naughty or nice?

[oneholysock]

naughty or nice?

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice

• well? how did your muse behave this year? are they going to get everything on their wishlist, coal in their stocking, or eaten by Krampus?
• holiday magic is in play, no lying
• no blank top levels

Comments

I... haven't been the greatest.

[d16]

Once, I was late to work by a whole 0.002 nanoklicks.

( therefore, he deserves nothing. )

[alivian]

I'm unfamiliar with that measurement of time. Could you give me an example of the length of a single nanoklick?

That depends on who you ask

[repudiatedbutunbowed]

But I like to think I've been pretty nice where it counts.

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Good answer!

There's naughty and then there's Naughty, if you catch my meaning...

[internofdestiny]

...unfortunately I've been both.

[wingdoovers]

At least you've got your good intentions?

Isn't this something that depends on one's point of view?

[attackpatternbattista]

((OTA, 18+ for shipping or smut))

After all, it's a subjective viewpoint.

https://youtu.be/idx3GSL2KWs?si=ig1ZiJtYNdstR2A8

[badlucklady]

Go on, judge me.

I'm always fearful of what I'll find on the other side of your links. This'll be in my head all day.

[pettymuch]

I feel like every time we see each other, Santa crosses your name off one list and adds it to the other.

…Probably naughty… In my defense, I didn’t understand why murder’s bad.

[fillme]

Life n’ death are the same thing to creatures like me. What’m I supposed to do with coal… man, that’s so rigged. Is it fair to judge a non-human based on human morals?

definitely on the naughty list

[redhairedturk]

To be fair though, most of the reasons why is because of the job.
Most of it.

let's be honest

[ministerfudge]

No one thinks a politician is on the nice list.

[emperorcaracalla]

You don't look very mean... [ He looks nicer than his senators. ]

Probably naughty.

[alivian]

I keep wanting beyond my means for things that wealth cannot buy. And I so far have not found the answer for diminishing the part of me that makes others scared of me.

[ooc: Happy to write a different starter for those who have prior CR with him.]

I have been so freakin good!

[pissant]

…probably. Mostly. I have been worse let's just say that!

[pilfeline]

So what are you going to ask Santa for this year?

good boy

[heckpup]

No rolled up newspapers for me!

That is entirely up to interpretation

[closeyourfist]

I think I've managed very well this year.

Yeah, I'm probably on the goddamn naughty list.

[demscrawnyhips]

((OTA, 18+ for shipping and smut))

But whatever, I don't care.

Depends on who you ask.

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Some say I'm a piece of shit traitor, some say I'm the bee's knees and some are too polite to kiss and tell.

I think I have been pretty darn good.

[everybodyhatesstryker]

Tch. Nice List. Obviously.

I've been naughty...

[emperorcaracalla]

But my monkey Dundus was good.

Professional Naughty-Lister.

[veronian]

Who the fuck wants to be "Nice" anyway? Naughty List is where the fun's at.

[alivian]

Is it? Can you elaborate?

Nice. Of course.

[suneko_no_hitomi]

[Snake Eyes have two thumbs up. Definitely better than years prior.]

[inperspective]

I would concur with this assessment.

[Granted, she doubts her recommendation carries the right kind of weight by human metrics.]

Best Boy!

[zakkusu]

[Honestly. Look at him!]

As if a fat white man has any business judging me...

[itsmagik]

But if he were, then he would most certainly deem me naughty.

naughty.

[white_widow]

That is the easiest question I have been asked in days.

[decohere]

But you are good at it.

Naughty List. What else is new?

[ricochetingbullets]

[He really needs to attempt to at least be good at some point in the future.]

[nofutzinway]

You've got a little bit of nice! You let me crash! And you saved me when I was tied up.

Naughty of course

[vocalistyodels]

Gotta be in Jolly ol' Saint Nick's top ten worst every year. Got a streak going.

[chem_break]

Naughty huh? Guess no man in red's gunna drop by and gift ya all these Chems.

Was just lookin for an excuse to light 'em up myself.

Can't have ya breaking your streak for little ol' me, can we now?

a good boy who completely went off the rails this year

[namaries]

( Depending on who you ask, crimes include defying a king! Defying his own king! Theft! Going on the run! Narcing to HR several times! Verbally smacking a friend in her boob several times! Kicking granddaddy elves in the shins! You're never too old for ✨brat summer✨. )

[emperorcaracalla]

Have- have you been naughtier than me?

I’m an enemy to a world I’m fighting to change for the better.

[howmanydeaths]

But I’m not alone in that, either. I have teammates by my side who all want to eliminate conflict by any means necessary. All for the sake of the dialogues to come.