naughty or nice?

[oneholysock]

naughty or nice?

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice

• well? how did your muse behave this year? are they going to get everything on their wishlist, coal in their stocking, or eaten by Krampus?
• holiday magic is in play, no lying
• no blank top levels

Comments

[pettymuch]

Maaaaaybe~

[badlucklady]

[Warren straightens his posture to perfection, looking skyward to absorb this crucial information.]

A pair of chopsticks? A stocking and its garter belt? A teacup and saucer?

[pettymuch]

Definitely not the second one...

[badlucklady]

Saving that one for Valentine's?

[pettymuch]

I'm not cross-dressing for you.

[ He could totally get him to do it. ]

[badlucklady]

Who said you would wear it?

[Warren sticks a leggy out and starts dancing the Can-Can.]

Ay~ Ay~

[pettymuch]

[ Just let him die of embarrassment already. ]

You're not wearing it either!

[badlucklady]

[You're not getting away from this clown that easily.]

Are you sure? My legs are very fetching, if I do say so myself.

[pettymuch]

That's it, now you are getting a pair of chopsticks!

[badlucklady]

Ah yes, the most challenging option.




I mean, where would you find a pair large enough to pick my snack? [Gesturing at him~]

[pettymuch]

You already have a pair for that.

[ Gesturing right back at those fetching legs of Warren's. ]

[badlucklady]

[The look on his face. Good one, kid.]

Weren't we discussing your Christmas gifts for me? If that's so, you'll have to wrap them. We're back at stockings!

[pettymuch]

Go buy your own stockings if you want them so bad. I'm getting you something else.

[badlucklady]

Ah, what could it be... If you've chosen entertainment, I've already finished Dark Souls II.

[pettymuch]

...why are we not gaming together?!

[ A more important question than Xmas gift guessing. ]

[badlucklady]

[🤷]

You never asked?

[pettymuch]

I didn't know you were a gamer! Okay, I changed my mind on what you're gift's gonna be, then.

[badlucklady]

No, I refuse to accept. Telling me now ruins the surprise!

[pettymuch]

You still don't know what it is. Maybe I'm trying to trick you into thinking you know so you're extra surprised!

[badlucklady]

[reverse psychology... (jurassic park voice) clever girl]

That's too much, have mercy on me! You've cursed me to toss and turn all day in consternation!

[pettymuch]

Achievement unlocked!

[badlucklady]

Victory Achieved...

[mutter, mutter.]

In recognition of your heroic deeds, you may choose which game we play on Christmas Eve.

[pettymuch]

Awesome!

[ He looks like he's mentally scrolling through his entire Steam library. ]

What else can I cross off the list besides Dark Souls II?

[badlucklady]

[Warren shoo's the question away while halfway through patting down his ruffled hair. Will his PS5 controller soon have Bandou's prints all over her??]

Anything goes, really. It would be a shame not to play whatever you like only because Aimi and I have done so already.

[Look at the glimmering spark of excitement behind those glasses. Papa can't deny his babygirl anything!! Except...]

I'll warn you, our competitive spirit is brutality itself.

[pettymuch]

Then we're playing something co-op.

[ Look he's being smart and opting against a game that will put him in a bad mood when Warren inevitably kicks his ass at it. ]