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[fleetfoxes]

T H E   C Y B E R S E X   M E M E

So not every steamy encounter happens in person. Whether it's via the internet, a cellphone, one of those communicators that nearly every game has, or some other messaging device, your characters' hook-ups are about to go cyber. Post a blank comment with your character name and fandom in the subject, invent a screen name, roll up an RNG, pick the number you like best or just go with your own scenario! o1 ► A N O N Y M O U S   T E X T   C H A T You don't know this person's real name or face. You've seen them around an adult website and just gotten up the courage to IM their screen name for some steamy chat. All you know is; you both want the same thing. o2 ► M I S T A K E N   I D E N T I T Y You've just decided to chat with that familiar screen-name, and for whatever reason you start the conversation off with something dirty. But whoops, whether it's a spelling error in the username or an accidental mis-click, they have no idea who the hell you are... o3 ► L O N G   D I S T A N C E   R E L A T I O N S H I P Maybe you've been separated by business or family, or perhaps you've never met in real life. Whatever the reason, you've gone way too long without getting to touch this person, so maybe it's time to tell them all the things you're going to do the moment you see them in person. o4 ► S P I C I N G   U P   T H E   R E L A T I O N S H I P So maybe it's only been an hour since you saw the person, but it's time to try something new to add to your sex life! Starting with some playful description of just how little you're wearing — hope their boss doesn't monitor their computer time. o5 ► A L L   I N   A   D A Y ' S   W O R K Better watch that clock; the person you're messaging charges $2.99 an hour so together you can talk through your most explicit fantasies. But who's really on the other side of that screen? o6 ► S E A L E D   W I T H   A   K I S S Maybe you don't feel like AUing your character just so they know what an iPhone is. Before the internet, people still wrote dirty things to each other — it just wasn't quite so instantaneous. You're writing a long, lascivious letter to someone, and with any luck you might just get one back. Or even better — they'll come for a visit and you can fulfill all your dirty promises. o7 ► A N Y T H I N G   G O E S Got a better idea? Want a combination or variation? Hate RNGs? It's your meme — go crazy. Quick and dirty 'text' font: <tt> TEXT HERE </tt> Or some IMing html for copypasta: <blockquote><div style="font-family: 'Courier New';"><strong>CHARSCREENNAME:</strong> BLAH BLAH BLAH <strong>CHARSCREENNAME:</strong> BLAH BLAH BLAH</div></blockquote>

Comments

Jaime Lannister | ASOIAF | open to all | no 1 or 5, plz

[slayedaking]

((let's just go with the "there's a game and they have a communicator thing" idea <3))

[cassielschoice]

Where are you and what are you doing?

Sidonie de la Courcel | Kushiel's Legacy | open to all | no 1 or 5

[alwaysandalways]

Joy Stratford | OC | men only

[bottlefairy]

Hannibal King | Blade: Trinity | women only

[fuckinghannibalking]

Santana Lopez | Glee | women only

[limaheightsadjacent]

1.

[ex_striking429]

TheWoman: You are in a bar. Something upper-class, something adult, all furnished in burgundy and dark leather. It's low-lit and smells like sex and money, and you can hear some music in the distance; classical, with strings. You can't place it.
TheWoman: You are wearing an outfit that makes you feel powerful, but also comfortable.
TheWoman: Tell me what you are wearing.

Jaime Lannister | ASOIAF AU | men preferred

[princetonprince]

Spike | BtVS/AtS

[bigbad]

I'M SORRY

[ex_wells219]

Spike!!!
Have you had a chance to look over that website I sent you?
I think you'll find despite the obvious copyright infringement, it's an excellent example of the way aggressive male interactions can be layered with subtext.
I also BCC:d Angel, but he hasn't replied.
Is the W&H server down? If you need a spell to boost your IP bandwidth, I know a guy.
Just incidentally, cause um that's not my thing anymore.
The technomagicks.
Now I'm all about the Watchering.
Just watching all the young women do their thing.
Um
Are you there????

Max Black | 2 Broke Girls | men only

[thewaitress]

the snark-pocalypse may be upon us. 2.

[electricjesus]

[He texts the wrong number.]

If you can find me replacement wiring with the appropriate conductivity I will hold you down and do things to you that will make you forget your own name.

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

04 i hope this is okay

[winger]

i just told someone the pool is on our SECOND campus. in columbus. with any luck, they'll get there in a few hours and we'll both have a story to tell the grandkids. so obviously, this was a productive morning for me-- what do you say we celebrate with a little phone sex to round things out.

Sylvia Holmes - 221 - OTA

[preferstextualcontact]

02

[mutebutton]

[ This is what she gets for not looking at the chat window while she's already typing. She hasn't really gotten the hang of doing it without looking at the keyboard yet. ]

nyctriage:the way I see it, it's a barter system. you take me to eat at a place that isn't mobile, I'll take off my shirt.

C.C. | Code Geass | F/M

[ensuringly]

Irene Adler | Sherlock

[ex_striking429]

[consulting]

[ He's somehow gotten into your laptop Irene and modified it so that every message plays the sound of Sherlock gasping. There's another inappropriate noise played when you click My Documents, but he's not sure if you've noticed that yet. ]

Bored.

Merlin | Merlin (Modern AU)

[busy]

4?

[ex_important591]

Merlin.
Merlin.
Merlin.
Why are you signed into gtalk?
Shouldn't you be doing your job?
Merrrrrrliiiiinnnnnnn.

Sheldon Cooper | The Big Bang Theory

[ex_phd471]

01 - I feel like I should apologize

[preferstextualcontact]

hdeduction: Never seen your name here before. New?

Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[drywall]

[ be prepared to explain every goddamn thing to him ]

Apollo | Olimpos

[hover]

YourGod is typing...

APOLLO. 7 so let's go with prank by a certain bratty prince.

[greedofvaria]

topillusions is typing...

Could you repeat that? It didn't send.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | OTA (for the lulz)

[edgar_roni]

Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]

Alex Jansen // OC // OTA

[alonewillsing]

Maddie Graham | OC | OTA

[bestintention]

Will Vaughn / OC / OTA

[nvrbelieveagain]

Yugi | Yu-Gi-Oh | OTA

[minigoff]

[WHOOPS, HOW DID YUGI ACCIDENTALLY END UP iN THIS ANONYMOUS BONDAGE CHAT... or whatever you want to do.]

Commander Shepard | Mass Effect 1 & 2 - OTA

[renegadesniper]

Oh good lord. I'm so tempted...

[spacesamurai]

Remus Lupin I HP

[hatesthemoon]

[alwaysimpure]

IT TAKES FOREVER TO TYPE ANYTHING

WHY CAN'T WE USE QUILLS? QUILLS ARE SENSIBLE

BOXES ARE NOT

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS IS SEXY

Blaine Anderson| glee

[cangetsolos]