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[fleetfoxes]

T H E   C Y B E R S E X   M E M E

So not every steamy encounter happens in person. Whether it's via the internet, a cellphone, one of those communicators that nearly every game has, or some other messaging device, your characters' hook-ups are about to go cyber. Post a blank comment with your character name and fandom in the subject, invent a screen name, roll up an RNG, pick the number you like best or just go with your own scenario! o1 ► A N O N Y M O U S   T E X T   C H A T You don't know this person's real name or face. You've seen them around an adult website and just gotten up the courage to IM their screen name for some steamy chat. All you know is; you both want the same thing. o2 ► M I S T A K E N   I D E N T I T Y You've just decided to chat with that familiar screen-name, and for whatever reason you start the conversation off with something dirty. But whoops, whether it's a spelling error in the username or an accidental mis-click, they have no idea who the hell you are... o3 ► L O N G   D I S T A N C E   R E L A T I O N S H I P Maybe you've been separated by business or family, or perhaps you've never met in real life. Whatever the reason, you've gone way too long without getting to touch this person, so maybe it's time to tell them all the things you're going to do the moment you see them in person. o4 ► S P I C I N G   U P   T H E   R E L A T I O N S H I P So maybe it's only been an hour since you saw the person, but it's time to try something new to add to your sex life! Starting with some playful description of just how little you're wearing — hope their boss doesn't monitor their computer time. o5 ► A L L   I N   A   D A Y ' S   W O R K Better watch that clock; the person you're messaging charges $2.99 an hour so together you can talk through your most explicit fantasies. But who's really on the other side of that screen? o6 ► S E A L E D   W I T H   A   K I S S Maybe you don't feel like AUing your character just so they know what an iPhone is. Before the internet, people still wrote dirty things to each other — it just wasn't quite so instantaneous. You're writing a long, lascivious letter to someone, and with any luck you might just get one back. Or even better — they'll come for a visit and you can fulfill all your dirty promises. o7 ► A N Y T H I N G   G O E S Got a better idea? Want a combination or variation? Hate RNGs? It's your meme — go crazy. Quick and dirty 'text' font: <tt> TEXT HERE </tt> Or some IMing html for copypasta: <blockquote><div style="font-family: 'Courier New';"><strong>CHARSCREENNAME:</strong> BLAH BLAH BLAH <strong>CHARSCREENNAME:</strong> BLAH BLAH BLAH</div></blockquote>

Comments

[slay]

(1/2)
Oh.

(2/2)
So all lack of sexiness considered this would be a thing I should not keep trying to do, huh.

[bigbad]

(1/4)
Like hell. If this was just about getting off, I could get something from Anya's store. What I get from you is so much better.

(2/4)
Your little tangents, how you point out the bits that don't make sense... it sounds like you in all the best ways.

(3/4)
Makes me fall in love all over again. And that's a hell of a lot sexier than the run-of-the-mill boring stuff.

(4/4)
So come on, love. Lick me all over. Please.

[slay]

(1/3)
I lo- So not the thing to say to get me to keep up with bondage fun time. Great big sap.

(2/3)
I wish you were here. Or me there. I don't care which, really. There would probably make for less awkward with Ani.

(3/3)
I want you to be able to hold me. Want to feel you beside me. ... Or, inside me. Definitely not ruling that out. Just no duck tape.

[bigbad]

(1/2)
I take it all back. You're perfect at this.

(2/3)
I miss you so much, love. When you get back I won't let you out of my sight for a week. It'll be like the trip to Mon Cal, only we'll want it this time.

[slay]

I won't let you out of my bed for a week. Which I don't recall being a feature of the trip to Mon Cal.

[bigbad]

So this'll be much, much better. And we'll have to shag twice as much to make up for all the time we've missed.

[slay]

You sure you can handle that? I have a feeling I could wear you out pretty fast.

[bigbad]

(1/2)
Oh, pet. You're going to love shagging me.

(2/2)
You might be able to wear out most men, but I can keep up. Vampire constitution. We're not stopping until you're thoroughly satisfied.

[slays]

(1/3)
Oh, please. Vampire constitution? I'm the Slayer.

(2/3)
You might be able to keep up with most girls, vampires maybe, but my stamina leaves your vampire constitution in the dust.

(3/3)
And just so we're clear, dust was a pun.

[bigbad]

(1/3)
I got it.

(2/3)
...do you really want to win this race? Cause the prize is going to bed wanting more.

(3/3)
Also, I can keep up. I know from experience.

[slays]

(1/2)
Well, maybe I was going easy on you.

(2/2)
And hey, just because I could go longer doesn't mean I'll want to or not be happy if we don't. I'm endure-o-girl, doesn't mean I'm some freaky sex-crazed nympho ho.

[bigbad]

(1/2)
Easy? No, never. We weren't really about easy. But that's not what we're doing now. We could go slow.

(2/2)
Just so long as I'm better than your exes.

[slays]

(1/6)
No comment.

(2/6)
We can do slow. I could kiss your neck. Suck it a little. I bet I could leave a mark. All the while my hand's getting friendly with your [ . . . ] penis. But just my hand.

(3/6)
God that just sounds silly.

(4/6)
I could tease you by just lightly touching your dick.

(5/6)
And that's not sexy at all. That's just way too blunt to even remotely hit sexy. This is hard.

(6/6)
Ha. Hard.

[bigbad]

(1/2)
You sound great, love. Stop worrying.

(2/2)
It'd feel bloody nice, even if I want more. But two can tease. I'm not touching your cunny at all. Feeling that nice, firm ass of yours, never getting more than close to giving you what you want.

[slay]

(1/3)
Like that'd last long. Two weeks, you'd want to touch me just as bad as I want you to.

(2/3)
And if you only touched my butt, you wouldn't get to know how wet for you I am. I want you. Wanna feel you touching me. Wish you were here now.

(3/3)
I know you said it's not just about that. But, are you? Getting off?

[bigbad]

(1/3)
Haven't yet, but I'm very hard. Just picturing your hand on me's gotten me hot.

(2/3)
And you're right. Won't last very long at all. Wish I could touch you now. Are you really wet now?

(3/3)
And I'd still go slow, even as I'm sliding my finger inside you. Want to savour this.

[slays]

(1/4)
Wetter than the splash zone at Sea World.

(2/4)
That was really un-sexy. I'm sorry. I take it back. I'm just - Yes. Wet. Muchly. Without Shamu mental images.

(3/4)
Wet enough that just your finger isn't enough. I wish I could be there to get you hotter. I want to feel you, to get you off.

(4/4)
Touch yourself. Pretend like it's my hand. Go slow at first, I need to get a feel for you. All the way up and all the way down.

[bigbad]

(1/3)
God, you're adorable.

(2/3)
My hand doesn't feel like yours. But I've got my eyes closed and I can picture you here. I'm so hard, love.

(3/3)
Are you wearing anything?

[slays]

(1/5)
Well, no duh. That's why they call it pretending.

(2/5)
T-shirt. Panties. Pink ones, with polka dots.

(3/5)
They're sexier than they sound.

(4/5)
Forget I sent that. Sexy lingerie. With the stockings and the high heels and the garters and the lace and everything.

(5/5)
Because among all the things I've learned in Jedi training, I also found time to learn how garters work.

[bigbad]

(1/4)
I hope you're not too fond of them, because I'd tear them right off if I were there. I'd be too impatient to pull them off.

(2/4)
Then I'd stop teasing. I'd get down on my knees and feast.

(3/4)
Can you feel me there, love? I'm clutching your bum to pull you closer while I lick you out.

(4/4)
Touch yourself for me.

[slays]

(1/3)
Took them off. Shirt too. I'm just laying naked on the top of the sheets, rubbing myself, pretending my fingers are your tongue. Your lips. Your teeth.

(2/3)
I want you. I want you to see how hot and wet I am down there. How hot you make me. Taste me.

(3/3)
Tell me how you're touching yourself, how it feels. I wish I could help. I'd use my tongue, my mouth. Would you like that?

[bigbad]

(1/4)
I'd love it. Got my hands on my prick right now. It's so hard, love. And already dripping.

(2/4)
I'd get tired of all the foreplay pretty quick. It's been so long, you know. And though I love taking my time with you... we can save it for round two.

(3/4)
There will be a round two, of course. Probably three and four, too. After that, it'll get harder to count.

(4/4)
Anyway, I'll pull you up. Kiss you tenderly while my cock's pushing up against you. Not penetrating or anything, not yet, just there. Where you can feel it.

[slays]

(1/3)
I can feel it, Spike. I can feel it, and I want it. I want to feel you inside of me. All the way in so I can squeeze you til you pop.

(2/3)
Please. Make love to me and never stop.

(3/3)
Well, okay, maybe occasionally to, you know, breathe. Eat. Shower. Actually maybe not stop to shower ... Keep going to shower, though.

[bigbad]

(1/2)
Won't take much. You've got me wound up good and proper. And you can squeeze harder than any other woman I've ever met.

(2/2)
I don't need to breathe, you know. It'll make showers interesting.

[slays]

Really? I had no idea vampires didn't need to breathe. Thank you, Spike.