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The (Horrible) Pick Up Line Meme


So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper.

However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that.

Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how it works

1. Post with a character, putting name and fandom in the subject line.
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   
   
   
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you're out of ideas, check this site out.
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

(Taken from kittieboom)

Comments

[consulting]

Are we confusing innuendo with metaphors now, darling?

[whatyoulike]

The two are hardly mutually exclusive.

[consulting]

I prefer mutual exclusivity with my implications.

[whatyoulike]

I'll keep that in mind. What else do you prefer?

[consulting]

I'd rather have you not know what I like. I've seen you destroy nations with that information.

[whatyoulike]

Nearly, until you learned I like puns.

Are you suggesting your likes have an effect on national security?