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17 January 2012 @ 08:23 am
 
The (Horrible) Pick Up Line Meme


So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper.

However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that.

Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how it works


  1. Post with a character, putting name and fandom in the subject line.
  2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
  3. Character reactions can be either:

    • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
    • /equally horrible pick up line

    or whatever the player feels up to doing.
  4. If you're out of ideas, check this site out.
  5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.
(Taken from [info]kittieboom)
 
 
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The LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT Meme
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The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
17 January 2012 @ 06:50 pm
The Awkward Sex Meme



Sex is weird. You do what with that? And it goes where? Oh god, right there, right - ohgodnonotthere! Did you just - no, no, it's fine. Whatever. I'm tired anyway. You want to have sex WHERE?!

How It Works:
* Post.
* Pick or roll for your specifics. You don't have to roll for every category if you don't want; either pick the categories you want, or roll for the category and go from there.
* Enjoy the lols.

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DON'T PUT WEIRD THINGS IN THERE! )
 
 
The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
17 January 2012 @ 06:52 pm
the ROAD TRIP meme

You know who likes a good road trip? Everyone likes a good road trip! So aren't you glad you get to go on one now? Of course you are.


How it works:
1.
Post with your character, with their name | canon and any preferences in the subject line
2. Someone else tags you. Congratulations, those characters are now on a road trip together! To where? Who cares! We only care about the journey here
3. Go to the RNG and get a random number between 1 and 15 to pick your scenario, or combine numbers or make up your own
4. ???
5. ROAD TRIP STYLED PROFIT!


Scenarios:
1: LOST
You should have made a left toin at Albuquerque, or maybe you've been holding the map upside down this whole time! Whatever it is, you're hopelessly LOST. Will you make it back on the path to your destination, or will you find a new adventure? Try not to open any hatches.

2: Tourist Trap Okay, you're all for seeing the sights, but World's Biggest Doorstopper? World's Smallest Chicken? World's Noisiest Whistle? Do we really have to stop here, too?

3: Car Trouble Maybe you got a flat tire. Maybe your engine's stalled. Or maybe you just overestimated how far you could get on a half tank of gas. Either way, you're broke down on the side of the road and the nearest station is miles away; better get behind it and push!

4: Bad Weather Driving in the rain? No problem. Driving in torrential downpours or a blinding blizzard? Big problem! Better find a way to get out of the storm fast!

5: When Ya Gotta Go... Didn't I tell you to go before we left? Well, even if you did, maybe you shouldn't have had that 44 ounce Super Big Gulp, because there's not another rest stop for miles. Maybe you can find an empty bottle in the back...

6: Road Delays Stuck in traffic? Stuck at road construction? Stuck in a funeral procession? Bridge out? Whatever it is, it's blocking your way. Do you wait patiently, or maybe find your own way around it.

7: Smokey and the Bandit Oh no, those blue lights behind you can't be good. Maybe you should just pull over and accept your speeding ticket like a decent citizen. Or, maybe you should floor it. High speed chase anyone?

8: Night Driving You decided to drive through the night, and now it's one AM and you're all out of coffee. Wake up a friend and make them help you stay awake; falling asleep at the wheel is dangerous!

9: Ghost Town Boy, this town sure is quiet. And... kind of creepy. Oh God, did something in those corn rows just move? I hear banjo music; DRIVE FASTER!

10: Roadkill Good going, you hit an animal. I sure hope you feel good about yourself. Now you've killed the poor- oh, it's still moving? What do we do now!?
      10a: The I Know What You Did Last Summer Edition That animal you hit was a little more human than you care for... oh          dear...

11: ROAD RAGE That jerk cut me off! How dare he!? I'll make him pay! Or maybe you cut off a less-than-friendly driver of your own, and now he's after you...

12: Carjacked Awww, that was a good lunch. ...Wait, I know this is where we parked... Dude, where's the car!?!?

13: Hitchhiking Who said you needed a car for a road trip? Stick that thumb out and catch a ride where you're going. Maybe you and a buddy are chillin' with the pigs in a trailer, or maybe that nice looking hitchhiker you picked up down the road is not as nice as you thought...

14: Fantasy Car Roads? Where you're going, you don't need roads. If you're in Doc's DeLorean, anyway. Or maybe the car is really Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Or a spy car. Or the Batmobile. Or a Transformer! Whatever it is, this car is NOT normal.

15: Are We There Yet? Roller's choice! Pick your favorite option, or two, or three, or just roll with whatever feels right!
 
 
Current Location: Just posting some backed up meme requests! Just two more.
 
 
The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
17 January 2012 @ 06:54 pm
Caught In The Act Meme

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply
* Pick a reaction from the list below.
* PROFIT!

REACTIONS:


 
When I think about you, I touch myself~ )
 
 
The Meme Sock -- THE SOCK OF DREAMS
17 January 2012 @ 06:56 pm
cupcake swap, BEFORE photo
the cupcake meme


oo1. comment with your characters
     make sure to put names, series, & preferences somewhere!
     you can use < ! > sans the spaces to make the comment "blank"
oo2. reply to others in character
oo3. use the rng and enter 1-15
oo4. play out what happens—anything goes!
oo5. profit?
oo6. why yes, i've been watching cupcake wars


prompts

one → raspberry champagne it's time to celebrate! whether it's the new years or your birthday, you're in the mood to party and spread some cheer! might want to make sure not to eat too much of the frosting.

two → chocolate cinnamon oh la la. you're feeling rather spicy and smooth tonight, the perfect mood to go out and see if you can wrap someone around your little finger. flirt, bring them home, whatever.

three → red velvet cream cheese nothing can bother you now. nope, everything is good and simple. whether you're at home or in a calm park watching your kids play, it's time to kick back and relax.

four → lemon coconut feeling tropical? so are we, since we're giving you a free ticket to take a cruise! so, where are you going? who is coming with you? who are you going to meet?

five → white russian bond. james bond. you're on a top secret mission from whatever government you're working for and that lovely person across the room? totally an enemy spy. or a rogue agent.

six → mocha caramel brrr! it's suddenly chilly outside and you can't help but duck in somewhere to warm up. you're lucky: it's a nice, cozy cafe. your crush just happens to be there too.

seven → orange almond le gasp! look at you, all dressed up for the big day. but what day is it? your wedding? prom? your best friend's wedding? or are you finally becoming the president?

eight → white chocolate mint today is a great day to spread some love. friends, family, your lover (or whatever you call them) will find you in a very cuddly and loving mood today.

nine → lavender lemon you're lucky: you won a free trip to an all-day spa for an entire weekend! any spa of your choice in the world, and you can invite a friend or lover to come along. relax. enjoy the private rooms.

ten → pumpkin apple cider oh no. someone spiked the punch. cider. or maybe you just drank straight from a bottle of whiskey. or maybe it was vodka. no, no, it was totally a martini. hello drunk person at the bar.

eleven → vanilla cherry pure and simple, nothing beats friendship. it is what lasts longer than love, and can survive through betrayal and wars. so today you're hanging out with your best friends ever.

twelve → dark chocolate espresso richer and darker than mocha, you're feeling lazy and content, snuggled up in bed and with no intention of leaving. question is: who is that person next to you? oopse.

thirteen → chocolate chip remember when you were a kid and you did all those fun things? zoos and amusement parks and aquariums? well, you're gonna relive that! with your kids! or maybe you're a kid. again!

fourteen → maple walnut forget about the glamorous parties and the elegant balls. you have been wanting a change in your life, some way to recharge. you're camping for the week! roll out those sleeping bags!

fifteen → irish coffee alright! today is the day you're going to... well, you're going to do something exciting and new, or something you've always been meaning to do! time to become an achiever!
 
 
Current Location: Done!
 
 
nikola tesla.



The Last Words Meme

This is it. The final curtain. You're at the end of your life, and there's someone here you really, really need to say something to before you die.

cut for length/possible triggers. )


Stolen from memebells.
 
 
an ineffable plan
BODY SWAP PARTY


Do you have more than one RP account on DW? Have you ever wanted to play The Doctor in Sherlock Holmes's body? Then this meme is made for you.

1. Post as a character. Here's the twist: that character has just exchanged bodies with another muse in your headspace.
2. Put the name and fandom of the muse being played in the subject line, so no one gets confused.
3. Others comment, either bodyswapped or un-bodyswapped!
4. ???
5. Take pictures for great lulz.
 
 
Harold "Coop" Cooplowski
17 January 2012 @ 08:45 pm


So you were thinking about gettin' your angst on, or sexin' up and/or romancing some pretty thang from another reality when Variety Man drop-kicks your brain in its metaphorical nuts and you now have the urge to DO SOMETHING ELSE.

I don't care what. Go on an adventure. Play Yahtzee. Partake of hitting the geriatric with flaming pogo sticks while you ride a dinosaur. For god's sake, do something other than boning and wangsting.

There are no prompts. Use your imagination, meet some new people/characters. In a setting where you can run into anyone from anywhere, grab the reins and ride off into the wild blue yonder and just go nuts!