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Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | OTA

[thearchangel]

1) I'm telling you, the hot tub won't lead to anything more than awkward splashing

2) I took off my shirt at the party and some guy took it home???

3) and i mean this in the nicest way possible: no. never again. NEVER. AGAIN.

4) in my defense I AM more used to "shots shots shots" being used on the battlefield so...

5) text him;

why hello there, 2

[hurtling]

by guy do you mean human or?

HELLO

[thearchangel]

I think he was human. Looked like it from behind... while he was running away.

[hurtling]

that’s quite strange, why would he want to take your shirt…

maybe you should start putting your name on them.

[thearchangel]

I have no idea. It's definitely not a mistake - no way it'd fit a human well.

I'd have to learn to write it in human script first.

[hurtling]

( wait….

james might be an idiot but— )

so how…

how exactly are we having this conversation?

[thearchangel]

[It's okay James....]

Oh, that. Auto translate. All my messaging devices have it.

1

[thenormalsquint]

It's like 4 inches of water, Garrus. You won't even need to pretend to know how to swim in it.

[thearchangel]

No, I've seen them. They come up to human chests.

[thenormalsquint]

Which would be like 4 inches for you. I did the math.

[thearchangel]

I'm only 218.

[... Centimeters. He's seven foot two inches.]

[thenormalsquint]

I didn't ask for your weight.

[She knows what he meant, but if she didn't give him a hard time, would she really be his friend?]

[thearchangel]

What? No I mean

[HOLD ON DOING SOME CONVERSION MATH HERE...]

seven feet? Feet. Right, that's a measurement on Earth.

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[smartass_captain]

I appreciate that your instinct was to "get me into cover" but...

[thearchangel]

I uh

I may have had a couple of said shots. Beforehand.

[smartass_captain]

Honestly I'm glad I did too because I bet some of these bruises hurt to get but I don't remember anything other than getting the wind knocked out of me from landing on the table leg funny

[thearchangel]

And, frankly, this whole thing is an improvement over the last time I got drunk at a party.

No rifles involved, this time.

[smartass_captain]

I'm glad it's an improvement for one of us. Your doctor fixed me up at least.

[thearchangel]

She does that - fixes up people with only a little judgment.

Just a bit.

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[metamorphosing]

Maybe he thought you looked better without it and that he was doing the rest of us a favor?

[thearchangel]

I don't know. I don't see it.

[metamorphosing]

Seriously? Not often you meet a guy that humble.

[thearchangel]

I mean, the scars do earn a lot of attention... but usually just from krogans.

[He is serious. Sort of.]

[metamorphosing]

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but there are a lot of people out there who probably find you handsome. The scars just add character.

[thearchangel]

I'm flattered.

I don't see it, but flattered all the same.