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The (Horrible) Pick Up Line Meme


So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper.

However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that.

Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how it works

1. Post with a character, putting name and fandom in the subject line.
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   
   
   
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you're out of ideas, check this site out.
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

(Taken from kittieboom)

Comments

Britta Perry | Community | OTA

[britta_ftw]

[readingrainbow]

Hey Britta? [ Troy's got this... look on his face. You know the one. Like he's turning those upstairs gears faster than they're really greased for, and the smoke is starting to clog things up. ]

Can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hermione Granger ♥ Harry Potter ♥ ota

[bookish_lioness]

[gstringwitch]

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Rei Narukami | Persona 4 (FeMC) | OTA

[liliaceae]

sherlock holmes / sherlock / ota

[consulting]

I'll have to take you out and put you under investigation. It's illegal for you to look that good.

Re: sherlock holmes / sherlock / ota

[idomath]

[This ship sounds like a 13-year-old girl. She's rather new.]

I'm afraid you're totally not making it, pumpkin.

Dave Strider | Homestuck | het, aged up

[phatbeats]

[emoted]

hey dave!!
justin timberlake called and he wants his sexy back!!! :D

Davesprite | Homestuck | het, aged up

[caws]

[winkwonk]

hey
hey psst
psssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt4

birdy brady brird
brid boy
*bird

polly want a hacker?

wnikwinknudgenduge

Irene Adler | BBC Sherlock

[whatyoulike]

[gstringwitch]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Republic of Ireland | Axis Powers Hetalia (OC)

[sireland]

[kilts]

_{[ sidesteps towards.
There are two awkward brothers in the same room and one is trying to use a pick up line. Not sure if serious pick up line or not.
THis room must radiate awkward. ]}

... I dinnae got four leaves, but if'n ye pluck me, I'll give ye luck.

Jade Harley | Homestuck

[straightforward]

[100yearsgone]

Are you an airbender? Because you just took my breath away.

Rachel Green || FRIENDS

[isabigdeal]

Samantha Flack || CSI:NY

[sammmy]

[gstringwitch]

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[gstringwitch]

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

AMERICA ★ axis powers hetalia ★ open

[herocomplex]

Hey.

Wanna see my stimulus package?

_{[ yeah he'll be hitting on you. ]}

h-here, have a russian spy. XD

[problemlikemarya]

Why, daaaaaaaaahlink, without even buying a poor woman a drink?

SCOTLAND x axis powers hetalia x open

[kilts]

[gstringwitch]

Would you like to see me naked?

roxy lalonde l homestuck [ota]

[winkwonk]

Re: roxy lalonde l homestuck [ota]

[fuckin_land]

hey swweetcheeks wwanna get together an make some wwavves


you knoww
in bed

Faye Townsend | OC | Open

[never_sparkles]

[You might get nommed for your troubles.]

Milo Boyd | The Bounty Hunter | OTA

[bountywithrage]

[runsfromhim]

Nicole was running a bit late and when she walked into the bar, she saw him up at the bar so she snuck up behind him and whispered in his ear, "Did you know that you bring a whole new meaning to the word 'edible'?"

Hoban "Wash" Washburne | Firefly/Serenity

[fearsomebrowmop]

Starscream | Transformers

[aerospace]

Agent Carolina | Red vs Blue

[carolinablues]

Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

[majyyksandstuff]

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck

[pariahdom]

Aang | Avatar: The Last Airbender

[100yearsgone]