feel should be your parent in the first place. Let them know how you feel about them. 

     6. Don't Tell Mom Aunts and Uncles have special qualities. Like, sometimes, being a bit more lenient than Mom and Dad might be. So you have a, er, sensitive problem? It's time to run to them. 



In A Relationship

     1. New Baby On The Way The panicking is already over, but there are still preparations to be made. Maybe you need to set up the nursery, or you've got the best idea for your soon-to-be child's name. 

     2. Romeo & Juliet You love this person. Perhaps more than life itself. But it is time to break the bad news: your family will never approve. 

     3. I Think I Might Be Pregnant Somehow, you are pregnant. And you think you know who the father is...time to break the news. 

     4. While You Were Away You've been gone years, only to come back and find your beloved has a child...with your eyes. 


Other
     Of course, you are free to make up your own scenario, or do a relationship not done here! "
 
 
The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
28 February 2012 @ 08:09 pm
The Puella Magi Madoka Magica Meme
(A joint creation by Claire and Courtney)

Image: Kyuubey, a white almost catlike creature with large, frightening red eyes, staring at the viewer.
"Make a contract with me, and become a Puella Magi!"


After being approached by the strange creature, you made a contract with him and became a magical girl—a Puella Magi (or Puer for the guys). In exchange for having one wish granted, you must fight witches and collect Grief Seeds in order to keep your Soul Gem bright and clean!
But witch hunting is dangerous work -- do you have what it takes to walk the path of a Puella Magi?

Prompts contain major series spoilers!
It is suggested that you don't look at them or the comments if you aren't familiar with the series, as any spoilers will greatly reduce your enjoyment of the series.


> Post with your character and fandom (and optionally, any preferences) in the subject line.
> Choose or roll a prompt, or make up your own scenario, and reply to others.
> ???
> Profit!

1. Teamwork, go! You've got another Magi at your side and the two of you are working together to fight this witch!

2. Oh, err... you've stumbled into another Puella Magi's territory and they're not happy about it. Get your dukes up and prepare to fight!

3. You're a newbie Puella Magi trying to find your way in the world. Lucky you've got a mentor who can teach you how it goes!

4. One minute everything's good and normal and suddenly the whole world is topsy-turvy—the fact that you're just a regular (and probably very confused) person isn't helping this whole trapped-in-a-witch-barrier situation you've found yourself stuck in at all, and you'd probably be toast if there wasn't this Magi here saving your butt!

5. You didn't think that things could be so serious, so hard in the life of a Magi—not until you both just had to watch a friend's gruesome death at the hands of a witch. What are you going to do now?

6. The awful truth has made itself known. You have discovered, in some way or another, that your Soul Gem actually contains your soul and now your body is little more than a meat puppet. It's okay to cry.

7. This is it; the end. You or your friend have fallen into despair and the awful truth has made itself known—Puella Magi mature into witches. You have become a witch.

8. You may have heard stories of this witch but never thought it could be so powerful. The Walpurgis Night is here and devastating your city, and you are the one who has to stop it.
 
 
arthur
28 February 2012 @ 09:54 pm
 
  7 minutes in heaven.
1. Make a comment with your character
2. Comment to other threads
3. Your characters may know what they were locked in the closet for. If they don't there will be a note on the door
4. The door will not open until the characters have made out for 7 minutes (7 comments each for a total of 14). Could me less if you wish, could be more
 
 
Zidane Tribal
28 February 2012 @ 11:19 pm
SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.




...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.