naughty or nice?

[oneholysock]

naughty or nice?

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice

• well? how did your muse behave this year? are they going to get everything on their wishlist, coal in their stocking, or eaten by Krampus?
• holiday magic is in play, no lying
• no blank top levels

Comments

[decohere]

But then what could I possibly get you for the holidays.

[white_widow]

Would that not make it even more of a gift?

[decohere]

Not when you're unwrapping it so early.

[white_widow]

You want to wait until Christmas to have sex again?

[decohere]

Wait no.

[white_widow]

That's a relief.

On the subject, though, what do you want as gifts?

[decohere]

But I'm not telling you what.

... Well, isn't it meant to be a surprise?

[white_widow]

I think that is usually why people give more than one option?

[decohere]

Bill always got me tea.

[white_widow]

Would it make you sad to get it from someone else, then?

[decohere]

No. It's nice to have some sort of tradition.

[white_widow]

Okay. What types of tea do you like? Russia has some very good teas.

[decohere]

Mint... lavender. Nothing with cinnamon. At the risk of sounding stereotypical, I do enjoy a nice earl grey.

But nice soothing nighttime ones are good too.

[white_widow]

Okay, that's a good list. I can work with that.

[decohere]

Honestly just nothing extravagant. That'd be too much. I like simple.

And just getting to spend time together.

[white_widow]

What exactly do you mean by not extravagant?

That can count as a bonus gift but it cannot count as a gift gift.

[decohere]

You know... overwhelming displays, far too expensive. Anything in front of others. Where I feel put on the spot or feel pressured. Where my gift in return feels inadequate.

No but I do like when it's just us, away from the rest of the team. Quieter.

[white_widow]

What if it is not showy or expensive looking at all, it only cost more because of the functions available? This is a hypothetical, I have not picked anything yet.
Obviously I agree on the public exchange.

So do I. Not only because the boys are bothersome.

[decohere]

I do like functions. And I trust your judgment.

They are, aren't they. But I'm certain we'll still be expected to do something holiday related with them. For the sake of... bonding, or whatever.

[white_widow]

Well, that's a sweet and questionable choice.

Yes, I'm sure we will. If there's mistletoe, I'm burning it.

[decohere]

So are you.

It's toxic, but somehow I think that wouldn't stop you.

[white_widow]

[🤣] I guess I cannot argue with that.

To burn?
I'll wear a gas mask.