hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

[knightime]

Jegus, iron grip much? I thought you were going to tear my face off or something.

[nukeoleptic]

You go around like this all the time!

[She purses her lips to the point of fishlips.]

Seeing a smile was nice!

[knightime]

I only do the duck and fish faces when I want to post to myspace. Bullshit.

[He shrugs.] Smiling isn't something that's on my usual list of to do shit.

[nukeoleptic]

I've kind of noticed!!

[S'okay dude. She'll just do the smiling for you.]

[knightime]

You can do the extra smiling for me. Harley smiles are ten times more effective then Strider smiles.

[nukeoleptic]

I don't know. I think there's something pretty special about Strider smiles, too.

[knightime]

And why do you think that?

Color me curious.

[nukeoleptic]

You have a nice smile! That's all.

[knightime]

Huh...

[Not sure what to say about that honestly.] Maybe.

[nukeoleptic]

Do I look like I'm lying, Dave Strider?

[knightime]

Naw. You're a crummy liar most of the time anyways.

You know though, it's hard to get me to smile. No sneaky Harley tricks to wrestle them out of me?

[nukeoleptic]

[Thoughtfully:]

I could borrow John's joke book!

[knightime]

John's shitty jokes are not going to make me smile. This is not to be debated.

[nukeoleptic]

Then maybe I can have Rose psychoanalyze a way!

[knightime]

Pretty sure you have a better chance of getting me to smile doing something only you could do then reigning Lalonde in.

Mostly because I refuse to tell Lalonde anything psychoanalyzing worthy.

[nukeoleptic]

[Jade laughs, leaning in to kiss his cheek.]

I'll think of something, coolguy. You can count on me.

[knightime]

[It was quick. Instead of a kiss to a cheek, he tilted his head to catch her in a quick lip lock before he shuffles a bit away, hands in his pocket. Almost, like it never happened.]

Doesn't really need too much thinking.

[nukeoleptic]

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Dave!

[knightime]

[Whoops. Maybe that was a bad idea.]

Uh. What's up, Harley?

[nukeoleptic]

[Nah. She's just a little embarrassed.]

Warn me next time, okay?

[knightime]

And ruin the surprise? You might just have to start expecting smooth Strider kisses.

[nukeoleptic]

Well... maaaaybe I'll be able to adjust. I'm glad you're feeling better, Dave.

[knightime]

Well, feeling jams usually help in that respect, so I guess it was because I ran into you.

[nukeoleptic]

Okay, then! Hold up your hand and promise the next time you're upset, you'll come riiiiight to me for a feelings jam!

[knightime]

Do I have to be upset to come to you or can I just visit because I want to?