So not every steamy encounter happens in person. Whether it's via the internet, a cellphone, one of those communicators that nearly every game has, or some other messaging device, your characters' hook-ups are about to go cyber. Post a blank comment with your character name and fandom in the subject, invent a screen name, roll up an RNG, pick the number you like best or just go with your own scenario!
o1 ► A N O N Y M O U S T E X T C H A T You don't know this person's real name or face. You've seen them around an adult website and just gotten up the courage to IM their screen name for some steamy chat. All you know is; you both want the same thing.
o2 ► M I S T A K E N I D E N T I T Y You've just decided to chat with that familiar screen-name, and for whatever reason you start the conversation off with something dirty. But whoops, whether it's a spelling error in the username or an accidental mis-click, they have no idea who the hell you are...
o3 ► L O N G D I S T A N C E R E L A T I O N S H I P Maybe you've been separated by business or family, or perhaps you've never met in real life. Whatever the reason, you've gone way too long without getting to touch this person, so maybe it's time to tell them all the things you're going to do the moment you see them in person.
o4 ► S P I C I N G U P T H E R E L A T I O N S H I P So maybe it's only been an hour since you saw the person, but it's time to try something new to add to your sex life! Starting with some playful description of just how little you're wearing — hope their boss doesn't monitor their computer time.
o5 ► A L L I N A D A Y ' S W O R K Better watch that clock; the person you're messaging charges $2.99 an hour so together you can talk through your most explicit fantasies. But who's really on the other side of that screen?
o6 ► S E A L E D W I T H A K I S S Maybe you don't feel like AUing your character just so they know what an iPhone is. Before the internet, people still wrote dirty things to each other — it just wasn't quite so instantaneous. You're writing a long, lascivious letter to someone, and with any luck you might just get one back. Or even better — they'll come for a visit and you can fulfill all your dirty promises.
o7 ► A N Y T H I N G G O E S Got a better idea? Want a combination or variation? Hate RNGs? It's your meme — go crazy.
(1/2) You might feel some pressure. Don't worry, that's normal. Just pound - err apply - as necessary until it's relieved, and the swelling should go down pretty quick.
(2/2) And if it doesn't, you could always come back for another treatment.
(2/2) She's beautiful. Gorgeous blond hair that would make a shampoo commercial girl jealous. A smile that nights up the room. And that body... getting me all hot again just thinking about it.
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bakerstreet2012-02-28 02:32 pm
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Medicine's advanced quite a bit, hasn't it? That ointment looks good. Just the thing to help me get better.
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I imagine I'd have to apply a lot, hmm? Go in and out a few times?
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Lots of times. I'll pound into you good and proper, pet.
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I mean, got to get that *ointment* all over me. Can't be too careful.
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You might feel some pressure. Don't worry, that's normal. Just pound - err apply - as necessary until it's relieved, and the swelling should go down pretty quick.
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And if it doesn't, you could always come back for another treatment.
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I'm sure I can work something out.
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Maybe you should tell me more about the girl. You know, the stunning and sexy one. Might be she's the only real cure.
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Oh, you'd like her.
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She's beautiful. Gorgeous blond hair that would make a shampoo commercial girl jealous. A smile that nights up the room. And that body... getting me all hot again just thinking about it.
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You say it plenty.
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I should probably get some sleep.
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Good idea. Got all that Jedi stuff to work on soon, right? Out to rest up so you don't fall asleep during all that meditating.
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Sleep well, beautiful.