thearchangel: (Huh?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2025-05-24 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you do this to me...

Hey now. Cortez said I did great. And - Shepard did amazing. That's practically a miracle.
Edited 2025-05-24 06:57 (UTC)
thenormalsquint: (❥ i like what you're saying)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2025-05-24 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Because how often will you get to see Shepard in a bikini?

And you'd do great in the tub IF YOU WOULD JUST STOP BEING A CHICKEN.
thearchangel: (Awkwaaaard)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2025-05-24 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think she owns one. So... never?

I'm not! I'm being practical!
thenormalsquint: (❥  you wanna test me?)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2025-05-24 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, then I'll tell her you want to go skinny dipping. Even better.

P is for practical and punkass.
thearchangel: (you make my face twitch)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2025-05-24 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you so invested in us?

... No? Just practical.
thenormalsquint: (❥ angie don't play that)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2025-05-24 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you two are my friends and I get joy out of seeing my friends hooking up.

Practicality is boring. Be less boring, Garrus.
thearchangel: (have you heard my liara impression?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2025-05-25 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I uh. I'm grateful to be counted as a friend

[But he's too uptight, right, Garrus?]

I'm allowed to be boring after living through the war.