hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

I don't know.. I guess I don't really have a lot to jam about!!

[Jade releases him with a little frown.]

[knightime]

[He rubs his eyes a little.]

Guess not. Maybe we're not cut out for feelings jams after all.

[nukeoleptic]

Shoosh.

[And she will just.. pap his shoulder.]

[knightime]

[Might be resting his chin on her shoulder.]

Only because you said it so nicely. I'll shoosh.

[nukeoleptic]

[Jade chuckles softly, reaching up to card her fingers through his hair.]

You don't actually have to shoosh.

[knightime]

But you just told me to shoosh. Jegus, Harley, I'm not a mind reader. Can't always know what you're thinking.

[nukeoleptic]

I was telling your sad to shoosh. Not you.

[knightime]

My sad is officially shoosh and now there's only good feelings all around.

[nukeoleptic]

[And she reaches up.. ruffling his hair. It is now officially messy, Dave.]

Good! I'm glad. Really glad. I don't like to see you sad.

[knightime]

Hard to be sad around you. You kind of exude happy feelings and shit.

I swear, you are sad's worst enemy or some shit like that.

[nukeoleptic]

[She leans back from him just enough to slip on the glasses he handed her.]

Jade Harley: Enemy of Sad!!

I kind of like it.

[knightime]

Ah shit. Now Harley is just letting all her swag out. Sad doesn't have anything on your shit.

[nukeoleptic]

It's kind of hard to see through these, Dave!

[knightime]

That's probably because you're not used to seeing through them twenty four seven. I'd like you to know my vision is fucking peachy.

[nukeoleptic]

[She peers at him over the rim of them.]

Your eyes are really pretty, you know.

[knightime]

[That catches him by slight surprise.]

You're one of the rare few who think so.

[nukeoleptic]

Don't be ridiculous. Unusual, maybe... but I don't think there's anything wrong with unusual.

[knightime]

[He runs a hand through his hair.] Those kids didn't like them.

[nukeoleptic]

Those kids were dumbasses.

[Simply, sincerely.]

[knightime]

Guess you're right.

Why the fuck do I care about what they think?

[nukeoleptic]

You don't!!

[Jade leans in close, slipping Dave's glasses back up the bridge of his nose, before announcing in a tone almost like Karkat's:]

The dumb fucks.

[knightime]

[He snorts.]

I can just hear Karkat ragequitting. Probably screaming at how Jade totally fucked up his voice and he doesn't sound like that.

[nukeoleptic]

At least he doesn't call me 'The Jade Human' anymore!!

[A pause. She smooths his hair down.]

Are you really okay?

[knightime]

I'm so fucking peachy I need a factory to hold all my peaches.

Seriously. [He shuffles a bit.] Thanks.

[nukeoleptic]

[Peering at him.]

Then smile! Alright?