hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

[knightime]

Jegus, alright.

I just got into an argument with some fucking nobody alright? [Well a couple of nobodies, but details.] We didn't really see eye to eye, and shit happened.

[nukeoleptic]

Who was the 'fucking nobody'? And what kind of 'shit' happened?

[She's ducking down, slightly, trying to create and maintain eye contact.]

[knightime]

Just some kids our age. Didn't like how I looked and how I acted. [Glancing away. This would be easier for you if those shades didn't hide his face so well.]

Fucking yelling everywhere with shitty insults. They backed off when I started to show I was serious as fuck.

[nukeoleptic]

[Oooh. Oh no, son. This shit don't fly.]

Where are they? What did they look like?

[>|||]

[knightime]

Hold your horses. Put your gun down. This shit is done and dealt with. They won't be bothering me again.

[Rubbing his eyes again. He's gotten pretty far from turning into a sobbing mess. He would give himself a pat on the back if he cared.] They ain't worth your time anyways.

[nukeoleptic]

They had better not!

[Jade's voice is flustered, upset for him.]

You're the coolest kid around. Who would tease you?

[knightime]

A lot of kids don't like cool kids. Being cool doesn't stop me from getting enemies of the fucking wahoo.

[He fiddles with his sunglasses before pulling them off.] And maybe some kids don't like how you look and it spreads like a fucking wild fire in the middle of a Texan summer.

[nukeoleptic]

[And Jade frowns visibly at that, reaching up to try to take his shades.]

Well, maybe some kids don't matter. Maybe only the people who care about you do.

[knightime]

[He lets her take them, and he just barely glances at her before looking away. It's obvious he's been crying.]

Maybe sometimes it hurts a little fucking too much when you're against a whole crowd and you're by yourself. Maybe I tried not to care or think it matters.

[nukeoleptic]

[Dave tears. D: Oh noooo. What do? What do, Harley?

Out of ideas, she just hugs him.]

They're really dumb, Dave. They don't know what they're talking about.

[knightime]

[He can dig the hug and even hug back.]

I know. Bro said I'm fucking special. Why I'm a Strider and shit. [But sometimes it worms its way under his skin and gets to him.]

[nukeoleptic]

[Jade is all about being a shoulder to cry on, man. :c She pats his back, still a little upset at the people who spoke to him at all.]

You are special. The most special. Your Bro's right.

[knightime]

I know he's right. My skin isn't as tough as his though. I let shit get to me and it's fucking embarrassing because now I'm having a major feelings jam with you about it.

[nukeoleptic]

I like feelings jams!!

[It's quick, earnest.]

I never got to have very many of them growing up!! Mostly just with Bec, and he didn't talk much, hehe.

[knightime]

I guess we could have them more often if you wanted. I'm not really a feelings jam person though.

[nukeoleptic]

I don't know.. I guess I don't really have a lot to jam about!!

[Jade releases him with a little frown.]

[knightime]

[He rubs his eyes a little.]

Guess not. Maybe we're not cut out for feelings jams after all.

[nukeoleptic]

Shoosh.

[And she will just.. pap his shoulder.]

[knightime]

[Might be resting his chin on her shoulder.]

Only because you said it so nicely. I'll shoosh.

[nukeoleptic]

[Jade chuckles softly, reaching up to card her fingers through his hair.]

You don't actually have to shoosh.

[knightime]

But you just told me to shoosh. Jegus, Harley, I'm not a mind reader. Can't always know what you're thinking.

[nukeoleptic]

I was telling your sad to shoosh. Not you.

[knightime]

My sad is officially shoosh and now there's only good feelings all around.

[nukeoleptic]

[And she reaches up.. ruffling his hair. It is now officially messy, Dave.]

Good! I'm glad. Really glad. I don't like to see you sad.

[knightime]

Hard to be sad around you. You kind of exude happy feelings and shit.

I swear, you are sad's worst enemy or some shit like that.