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[fleetfoxes]

T H E   C Y B E R S E X   M E M E

So not every steamy encounter happens in person. Whether it's via the internet, a cellphone, one of those communicators that nearly every game has, or some other messaging device, your characters' hook-ups are about to go cyber. Post a blank comment with your character name and fandom in the subject, invent a screen name, roll up an RNG, pick the number you like best or just go with your own scenario! o1 ► A N O N Y M O U S   T E X T   C H A T You don't know this person's real name or face. You've seen them around an adult website and just gotten up the courage to IM their screen name for some steamy chat. All you know is; you both want the same thing. o2 ► M I S T A K E N   I D E N T I T Y You've just decided to chat with that familiar screen-name, and for whatever reason you start the conversation off with something dirty. But whoops, whether it's a spelling error in the username or an accidental mis-click, they have no idea who the hell you are... o3 ► L O N G   D I S T A N C E   R E L A T I O N S H I P Maybe you've been separated by business or family, or perhaps you've never met in real life. Whatever the reason, you've gone way too long without getting to touch this person, so maybe it's time to tell them all the things you're going to do the moment you see them in person. o4 ► S P I C I N G   U P   T H E   R E L A T I O N S H I P So maybe it's only been an hour since you saw the person, but it's time to try something new to add to your sex life! Starting with some playful description of just how little you're wearing — hope their boss doesn't monitor their computer time. o5 ► A L L   I N   A   D A Y ' S   W O R K Better watch that clock; the person you're messaging charges $2.99 an hour so together you can talk through your most explicit fantasies. But who's really on the other side of that screen? o6 ► S E A L E D   W I T H   A   K I S S Maybe you don't feel like AUing your character just so they know what an iPhone is. Before the internet, people still wrote dirty things to each other — it just wasn't quite so instantaneous. You're writing a long, lascivious letter to someone, and with any luck you might just get one back. Or even better — they'll come for a visit and you can fulfill all your dirty promises. o7 ► A N Y T H I N G   G O E S Got a better idea? Want a combination or variation? Hate RNGs? It's your meme — go crazy. Quick and dirty 'text' font: <tt> TEXT HERE </tt> Or some IMing html for copypasta: <blockquote><div style="font-family: 'Courier New';"><strong>CHARSCREENNAME:</strong> BLAH BLAH BLAH <strong>CHARSCREENNAME:</strong> BLAH BLAH BLAH</div></blockquote>

Comments

Jaime Lannister | ASOIAF | open to all | no 1 or 5, plz

[slayedaking]

((let's just go with the "there's a game and they have a communicator thing" idea <3))

Sidonie de la Courcel | Kushiel's Legacy | open to all | no 1 or 5

[alwaysandalways]

Joy Stratford | OC | men only

[bottlefairy]

Hannibal King | Blade: Trinity | women only

[fuckinghannibalking]

Santana Lopez | Glee | women only

[limaheightsadjacent]

Jaime Lannister | ASOIAF AU | men preferred

[princetonprince]

Spike | BtVS/AtS

[bigbad]

Max Black | 2 Broke Girls | men only

[thewaitress]

[cassielschoice]

Where are you and what are you doing?

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Sylvia Holmes - 221 - OTA

[preferstextualcontact]

C.C. | Code Geass | F/M

[ensuringly]

Irene Adler | Sherlock

[ex_striking429]

Merlin | Merlin (Modern AU)

[busy]

Sheldon Cooper | The Big Bang Theory

[ex_phd471]

Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[drywall]

[ be prepared to explain every goddamn thing to him ]

Apollo | Olimpos

[hover]

YourGod is typing...

[slayedaking]

At the brothel. Guarding whores. Why?

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | OTA (for the lulz)

[edgar_roni]

[cassielschoice]

I'm sure you'd rather be fucking them, hm?

[Blatant lies, always fun.]

4?

[ex_important591]

Merlin.
Merlin.
Merlin.
Why are you signed into gtalk?
Shouldn't you be doing your job?
Merrrrrrliiiiinnnnnnn.

APOLLO. 7 so let's go with prank by a certain bratty prince.

[greedofvaria]

topillusions is typing...

Could you repeat that? It didn't send.

[slayedaking]

[What the hell are you up to?]

Not in the slightest.

[cassielschoice]

You would say that. You wouldn't want to get strangled again... no, actually, perhaps you would.

[Who knows. Fucking with you?]

Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]