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hysterical meme

Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

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And ruin the surprise? You might just have to start expecting smooth Strider kisses.

Well... maaaaybe I'll be able to adjust. I'm glad you're feeling better, Dave.

Well, feeling jams usually help in that respect, so I guess it was because I ran into you.

Okay, then! Hold up your hand and promise the next time you're upset, you'll come riiiiight to me for a feelings jam!

Do I have to be upset to come to you or can I just visit because I want to?

That might be the dumbest question you have ever asked.

Maybe I was trying to get permission because it was the polite thing to do.

When have you ever cared about polite?

Since I decided I wanted to. Jegus.

Well, you have permission to pester me aaaany time you want.

What goes under pester? Need a ball park, Harley. Gotta know what's alright and what isn't.

Well.. anything, I guess!! As long as you're not being mean or antagonizing me.

Man, ruining my fun right at the beginning. You drive a hard bargain.

[She squints at him.]

Okay. You can be a LITTLE mean, as long as you apologize.

Don't I always apologize? [No.]

Don't worry. You usually don't do or say shit that requires my antagonizing and snide comments. That's usually reserved for Egbert.

Okay, okay! Then.. anything at all! I'm open to all coolkid pestering.

And coolkid pestering you'll get.

[But for now, Dave will just lace his fingers between yours. Sappy? Of course not.]

[You know, after everything they've been through? She's pretty okay with sappy, and she squeezes his fingers -- even if her face is a little red.]

Jeez, you are pretty suave, huh?

Gonna sweep you right off your feet.

I will pull out all the most romantic passes that you'll be putty by the end of it.

[She gives his hand a little tug, laughing.]

Isn't romance really kind of uncool, though??

What. No way.

You can do a shitton of uncool stuff, but romance can be fucking cool.

And if isn't cool, then looks like you get special permission at seeing Strider at his most uncoolest moments.

[Jade grins a little bit at that, turning and leaning up to kiss the tip of his nose.]

I'll remember that. But I expect to be swept off my feet!! You promised.

[Oh hey, don't be so cute. He might have flushed just a little.]

Are we speaking theoretically or literally?

[She saw that flush, Dave. She saw it and it makes her grin just a little.]

I don't know!! I haven't decided yet.

[He removes his hand from yours, only to literally sweep you up bridal style.]

Would this suffice?

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