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hysterical meme

Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

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[He runs a hand through his hair.] Those kids didn't like them.

Those kids were dumbasses.

[Simply, sincerely.]

Guess you're right.

Why the fuck do I care about what they think?

You don't!!

[Jade leans in close, slipping Dave's glasses back up the bridge of his nose, before announcing in a tone almost like Karkat's:]

The dumb fucks.

[He snorts.]

I can just hear Karkat ragequitting. Probably screaming at how Jade totally fucked up his voice and he doesn't sound like that.

At least he doesn't call me 'The Jade Human' anymore!!

[A pause. She smooths his hair down.]

Are you really okay?

I'm so fucking peachy I need a factory to hold all my peaches.

Seriously. [He shuffles a bit.] Thanks.

[Peering at him.]

Then smile! Alright?

[There's a slight eyebrow raise.

And then a small smile.] You're lucky, Harley. Not just anyone gets to see me smile.

I'd rather see you smile than cry.

[She's not teasing -- simply matter-of-fact.]

Well you're seeing it right now. Doesn't that mean anything?

[She pinches his cheeks, just to widen his smile.]

Much better now!

Mleggo of mhah fhashe, Harley

[Ah, dude, come on.]

[Piiiiinch.]

Say the password!

Shish fuhcking hurtshh???

[Because it kind of does.]

Fiiine.

[She lets him go.]

Jegus, iron grip much? I thought you were going to tear my face off or something.

You go around like this all the time!

[She purses her lips to the point of fishlips.]

Seeing a smile was nice!

I only do the duck and fish faces when I want to post to myspace. Bullshit.

[He shrugs.] Smiling isn't something that's on my usual list of to do shit.

I've kind of noticed!!

[S'okay dude. She'll just do the smiling for you.]

You can do the extra smiling for me. Harley smiles are ten times more effective then Strider smiles.

I don't know. I think there's something pretty special about Strider smiles, too.

And why do you think that?

Color me curious.

You have a nice smile! That's all.

Huh...

[Not sure what to say about that honestly.] Maybe.

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